Have you downloaded the new FBI fitness app?

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If FBI wanted to hire me I sure enough wouldn’t be running around doing stupid shit, Tf am I signing up for some rookie NYPD job chasing down crack heads and lifting old ladies across the street? lol if I’m hired by any government agency it’s because perception is an equation to me and so are people emotions. Although I’d never help the fbi cuz it’s funny to watch them suck dick lul

>Implying Jow Forums likes (((Trump)))
lol what a zionist

Hire you?
They want you to download their fitness app that gives them access to your phone and everything you do online.

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kek do normies really download shit like fbi apps

I think they might ya know?

Can confirm, over 1 billion people use both Facebook and Snapchat.

apparently around 30,000 people downloaded it

I just want to point out you guys are all naive. FBI fitness app is unironically a good thing being offered for free, but more importantly- they, and many other groups, companies, even other nations, already can watch you without your "immediate consent".

guys calm down, they just want a workout buddy. it's not healthy to sit behind a screen all day.

>30,000 people downloaded it
I would really like to believe that there are 30,000 programmers out there that wanted to try and look at the code or something

But more likely people are just retarded.

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I think this may be the case.
The terms of service are pretty fucked, literally says they will search your data and if they find anything you will be charged.

Remember, Antisemitism is illegal in America.

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>The terms of service are pretty fucked, literally says they will search your data and if they find anything you will be charged.
What the fuck? Is there a link to the TOS?

>giving glowniggers access to all the files in your phone
>giving glowniggers access to your location
Do people really fall for this shit?

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They show them in this vidya but im not game enough to get the actual terms of service
youtube.com/watch?v=tOyBG4EL6zU&t=209s

Classic

Couldn't make this shit up

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What a fucking meme. I guess it is the FBI, although for .00001 second I thought maybe they had released a piece of software that would protect your data from Chinese hackers.

But instead they just released legal Spyware.

Imagine living in a world where people install spyware on their own computers....
Wait....

I can't complain too much, my friends all use Facebook, Snapchat AND Instagram.

Meanwhile, I just use FB and Discord. probably the worst of them all. Sadly, it's almost impossible to keep in contact with people if you don't use at least one app thoguh

This is true, people won't msg you back on your phone.

What's the matter goy? You aren't hiding anything are you now? hehehe

Can I just get a map app on my phone without the Israelis getting my entire friend list and constant location?

What could possibly go wrong?

prison? i was planning on dying in your arms when swat tries to rescue you, faggot...

that law itself is illegal and i will shoot ypou faggot now what glownigger