venezuala has launched 5 nukes at the U.S.A., this is not a warning!
the reason this is not all over the news is because the news is the fake mainstream media, they dont want you to know
nukes take 24 hours to land but the US police have discovered these missles on their radar have been deployed
i suggest finding shelter immediately
inb4 source i am the source!
thanks
~daniel
>Florida
>California
And nothing of value was lost.
>24 hours to land
A Canadian just flew over my house
AHHHH IM FLYING OVER ANONS HOUSE
Venezuela doesn't have nukes you retarded canacuck
>5 nukes?
They can count to five?
Amazing!
if by nukes you mean refugees and if by land you mean them fucking your wife you might actually be right
This. Jesus fucking christ.
fapping like crazy so i can cum as the niggers as getting deep fried
shame it's not true!
nuke niggers now
eta do i have time to edge?
Venezuela is to poor to have nukes.
>los angelese
>Dc
>Houston
>orlando
>boston
god i fucking wished
MAN THE FLACK CANNONS
HIDE THE MAPLE SYRUP
By your expert calculation, the nukes are traveling at 116mph. Are they coming by train, or speedboat?
Still more believable than anon5.
Based Venezuela targeting niggers. /ourguys/
wtf
flak cannon
wow mossad using venezuela as cover to launch nukes at usa
>only 5
>That means 5 major libshit population centers
They'd be doing us a fucking favor.
underrated
They're being delivered by a 1996 dodge neon.
Leaf tells burgers, that Venezuela niggers launched nukes. Yet lives in leaf central.
>a leaf larping as an australian
They not only DON'T have nukes, they don't even have a missile program capable of carrying said nukes. In fact, they just banned the pursuit of nuclear weapons in Venezuela last year. You think we'd be anywhere near as brazen as we've been if Venezuela had nukes?
>pressenza.com
SAGE
Insider here, I can confirm we have him on radar.
They’re turboprop nukes
Are those nukes flying at the speed of a car or something?
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>camp david?
>camp richy?
>San fran?
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Idiot doesn’t ever target nyc and philly
Imagine still not doing nofap in 2019
Given the state of Venezuelan missile technology, this was the most credible part for me.
is this bad news?
why would i nigger, i live in denver
>Florida
>Austin
>LA
>DC
>New England
Wow, 5 nukes, and they hit nothing of value.
Go easy on the leaves. They are starving atm, which necessarily leads to delusions of grandeur.
Holy shit it must be an SRT-4. We are doomed.
>nukes take 24 hours to land
ahaha ahj ahahhahahah
good user, good
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA THE VENEZUELANS ARE STARVING THE WORLD!!!!
KEKEKEK EKEKEKEKEKEKEKEK
>Nuking Poughkeepsie
Based Venezuelans. I shall greet them as liberators
Not to be crass. But if you only had 5 nukes and wanted to do max damage to USA, I think we can all agree NYC, LA, and San Francisco are musts.
Now you might think Chicago or DC, but why not leave that level of mess to fester in the post apocalyptic aftermath?
So you have 2 nukes left. Hmmm, where to bomb? It will come down to Boston, Seattle, Orlando, Miami, Houston, Dallas and yes... DENVER!
So you got 1/7 odds. And that's with only 5 nukes. More nukes moves you up considerably.
fuck, Is this real guys? how much time do we have?
yellowstone retard
Nukes in the Air.
Only Jow Forums knows about it.
Sigh.
He-Man Ninjer Jesus is the best Jesus.
>go to war with Venezuela
>create refugees
>oy vey goy take in the poor brown refugees from the socialist country
You can't just make Yellowstone blow by dropping a nuke there. Yellowstone is a god, and answers to no man.
When that shit blows, it will be biblical.
>venezuala
>nukes
>24 hours to land
Holy shit, they're leisurely cruise missiles!
Wouldn't it be better to target essential command stations and infrastructure. Hoover Dam, government agency buildings, nuclear plants, Mac Donald's headquarters etc...
Reminder to all parsing text for keywords I'm against all forms of violence. I hope no nukes ever get launched again I'm just a wage cuck.
NYC
LA
Somewhere in Texas
Somewhere in Florida
Somewhere else in Cali or Washington State
People that flee socialist regimes, tend to vote against them. Take Cubans in Florida for instance.
fuckin rubio!
so gay
>24 hours to land
slower than an airblane
Died
>Commie Venez
>Nuclear WMDs
Either you are retarded or the people who believe you are retarded
my thread is a hit!
~daniel
HEY! that was my first car. My dad hated that piece of shit because it leaked oil on his driveway lol
hey, Danny are you a Venezuelan with a proxy?
ITS FUCKING REAL
Bump
>thousands and thousands of dead city sodomites
WTF I LOVE MADURO NOW
yeah I'm sure they will. now get in the oven.
kek
>mass linking for no reason
You're the biggest faggot in this thread. Fucking moron
The most funny part of nuclear war scenarios is they inevitably target the two shittiest parts of the US: Big cities run by weak, unproductive liberals, and the middle of northwestern nowhere where all the silos are, which is basically nothing but ignorant religious zealots who fuck their own brothers and sisters interchangeably.
Presentable, productive, sane, respectable small town America would be fine.
Thanks Daniel, you're a pal.
NIce thing about living in corn country/flyover land: nothing's worth nuking. Adios you coastal fags.
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>nukes take 24 hours to land
...
I drove a `95 Plymouth Voyager van. That POS was the anti-Chrysler.
Daniel?
You’re a fucking retard and imbecile.
Yeah, that’s not at all how Nukes or icbms work.
You have silos all over and will be the first to die
based Venezuela
I’m ready to die. Let them come.
No
>24hrs for a missile to get from Venezuela to the US
Are they in the migrant caravan?
frank just got rekt harder than his whole server did against Connery.
m'lady
can confrim ~daniel is a white hat insider whistle blower patriot. it takes 24 hours because time zones
>implying they would have the technology to keep something airborne for 24 hours
They Missed New York city Hard
>tfw Houstonfag
You are a neacon of light among men, ~daniel. Never give up the good fight.
a lot of people have been calling my thread fake it is not fake. Unequivocably its due to climate change that the missiles take so long for impact. The ozone layer has been getting thicker for millenium because of the heat meaning the air is wetter, don't take my word for it though, it's science
~daniel
> another Houston fag
I see Los Angeles, WashDC, New York City, Houston, Miami have been nuked.
Let not be too hasty here....looks like nothing more than work place violence.
I think a few sensitivity courses should be enough for the perps.
Ahhhhh! A squadron of houses just flew over my missile silo!!!! This is it, lads! Amaaaaazinng grace!
I knew a fucking beaner would be the death of me, living here in Las Vegas. I just thought it would be a drunk driver or home invasion.
You guys can finally get off the ride. I'm jealous.
>Miami
Been nice knowing you faggots.
Lost
you are a rare pokemon
would i nuke hitting houston be able to reach to dallas?