/sbg/ Subgenius General™ is a new thread to connect with other subgeni and spread the word of BOB his church and teachings of slack.
[links and resources coming soon]
[need help hosting a 450mb pdf]
[extra memely high quality scans of church scripture]
HAVE YOU GOT ENOUGH SLACK ?
GIVE ME SLACK OR KILL ME
IF YOU THINK THIS IS A JOKE BY GOD YOU WILL NEVER GET THE PUNCHLINE
BEWARE THE CONSPIRACY AND ITS DUPES
PRAISE BOB !
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wimpolemuse.blogspot.com
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go back to mtv, kike
Pay me to. Our Church is Accepting Donations Right Now !
Ok, is this Stang, or Wei?
X Day is coming!
July 5th, 1998 can not be stopped.
The only thing that can save us is True Slack in the form of Bob. The greatest salesman the world has ever seen, Bob will hopefully be able to unsell the Earth from the Saucer People.
Could someone explain this religion to me?
There is nothing to explain.
You either get Slack or you don't Get Slack.
>an overman appears
welcome you glorious son of a bitch
> is this Stang, or Wei?
Neither. Just a motivated Reverand who has achieved FULL TIME CONTROL and decided to spread the gospel to Jow Forums
ITS OK TO SLACK
Praise BoB
My dad was a member and he passed away in 2015, what does the church have to say about the afterlife?
You just explained it!
>Could someone explain this religion to me?
There is a book. (You) TRY to read it. Most people simply cant read it.
I have the book. I created this general to share it. I just haven't figured out where to host it yet. Its BIG.
Praise Bob, brother...keep fighting the good fight, and mind those pinks.
>what does the church have to say about the afterlife?
Just put it on Mega.nz
He's merely ascended to higher profits, via the Start Fist of Retrieval, brother. Keep an eye out for him on X-day.
PRAISE !
He will be back on this corporate hell planet soon enough. But his chances of finding BOB again in future are slim if we dont act NOW !
Thanks ill post the vids in the OP in future. But the books man. Nothing beats your fist experience with the real Book Of T he Subgenius™
Can do, thanks brother!
Is that faggot Ivan Stang still lapping up the slack of deluded idiots?
I hope to "BOB"
I never understood this shit. Even the Discordians are more coherent.
Is Modemac doing okay?
Heresy! Burn the witch!
ok for time being ill do an upload to Mega BUT I AM SPECIFICALLY LOOKING TO HOST IT ON A UNIVERSITY SERVER IN ACADEMIA. CAN YOU HELP BOB ?
>first year in college
Do you know how expensive it is to host a 450 megabyte .pdf from deep space ? Yeah thought you didn't.
Uploading...
gen x cringe
If this is gen x cringe then all other religions are boomer cringe
BOB pepe when?
Pepe with a pipe is the ultimate aim. We have been studying the amphibian meme at one of our advanced research centres. Have one of our papers.
> On the Origins of Memes by Means of Fringe Web Communities
Praise Bob!
Perfect! May the slack be with us!
And suddenly the memes collide and the modern world makes a little bit more ridiculous sense.
kennethhuey.com
The Church feels its finally time to work more with Jow Forums now that our meme processing pipelines are up and running to counter all the weaponised pinks and their glow in dark handlers known in original church scripture as "Glorps"
I think this was the period when people called themselves Sensai of Product and Jedi of code. Like, they put it on their business cards and stuff.
Welcome to Jow Forums I am interested in subscribing to your newsletter
HOW HORRIFYING
Most subgenius guys I knew turned into huge sjw fags tell me how it will be any different now all you are pushing is nihilism with a twist tell me how God fits in or fuck off
>Most subgenius guys I knew turned into huge sjw fags
Those are what the church refer to as "Bobbies" . They were simply posers pretending to have slack. Truly they were the Pinkest of the Pink.
FUCk off back to int with your generals
Reminder: subgeniuses are faggot liberals stuck in their era who can't into chaos
ALL HAIL BOB
Dr. Jay Winter is the greatest Subgenius i've ever known.
His OPs are eternal.
>EXTREMELY ILLEGAL HIGH RESOLUTION SCANS OF CHURCH SCRIPTURE. DO NOT READ THIS BOOK
>EXTREMELY ILLEGAL HIGH RESOLUTION SCANS OF CHURCH SCRIPTURE. DO NOT READ THIS BOOK
>EXTREMELY ILLEGAL HIGH RESOLUTION SCANS OF CHURCH SCRIPTURE. DO NOT READ THIS BOOK
>EXTREMELY ILLEGAL HIGH RESOLUTION SCANS OF CHURCH SCRIPTURE. DO NOT READ THIS BOOK
>who can't into chaos
You know how many big fat tits I sucked at SlackFests?
Seems a little kikey
Subgeni are the only gen xers that get it
Whats the Key agget?
i unironically agree with pic. if you do not realize we are run by satanic pedophiles then you are an edgy cunt. second rate discordians (they got pedos too, btw)
lol nice. SubGenuis has some nice media but I gotta rep Eris in this sectarian dispute, she puts out.
the cult of Eris is a counterculture mail-order religion. honors bestowed upon true freaks and agents of chaos. also responsible for "operation mindfuck" (robert anton wilson's pet propaganda project as playboy editor), which successfully installed the illumaniti conspiracy in american public consciousness.
WELL WE ARE FIGHTING JEWS FROM OUTER SPACE. OH AND MONEY. WE LIKE MONEY TOO.
Slack was the orig anons.
>UNIVERSITY SERVER
What kind of copyright assfucking are you trying to pull over on us? The True Work of the Church is subject to Reverend Stang's dickings, last I checked. One option... might be to submit it to arxiv.org
Some call him
>the Slack Master
>The High Epoch
>The Saint of Sales
>liar
>pimp
>whoremonger
>a sleazy conman foisting his scheme off on gullible suckers
Test
Yo Bob/OP I need the key to download my dude
Suceffufl
If you aren't slacking, you aren't paying attention.
>JEHOVAH ONE
>the wrathful alien space god from some corporate Sin Galaxy
>> EXTRA MEMELY ILLEGAL HIGH RESOLUTION SCANS OF CHURCH SCRIPTURE. DO NOT READ THIS BOOK
mega.nz
>> EXTRA MEMELY ILLEGAL HIGH RESOLUTION SCANS OF CHURCH SCRIPTURE. DO NOT READ THIS BOOK
mega.nz
>> EXTRA MEMELY ILLEGAL HIGH RESOLUTION SCANS OF CHURCH SCRIPTURE. DO NOT READ THIS BOOK
mega.nz
>> EXTRA MEMELY ILLEGAL HIGH RESOLUTION SCANS OF CHURCH SCRIPTURE. DO NOT READ THIS BOOK
mega.nz
FUCK THIS HIPPIE BULLSHIT
You promised a 450Mb file! It's only 116.7. Are we being ripped off?
>also responsible for "operation mindfuck" (robert anton wilson's pet propaganda project as playboy editor)
I did not know that he was an editor of Playboy. That explains a lot, dovetails nicely with early Q.
key?
WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH YOUR INFINITE SUPPLY OF SLACK
>cruise controllin
> HIPPIE BULLSHIT
You misread pal. Its actually techno anarcho capitalism from another dimension.
Having experienced the church and reflecting on it with what i now know it was a def MKULTRA type thing. It takes the hopeless and nihhilistic ones and gives them a twisted purpose of loving emptiness and perversion.
How awesome it would be for Jow Forums to usurp this psyop and make it in the image of kek himself. I see great things and a silver future with BoB
Danke m8
>Q
Amateur, beer-stealing-at-the-Circle-K, read-ing-dads-porn, conspiracy tier.
>TRUE SLACK IS UNDEFINABLE IN ITS PURE FORM
$1 for Your Salvation or Triple Your Money Back!
>only today
>MKULTRA type thing.
>Church of the Subgenius
Do you understand spiritual vaccination, Glorp?
>Are we being ripped off?
BOB WILL NEVER RIP YOU OFF. (You) might however help him a donation.
(the 450mb file is the second book - Revelation X)
based thanks
the illumanitus trilogy is largely based on insane conspiracy letters that people wrote in to playboy.
porn is the ideal propaganda medium because it engages limbic impulses like punishment and reward.
>Amateur, beer-stealing-at-the-Circle-K, read-ing-dads-porn, conspiracy tier.
There was a moment when Qanon hit the Megregors of Evangelical Christianity and David Wilcock level UFOlogy and Voooooosh, it went crazy. I honestly thought we had brought about WW3.
youtube.com
>the illumanitus trilogy is largely based on insane conspiracy letters that people wrote in to playboy.
Those letters have created a lot of great art.
you mean cultural subversion? ever studied the intelligence agencies working with countercultural groups? nudging the drug culture forward? nudging the music and entertainment too (see: laurel canyon)
terrance mckenna, timothy leary, peter levenda, etc. all were spooks.
RAW was one too.
>(the 450mb file is the second book - Revelation X)
Link?
>BOB WILL NEVER RIP YOU OFF.
Truth.
>Q
>terrance mckenna, timothy leary, peter levenda, etc. all were spooks.
We're all compromised. So what?
Satirical "church" perpetuated by the jews to mock theism, what else is new.
>> EXTRA MEMELY ILLEGAL HIGH RESOLUTION SCANS OF THE SECOND BOOK. DO NOT READ THIS BOOK UNTIL YOU ARE DONE NOT READING THE FIRST BOOK
mega.nz
>> EXTRA MEMELY ILLEGAL HIGH RESOLUTION SCANS OF THE SECOND BOOK. DO NOT READ THIS BOOK UNTIL YOU ARE DONE NOT READING THE FIRST BOOK
mega.nz
>> EXTRA MEMELY ILLEGAL HIGH RESOLUTION SCANS OF THE SECOND BOOK. DO NOT READ THIS BOOK UNTIL YOU ARE DONE NOT READING THE FIRST BOOK
mega.nz
>> EXTRA MEMELY ILLEGAL HIGH RESOLUTION SCANS OF THE SECOND BOOK. DO NOT READ THIS BOOK UNTIL YOU ARE DONE NOT READING THE FIRST BOOK
mega.nz
>> EXTRA MEMELY ILLEGAL HIGH RESOLUTION SCANS OF THE SECOND BOOK. DO NOT READ THIS BOOK UNTIL YOU ARE DONE NOT READING THE FIRST BOOK
mega.nz
...fucking discordians. full of subversion, devil worshipers and government spooks. look up the IOT. look up RAW and his occult and intelligence connections (look into his ties to jfk too) look up discordian connections to SRA.
well you could stick it to the elite pedo spooks instead of helping in obfuscation
UNLOCK THE SECRET VOICE
GIVE IN TO ANCIENT NOISE
TAKE A CHANCE, A BRAND NEW DANCE
This is exactly how you stick it to the elite pedo spook reptiles
>mega.nz
For once, Anonymous delivers.
Playboy was right at the start of it all. There isn't much online about Hefner's time in the army or with the paperclip Nazi psychologists in NY and Chicago. Little breadcrumbs, but not much. The UK operation, a smaller version of Playboy was recorded by a nut. Or it could just be bollocks.
wimpolemuse.blogspot.com
THE ESSENCE
Mickey gave me some mighty Malaria with his sharp shiv.
Shiv-It Real good!
is this real? they could meme pretty hard for no computers
>This post is advertising or begging.
Jow Forums is full of glorps
Those are shills, Daddio. Glowers in Darkness.
Subgenius. I used to troll these losers on USENET back in the 90s. They had some morbidly obese loser leader named ass-wipe or iceknife or something.
The discordians were alot funnier tbqh.
Fucking BASED.
I can't even believe it, well-deserved bump. Go to X Day, and read all three Subgenius books.
>T. Subgenius Minister