Why do women love alcohol so much?

Why do women love alcohol so much?

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Dead inside

Who doesn’t, pussy?

So they can blame the alcohol on their naturally unhinged whorish behavior.

Distracts them from the cruel reality that they have no divine spark like men and are useless to modern society without makeup

General hedonism.

No hobbies. What else are you gonna do?

cool wine chick

100% this

This. They’ve each taken miles of strange dick and yet they have no kids. No family. No purpose. No direction. No sense of tradition or culture. Their eyes are dead, just like their futures.

They also drink more than my male mates who drink heaps. The girls I hang out with are always downing 2 drinks at a time and saying "oooo I'm double gunning it" or some ridiculous bullshit. They are all gonna hit the wall hard. I have no idea how none of them are fat. Their faces show it when they go makeup free though

more like old wine hag. they've got one hand on the wall already

/thread

also, i didn't piece it together but i think the excessive amount of alcohol explains why BMI in the female population is at an all time high. at least stacy is dancing and partying the night away while drinking. Stephanie lays on her fatass while topping half a bottle of wine and wonders when she got so big (buh buh...I don't even eat THAT much)

so even you losers can get laid

Because they're told to

Gives them an excuse for their abhorrent behavior.

Drunks are people of poor character that like to shift the blame onto an object instead of taking responsibility for themselves.

My family is filled with them. Alcohol is poison to the body and mind.

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it absolves them of taking responsiblity when they choke random dick

Their empty wombs scream in agony.

it's gives them absolution.
whatever they do while drunk can be blamed on something or someone else
accountability is like kryptonite for women
alcohol is a shield

if a man wrote "beer, lots of it" women would call him a loser and a drunk

>i love wine
>i love to travel
>must love dogs

literally every woman's profile

>Why do women love alcohol so much?
it lets them be themselves (whore cunts) with an excuse for their own decisions.

these ones aren't cute anymore either. they lost the chances of finding a husband now it's just work, paying taxes for other people's gibs, and 'drinks with the girls'

No fucking joke. I recently got off Hinge after a date or two -- I'll get back on because I'm going to get horny. But this is just about every fucking profile. Every. Fucking. One.

>Why do women love alcohol so much?
For a few minutes they can forget how lousy they are at man tasks. They shouldn't care but zog has infiltrated their psyches.

It apparently absolves them of all responsibility.

two glasses and im done for the night

Because ((Bravo)) tells them to...

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This.

FPBP as always

Carry on tiny dickers!

why do women love travel so much?

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It allows them to forget for a fleeting moment how miserable they are without a husband and children

its pretty crazy, you can ask just about any question on pol and within the first 3 posts you get such a perfect, specific, concise and simple answer to anything.

ALWAYS fucking signaling their travel experiences in a way that suggests they crave social status.

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so they can rack up dick mileage on their fleshwound and have an excuse to drink more alcohol

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>Almost arrested in Budapest
>48 hours later, bitch is in a hospital in Thailand.

Women are garbage tourists. Men make the best tourist, pic related.

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cbc.ca/news/politics/alcohol-drinking-women-1.4890268
While she said there's nothing necessarily wrong with advertisers tailoring their messaging, Paradis has a problem with ads borrowing the messaging of the women's liberation movement to sell booze.

"What I find extremely disturbing is advertising has been using the pretext of sexual equality to encourage women to drink like men," she said.

"Would it ever cross your mind to ingest the same amount of calories as your father, your brother, your spouse? Of course not. But the alcohol industry has somehow managed to make us believe that, when it comes to alcohol, that should be sort of a measure of gender equality."

The problem with trying to keep up with men at the bar, said Tam, is that women and men metabolize alcohol differently.

"Our water content is different. The body enzymes that metabolize alcohol are different in women," she said.

based and red pilled.

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I love alcohol too. When I have a few drinks it gives me this warm fuzzy feeling that I NEVER have when sober.

Fpbp, per usual

They look to the outside world to fill the void of what they lack inside to create a complete person.
When they can not find it they broaden their search, unable to ever find what they are looking for as the problems are not coming from the outside.

>26 years old
yikes. do people still talk like internet memes from 2008?

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why not just do heroin? shit makes you feel good too right?

I love how the author made sure she looked absolutely fucking miserable the whole time. Spot on.

Pretty much this. My girlfriend fucks like a wild animal when tipsy.

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Because they like to blame slutty behavior on their consumption. As if it’s a reasonable excuse for poor choices having been made.

Red wine is nice
Unironically based:

youtube.com/watch?v=zXt56MB-3vc

The influence is mellow, goes down smooth. Better than beer and way better than liquor

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I thought Trump hadn't built the wall yet, what are these women hitting?

To some people looking like they're having fun and doing enjoyable things has become more important than actually enjoying yourself its so fukked. We are living in dark times.

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here i made an updated version

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Things like this are always so cringy. Always positive some kissless virgin makes this shit to feel better about himself

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idk but shes really bitter about being single

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Why are you a bitter feminist dog / cat lady?
The truth hurts and women are so often the manipulative ones when it comes to separating from the father of their children. The laws in this country (and Canada, and elsewhere) favor the fuck out of women when it comes to divorce AND when kids are present.

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>my friends made me do this lol
>"something casual"
>love wine and traveling
>i probably swiped right because of your dog
>barely on here go to my snapchat/ig
>swipe left if you voted for trump

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If I ever go down that road again.. I'll take the wino route.
The hard stuff, beer, malt liquor.. I'll pass. Never again.

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why do women do this?

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fpbp

That's a bot account

She wants dinner, alright.

Alcohol is finally rotting my mothers brain. She snaps like a crazy person and then forgets an hour later she did anything wrong.

That’s exactly how it works pal. When my parents got divorced my mom tried to blame my dad for her cheating. She tried to pass it off like he was emotionally abusive. She only stopped doing it when 13 year old me flipped the fuck out on her and told her to stop talking shit about my dad to both my and my sister’s faces.

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Same reason why men like alcohol so much?

It drowns the voice telling them their ovaries are rapidly dying.

wrap it up boys, this thread is finished

I know a girl just like this. Sweet thing but christ the amount of wine pics she had was crazy. You'll see a lot of the tumblr princesses with this shit and they happen to go through boyfriend after boyfriend due to breakups.
>Why are you a bitter feminist dog / cat lady?
This implies women frequent Jow Forums or Jow Forums for that matter.

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pol would be a traumatic experience for the majority of female doctors and lawyers. The majority of women, don't even believe that "success" makes them any different.

first time they stumble across something that reminds them of something they are denying, or pushes them towards discovering something painful about themselves, its game over.

They all get that way.. she needs shots.
Hormone shots from a doctor.. I think they contain estrogen.

You think I'm kidding, I'm not. Maybe you can look it up

i really think women should have to read women hate threads. can we get youtube reaction videos?

This is my wife right here except I’m 30

i love alcohol, am i a girl

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Women who drinks is a huge red flag.
I would never get into a serious relationship with a women who drinks.

Id make you my girl user-chan.

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To me it really depends

I love a girl who can down a few beers and have a good time with me at home without being a mess. Met a few girls like this, all pretty decent.

On the other hand, you have these "wine girls" which is x10 the red flag. It's ridiculously indicative of other behaviors for some reason.

Shit describes my life to a T.

I don't know man... This hits too close to home for that.

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>I have no idea how none of them are fat
Youth and undereating. When they hit their mid-20s they swell up like balloons.

There is one good argument for being a raging alcoholic

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nobody knows, I guess we'll have to marry them in order to find out.

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I guess it's fun.

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she looks pretty good for thirty to be honest.

that isn't her face

Red wine doesn't even taste good. It's just an excuse to get drunk.

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as long as it's not a dude.

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Probably if you redpill them with your dick you can snap them out of it.

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