What is this liberal bullshit and why is it so unfunny?

Remember when the oscars has a charming white male host and it wasn’t a feminist Mexican frenzy?

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>Thank you for hiring Women and PoC
>they made the filming so much better
Shit gets worse every year

hollywood is disgusting

Why are you watching it?

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what's the joke?

My gfs family is watching it so I’m just sitting with them.

>BBC panther wins costume design
It’s all so tiresome

Will we at least get Mel and Vince reaction shots?

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No, sorry.
I have never watched it, and I'm old.
Boomer old

They haven’t had two white people on at the same time.

doubt they are even there

We're closer to the leftist Hunger Games paradise than ever before

>when your pic related is the literal definition of 'shitshow'

What is her look supposed to convey?
I'm guessing constipation

you, if you're watching it

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I was actually thinking of buying Free Solo, but after it win best documentary, the producer femnazi had to thank all women and minorities “because they make everything better”. Fuck off.
A white male climbed that mountain.

>in the year of our Lord 2019
>buying movies
My man, what is wrong with your head?

especially modern (((movies)))

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Wish that was shopped

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Why do these people try so hard?

it's the left's religious ceremony once again. why am i not surprised that it's disgusting?

They are all narcissists

DAS RITE

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who in da fuck is this?

They love jerking their dicks to themselves in the mirror

yep, I was following the pattern with amusement.

they wuz kangz

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Are we actually watching a trailer for BBC panther in 2019?

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Dumb niggers and their television. Niggers complain about the programming but they watch tv 20 hours out of the day. Oscars are just kike puppets sucking eachother off. Good movies are few and far between, if they actually knew what made a good movie the oscars would last 5 minutes.

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>watching the Oscars, EVER
found the problem. That shit was an unwatchable circle jerk from the beginning.

The only reason why anyone would watch this smug shit was back in the 80's or 90's when you had like 6 channels, and your normal Sunday night TV lineup was fucked because the networks would air this crap and you were stuck for the ride.

Same would also be the case for the Olympics, and US Open.

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amy poehler unironically scares me.

when she's playing a character in a show, she sometimes emotes a little, because the script or director or whatever calls for it. outside of that though, she makes exactly one face, and you can tell she spent a lot of time practicing it, engineering it to further her career by having this permanent smirk that's exactly one half centimeter of an eyebrow raise away from asking if you want a blowjob, right here and now. you can just tell that she is literally devoid of any actual emotional capacity whatsoever and instead ruthlessly uses the mask she's crafted her face into to climb professionally, and, only exactly as needed, socially.

>remember before orange man was bad?

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there is so much detail here, i dont think even we could have greentexted this bullshit

>Si Jose, Leo epic women and immigrants moving humanity forward xD

The faggot fucking janitors are deleting oscar threads.

I feel so underdressed rn

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You actually watched it dude? Fuck off you're the degenerate

I think Mel has given up completely on his peers. Don't know about Vince.

lol look how proud he is.

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Why does one on the right look like literall fucking nightmare fuel, like i don't mean her look overall but her makeup is just a picture of pure evil

This image got me banned from /tv/. Conspiracy theories they said lol.

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She?

you know, that makes a great deal of sense

honestly doesn't even need the red to convey your point, holy shit

>if only you knew how bad things really are

Remember that favor you owe me?
WASH
YOUR
ASS
OUT
THERE

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>watching award shows
for what fucking purpose? it's literally four fucking hours of the most vapid people imaginable jerking one another off.

SHE LOOKS LIKE A CORPSE
ZOMBIE WAR NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111111111111

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usa is so kiked i dont understand why anyone would deny it
they turned your celebrations so that you end up worshipping the soaps

There were 60 fucking anons on /tv/ saying I was schiz. It's obvious af right lads? The blue and white too.

(((They))) love to troll us

yeah thats about the best greentext summation for tonight holy hell

100%, you should've cropped a corner of it out and google reverse image searched it and taken a screencap of the resulting "best match: israeli flag"

Is Spike Lee /ourguy/?

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A faggot in a dress

Normies are fucking retarded and they hate Jow Forums for seeing through their bullshit.

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you have eyes to see
always remember many normies frequent /tv/ and so they actually believe in Oscars hype and prestige rather than correctly see it as a disgraceful tableau of pozitivity

Smart. Be my guest.
I even thought the recent Oscar design, also on display tonight, of the Oscar inside a pyramid, with Oscar's head breaching the capstone, evoked Israel's Supreme Court pyramid. But that could be argued by normies. But a blue/white Star of David on the red carpet, that's no Rorschach test.
Wouldn't say any shitposter on /tv/ is unironically psyched for Oscars, they're just subplebbit rejects.

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