American education

>3:00 coffees
>midnight groceries
>forgot how happiness really feels
that's literally me in this moment lads

What was it?

Her son is a tranny and she found one of his hairclips from crossdressing.

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>We have black clocks and a black clock in our class.
>We will clap with the clocks when we hear the clock.

I see no problem here.

kys

>What are you a fucking NIGGER
It's about Mike cheating on her you illiterate puddle of mud

why do americans clap to clocks

Kek good question

We don't normally, but it's a great activity in schools to help reinforce clapping behavior at an early age.

why do bongs bong to clocks

it always comes back around to clapping

to be fair it's fun when you are in a huge class and your professor gets interesting with some of the questions and you hear sporadic giggles/laughter when people reach questions like this.

>ywn experience a multipart question involving a pair of jordans being stolen and destroyed while someone in the back screams out "AWW NIGGA NO!"

I completely missed the first sentence and thought she was cleaning her son's room. I must be spending too much time here if my first thought goes to trannies

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Why do they clap when the pilot lands a plane?

Last time we didn't clap the pilot got so mad he crashed into a building

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we even fucking clap when the MOVIE ends, I've seen it before

nah my dude
god doesnt want me to

It's time for math class, Jow Forums.

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i've had people do that in theatres here too but i think that's because it's so fucking rare to get through an entire movie without a lighting/image/sound issue at some point

shitty fucking movie theatre costs an arm and a leg but can't fix a wobbly cupholder

Wtf am I looking at

explain
I can't comprehend this

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this is harder than calc

What the fuck is it asking for?

12, 13, 3, 15, 5
+1, -10, +12, -10, +23 (if we go abababa with b's being -10 and a's being related, then it's x+11 where x is the previous number), so 28?
Of course a longer chain would allow us to work things out more concretely, but there ya go.

So happy I am not the only one feeling like a retard.

way to big

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What the fuck, Obama? Why did we let diversity hires redesign the curriculum?

The Canadian teacher at the local public school was fired for teaching this stuff.

16?

What about the boxes on the side?

Should have used clam or clit and everything would be fine

The person who wrote that had to be trolling omg

They're part of different problems printed on the same page to save paper.
They also didn't print out the questions late on to save ink.

Fuck you, you're a bigger faggot than op.

Bro I went to school in England and USA and never clapped to a clock wtf I think we all closed our eyes and tried to guess 60 seconds then clicked our fingers but that's as close as we got

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This is what happens when Jow Forums alumni like me who were still here a decade ago become textbook authors.

There is seriously no way this is real, I refuse to believe it

>Jow Forums gets trolled by fake shit made in microsoft word again

You don't brap to black clocks in your ass???

Is this common core?

Why would you clap with the clocks, is this what you tards do when big Ben goes off? You stand around clapping for it?

The theater I go to with normie friends has electronic reclining chairs with 2 cupholders per seat as well as waiters who walk through the extra wide aisles during the movie so you can buy popcorn/soda/beer without leaving your seat.

Why would you teach your children this kinda shit, burgerbros?

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Kikes are in control.

youtube.com/watch?v=FHIuKpQDGtQ

how about i fuck your mom and skin her and take her place and we go see a movie, son

to funnel the normies into the program

>clap with clocks
As american as can be indeed

>tfw we allyfags were the villains in WW2

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>son asks for help with his homework
>he shows you this
what would you do?

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that's fake

fucking kek

>what would you do?
Call up the teacher and demand to know why he's teaching my child to call magazines "clips".

>algebra problems in a language class
Someone's lying here.

Tell him that copypasta is older than he is.

>calling a magazine a clip
fucking public education, man, failing our children

Alamo Drafthouse?

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That's pretty fuckin funny

how dark must it get before we see the light?

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This actually might be an effective way to teach certain demographics math

>knot practice
That's how you know he's Canadian.

ya know, showing gratefulness leads to an increase in happiness and quality of life. instead of asking why do American show appreciation for the little things in life and expressing that appreciation through clapping, why don't you just try it yourself? :)

No but that sounds fun

i'd drain all my blood over a pentagram for a crimianl-free science-based 4th reich to destroy the enemy borg & take throne as righteous kings.

>aryan genetic science, which means conscious facial muscle geometry morphology based on the biological science linked to psychological science which uses sociological science to implement a vegan & gender-neutral-attire civilization, fully cutting every last fiberous slime of the swamp of primordial evolution from our selves, washing ourselves fully & starting fresh; like a junkie cleansed and made anew.

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> Tfw you think the exact same words only to find this was the first response.

Fuck this gay Earth

Why do Britbongs clap to Ryanair flights landing?

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The darker it gets, the more the light will blind them.

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Even if you had used the correct spelling of too, pic related.

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>saggy tits are attractive
got some low standards there bud

We don't, ever.

The only airline I've seen applause on a normal landing on was Ryanair.

We have black cocks and a black cock in our ass

Blame the Irish

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the junkie will forever know the love of heroin in his despair

>ask son why his math teacher gave him this
>son says it's for his social studies class
>detroitpublicschools.png

You bastards always blame the Irish!

youtu.be/jsUvcjk8J5c

Teacher here, the people in charge of our education system education have never worked inside of a classroom. They have created an environment where school districts care more about keeping graduation rates high than if the children they’re passing on through can actually read.

>education system education

Well shit, fucking insomnia.

youtu.be/hWUaT5ovZ50