You have 30 seconds to be as bourgeoisie as possible

My dog only eats cuts of real animal meat.

I don't drink tap water and haven't done so for over 15 years

I'm soo bad at making my morning cappuccino its lucky Marta starts at 6am.

I fire my white employees and hire illegals that i barely pay

whenever i'm not walking, there is a female with my penis in her mouth.

>rich or poor
Make up your mind.

I own several firearms that serve no purpose other than to entertain me and wait patiently to feed on communist blood.

everyone laugh at this yankee halfwit behind his back

Pretty good.
The poor and rich have more in common personality wise then they do with the middleclasses

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Shameful effort, zero credit

T. Retard

It’s always tough to choose out of my 30 car collection because my driver really only drives the Continental Phantom.

I have two screens for my computer.

my latte is too big

I have three bottles of orange juice. One cheap one from the store, one in a glass bottle, and another in a glass bottle thst I just fill with store juice. When people come over I make it look like I'm getting the good juice out for them when in fact it is the peasant juice. The original glass orange juice is the one I drink and use for cooking.

Sparking water, please.

I can watch tv on the shitter.

I refuse to eat any bottom-feeding fish. Not a religious thing or a health thing, just a matter of principle. I don't need to be consuming fish which lack the evolutionary drive to actually be bothered to swim around a little in the goddamn sea. Shellfish and crustaceans have an excuse, since it's not like a scallop really has a whole lot of choice where it goes, but animals like the flounder and catfish are just downright lazy, and I don't need their weak, unevolved flesh in my body.

Look at all those racists on the TV. We're lucky that everybody's liberal in this 99,7% white neigborhood.

Read Harry Potter

As an adult

Same Im over 5k into this single rifle.

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>I just got a pre-release rose gold Samsung fold.

I lick my plates clean when I finish a meal of beans and rice. How much of a prole am I from 1 to 10?

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I own means of production.

I wear only my best silk basketball jersey to formal events.

Here's mine

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Nice, how do you like the not ugg?

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I don't consider my business suits to be "formal enough" unless I have at least $1000 worth of accessories between belt, shoes, etc. Gotta love American office culture.

It's a little lighter and I like the way it looks more

Does it lock to the brass deflector when folded?

I eat $50 steaks every week because I get them for free from a relative

living it up I see
I only have piss bottles

yeah it locks and feels more sturdy as well, and I think the telescoping has better adjustment ability, the only downside is the cheek riser doesn't go up as high

I own a $1300 coffee machine.

Based!

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>$1 walmart throw pillows are bourgeois
niganon are you going to claim your flat screen tvs too?

>scar $2500
>acog $500
>ut single point sling $50
>fagpul accessories $100
You got Jewed pretty hard if you're $5000 in

I'm a dirty prole who owns a rolex

>preop tranny holding a gun he overpaid nearly $2k for
shameful

Xproducts lower
Geiselle trigger
Rmr
And your off on some of the prices

I smoke a pipe whilst browsing Politically incorrect and sipping brandy.
I only eat the finest Jamapa black beans from veracruz and high quality nixtamal handmade tortillas.

>Shower twice a day
>floss twice a day
>brush teeth 3 times a day
>shave everyday
>get a haircut every two weeks
>wash clothes everyday
>polish and clean room everyday
>all clothing is folded neatly
>stick to a fixed schedule everyday

Have OCPD :(

>I have at least $1000 worth of accessories between belt, shoes, etc.
Poorfag seriously
>$250 lenses
>$125 frames
>$250 watch
>$350 shoes
>$50 belt
>$100 cufflinks
This doesn't even include a ring, phone, nor the gun you should be carrying

See
You're dumb

Funny my parents used to do that when they were middle class. Now their rich and just don't give a fuck.

>Xproducts lower
>Geiselle trigger
>Rmr
That's like $500 total you still got kiked

I paid $3200 for mine a couple years ago and that was a good deal at the time, it was a month before the CA assault weapon ban took effect and people were buying used ones for around $5000

That's almost impressive. I challenge you to poop in your other toilet you might realize your other bathrooms are better for pooping

brushing teeth 3 times a day is unhealthy and worse then not brushing at all, user

>$3200 for a piece of shit belgian gun
I just spent 20 seconds shopping for you, brainlet.

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hahahha
I wonder what you think of non flying birds

Is this life in Brazil in 2019?

Paid $1400 for berluti sneakers

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I live in a white area and have one black friend, he's from a poor area and is nice. We should have more of them

>shower once a month
>stroke my dick in my pants until i cum in my undies 3+ times a day
>don't change till shower
>brush teeth once a month
>spoke and chew tobacco
>spit in the same bottle i've had for over a year
>unemployed and live with mom
>mom gets disability and takes pain pills
>24 years old
feels good bud

That's a scar 16 dumbass, I have the scar 17. And prices aren't the same now as they were 2 years ago.

One day youll move up in the world
I believe in you user

9/10 use your fucking fork to scoop up everything leftover like a sentient being.
Last point depends on what type of beans?

Publicly execute a homeless person for vagrancy

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My slaves, have slaves.

If it's such a piece of shit why does US special forces use it? I guess you know better than them.

It's a POS

i suffer from mental illness

Last year I spent at least $750 on board games.
I am also a member of three different board game groups who meet monthly.

bourgeoisie In this context is not a synonym for rich. More closer it means tacky and Nouveau riche. Buying cheap Chinese pillows that they think are expensive fits. Where real born rich would have euro imported handmade design house cloth or custom made.
But even better: then would not be pretentious enough to have something so impractical and tacky because they have nothing to prove

Says someone who can't afford one and has never shot one

You don't need to make up your mind. is right, old money and the traditional working class have more in common with each other than you'd think.

For instance, it's expected in both groups to have slightly worn clothing that isn't too flashy, and an older car. They'll both call you a spendthrift if you buy a brand new car every two or three years and wear flashy clothes.

Both groups don't mind talking about money, as long as it's humorous stories about how they don't have it. In Europe, a real count can typically be found in a dingy apartment, or in the one wing of his ancestral home that isn't open to tourists yet.

In both groups, you're allowed to be racist. For the traditional working class, the black man is still very much a threat. For old money, it's only two generations ago that marrying a Jewess saw you disinherited and shunned.

those are quite cool

as a freshman in high school i had a 720 dollar suit. and 50 dollar tie

>he paid an extra $300 for meme ammo
This is like bragging about having bought Bitcoins when they were like 18 grand a pop

Black beans usually. My tongue is much more effective than a fork. My prole level might be a 9 but so is my sentience.

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Negroid please. I won't even dignify you with reasons why you are wrong

bourgeoisie means upper middle class in America. Or what they just call middle class in Britain.

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>special forces
These guys also use .300 blackout meme ammo and carry the frankenstein 1911s made with grab bag armory parts
Special forces is basically militant slang for expendables anyway

Oh shit, I just realized the biggest one of all.

If you're middle class, you have the luxury to be happy about diversity/immigration, because you can afford to insulate yourself from the consequences.

>pooping in the toilet
Don't tell me you actually do this.

Why would you buy a scar 16 when there's multiple 5.56 rifles just as good at half the price, whereas there aren't any 7.62 rifles as good as the scar 17 at less than what it costs.

Waste baskets exist for a reason. Seems that South African prole hasn't found that out yet.

My man.
What is your favorite? I like eldridge horror and red dragon inn

Confess, how many times have you posted this Shia LeBeef lookalike in the last week?

this is the most #relatable OP on Jow Forums right now

>Why would you buy a scar
ftfy
Even VEPRs are better

I use biscuits as spoons and I only dip the finest snuff (Copenhagen).

just do it in the shower and push it through the grate with your heel.

You better have a matching pillow chair just to lay those pillows on every time. And you better not allow anyone to sit in said chair.

sounds autistic

>>stick to a fixed schedule everyday
How is this? I kick the idea around, but get distracted and it falls apart. Do you budget your time on here?

>Like, I was at Starbucks this morning and that idiot on the counter gave me a Latte macchiato instead of the Orange Mocha Frappuccino I ordered! And he didn't even wish me a nice day on the way out! Can you believe it?!

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He speaks the truth. The couple truly rich people I know wear high quality but reasonably priced clothing and drive average cars for practicality. They own expensive items in most categories because they can, but they don’t run errands in them. Also they run most of their own errands. New rich are obvious.

who qualified you to determine that?