What would happen to Australia?

If America and Russia got fed up and launched their big boys at each other we wouldn't let Australia just sit back would we? Acting all high and mighty on their Own contienet

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Nah fuck off cunt.

Side with the yanks. Still pissed at Putin for shooting that jet down with the Aussies on it.

What jet?

No you fuck off kangaroo fucker you won't be the only fucks left! If we go your coming with us even if we are the ones dragging you

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Lel, if we get into any war we're draging Australia, Canada, and Britain with us.

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So you're too scared to fight your own fights, lol fag.

Hey dickhole, don't forget we saved your ass in ww2. If it weren't for us you'd all be speaking emu.

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Hey fag, I'll buy you a cheeseburger if you suck my dick.

try me, cunt

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>a cheeseburger
>a
Fuck you nigger, get a sack full of cheese Krystals and then we'll talk.

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Since Aussies are the only real "greatest ally" we have, I'd assume they'd be with us. Would be shit for them to get roped into our inane shit yet again though.

Thanks to ANZUS, Australia definitely gets attacked.

MH17.
Israel sent a message to Malaysia via a third party, the conflict in Donbass/Ukraine.

We have newks you cock eyed cunt, how's it feel to be England's literal bitch

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I'm surprised that you're turning down two free meals, already had your fill of jew dick?

its called paying your dues faggot, aussie land would be a shithole without the us

You seem a bit upset, maybe you should ask your masters if you could give them your firstborn daughter.

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Lol, I don't owe you anything faggot. If you want to start a fight with Russia then that's your problem.

>that's your problem
Hahahaha no nigger, you're coming with us like it or not.

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So here is what you don't acknowledge, if it weren't for USA we would have let England flatten you all back. In 2012, or did you forget already?

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This. We nuke them ourselves because if we can't have them then no one can.

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sup Incel fudge packer?

How does it feel to know that Ive had sex with over 1000 women?

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>don't forget we saved your ass in ww2
you did not save shit, you were a hindrance more than a savior.
once we unshackled ourselves from British military command we have done ok.

>don't forget we saved your ass in ww2
yes, USA won ww2 singlehandedly. Big thanks USA, you are the best ^_^

>How does it feel to know that Ive had sex with over 1000 women?
don't pretend you don't feel hollow inside

>t. An emu

Aussies will inherit the world

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Post cheeseburger pix or stfu

And the meek shall inherit the earth, meek as in Australian, aka the blessed.

Thanks Vlad, it's nice that someone finally appreciates us.

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Hi Brian. Reposting the same picture and dumb message again I see. Not sure why you are using australian flag when you are a dumb inbred midwest U.S. lead poisoning victim. Remove the 1 from that number and it's accurate 000. The stupid hat and gage earring thing was a bad fashion decision. Also fix your drooping eye and schizophrenia. Thanks kiddo.