PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - *TING TING* AHEM, FUCK KNITTERS EDITION /ptg/

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP
whitehouse.gov
donaldjtrump.com/
@realDonaldTrump

>b-but Trump hasnt done anything!
promiseskept.com/
magapill.com/

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DAILY SCHEDULE twitter.com/POTUS_Schedule
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NEW APPEARANCES
>Pres Trump departs DC 2/25/19
youtu.be/t4uu68LlUl8
>Kim Jong-un arrives in Hanoi Vietnam 2/25/19
youtu.be/2TFgQbbdxc4 (FoxNews 1:36:45)
youtu.be/jbaPYQLrp8c (SFN 6:09)
>Pres Trump @WH Business Session w/Governors 2/25/19
c-span.org/video/?458227-1/
>VP Pence comments to reporters 2/25/19
c-span.org/video/?458234-101/
>VP Pence @Lima Group on Venezuela 2/25/19
youtu.be/Zyny2InqcFw
>VP Pence meets w/COL Pres Márquez/Interim VEN Pres Guaidó 2/25/19
c-span.org/video/?458229-1/
youtu.be/W6TQrQQeOQc
>VP Pence on FBN 2/25/19
youtu.be/WIaU7qf0zSU
>Lara Trump on FoxNews 2/25/19
youtu.be/xfYhLM28e5Q
>DepAG Rosenstein @CSIS on Rule of Law 2/25/19
c-span.org/video/?458148-1/
>StateDepVideo: Violence Erupts as Aid Arrives in Venezuela 2/24/19
youtu.be/bACMarPY70Q
>Pres Trump @Governors Ball 2/24/19
youtu.be/28bX34pBkTs
>SoS Pompeo on FoxNewsSun 2/24/19
youtu.be/YP533tZ1sWU
>SoS Pompeo on (((Fake News))) 2/24/19
youtu.be/pfYr71hD7WY
>ActDefSec Shanahan visits troops @Southern Border 2/23/19
c-span.org/video/?458220-1/

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new baker needed

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Lets be honest, he dodged the draft because he was afraid of his time comning up. The mental gymnastics you have to concoct to deny something so evident and simple reveal the insecurity.

I've got a couple. I drank coffee way too late today so I'll be awake.

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MAGA

The highest number used in any of the Vietnam drafts was 195. Trump's draft number was 356. Trump was never drafted therefore he was not a draft dodger. End of discussion.

dunno why anyone's trying to defend it, i'd dodge the hell out of getting drafted for something like vietnam

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>all those pictures and you go with this irrelevant edition that has nothing to do with Trump
THE FUCKING WORST

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We stand at the precipice of the dawn of the poopermutant

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But what about the dickpics, user?

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>BENDING THE KNEE STATUS:
SOON

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All to be consumed in the poo's nuclear fire

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TRUMPL IS POOOOOOO
DONNIE SCAREDY POO THEY CALL HIM
HE WAS SCARED TO POO IN THE JUNGLE LOLOL

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there were less than 10 images last thread that showed trump, not counting negative macros. about half of them were old memes. of the remaining like 2 or 3, i did not care for them

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He said South Koreans dummy.

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Can you read?

Why the fuck would you want to go to a pointless war other than dying for israel, leaving your wife home alone, unsastified and getting fucked by chad?
Time was already up alright. You Failed

The last bread was great though. Chad Kavanaugh memes are masterclass!

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liberals in the 1960s: NO ONE should go to vietnam! burn your draft card! fire bomb enrollment centers! this unjust colonial invasion of brown people in asia must be brought to a halt by any means necessary!

liberals today: OMG how dare donald trump try and avoid going to vietnam!

Protip: ignore Finn flags in /ptg/. They're mostly one guy, and he's been shitting up the joint for years despite repeated promises to leave. Also he's a balding, bisexual One Piece fan from Virginia.

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Reminder if A50 gets delayed the result is UK forced under EU jurisdiction up until 2027.

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Does /ptg/ like The Smith/Morrissey?

Yeah I can. Can you understand the implications of the dude who struck up the Iran deal quitting?

Who here hasn't taken the vampirepill? I'd there a reason anon5 aschews this obvious truth in lieu of such nonsense as flat disc Moon and feminism virus? I think his entire persona was for hire distraction from a professional psyop group.

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Holy shit the Bongs have been Jewed terribly.

I'm pretty sure there are enough Hard Brexit backers in Parliament that they can ruin most attempts to delay.

haha i predicted this a long time ago
they will continue to delay everything until they can get another referendum going to cancel brexit
the bongs are eternally grafted to the EU

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>I'd there a reason anon5 aschews this obvious truth in lieu of such nonsense as flat disc Moon and feminism virus?
He's a huge LARPing faggot?

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I don't think most people know how much Indians hate Pakistan.

the British politicians are incredibly fucking stupid from bottom to top, their orientation against EU reveals it every day.

> "GUYS WE ARE GONNA STAB OURSELVES"
has been the chief redline in UK's demands.

Why is there an /atg/ now?

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we should be allowed to post kav memes in 2 hr windows, once every 24 hrs

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user, you know the answer already.

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Not what I meant, you retarded bloodsucker

8pol and r_/politics fused

>Trumpkins
>Stillwithher
I had my doubts, but it really is him!!!
Jow Forums is never wrong!

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Trump and Kim are heading to Vietnam.

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>there are bongs that unironically believed that they were going to make it
Leave those hopes in the bin, along with your butter knives.

mind blowing to watch the will of the voters just disregarded and undone. and in the light of day too. why aren't brits more angry about it? why do they march on the parliament and threaten to burn the fucking place down?

wait don't answer that, they've been demoralized and cucked for almost 300 years now

Look at all the colors. I want to rip it all down and make a snuggle rainbow on the floor.

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Some madman tricked the skills into making their own thread.

KEK

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they pride themselves on their ability to not react to this sort of thing. "stiff upper lip" and all that
we ain't ones to talk though, there's plenty of shit in this nation like ruby ridge, voter fraud, sanctuary cities, etc. that don't evoke the reaction it should

Underrated.

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This picture didn't age well...

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That's liberal democracy for you

Bad Twitter opsec reveals some hilarious truths about posters on Jow Forums. Edward fucking Snowden accidentally ID'd himself last month when he forgot to log out before screencapping.

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retard containment playpen

>Matthew Beresford, author of "From Demons to Dracula: The Creation of the Modern Vampire Myth" (Reaktion, 2008), notes, "There are clear foundations for the vampire in the ancient world, and it is impossible to prove when the myth first arose.
>There are suggestions that the vampire was born out of sorcery in ancient Egypt, a demon summoned into this world from some other." There are many variations of vampires from around the world.
>There are Asian vampires, such as the Chinese jiangshi (pronounced chong-shee), evil spirits that attack people and drain their life energy; the blood-drinking Wrathful Deities that appear in the "Tibetan Book of the Dead," and many others.
Just as the CIA admits to 2 provable planetary resets, their research is blatantly lacking in any excuse for the survival of humanity. No mention of heading for the hills, large ships or especially bunkers.
After generations of living underground, the cannibalistic inbred sub species would exhibit environmental preference.
Notice the elongated snout, the slanted frontal lobe, thick pasty skin. Their thin claws used to dig for bugs and worms. Thick knotted hair to provide a layer of grease against the dark and damp world.
Aversion to sunlight is shown in their tiny beady eyes. A shrill voice has developed to carry through hive.
They were everywhere, and their behavior can be seen everywhere.

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Shills were tired of getting btfo all over the place

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The moon is strong as fuck! Look how hard it was hit at the bottom there and barely dent it.

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>skills
And I'm not even phoneposting. It looks like sleep has won this round

it's just a small group of knitters talking about sjw shit, they're tearing apart the community. they're trying to shut down yarn companies that aren't "inclusive" enough

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>inclusive
IT'S FUCKING YARN

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>why aren't brits more angry about it?
Because their lives are still too comfortable. They(as well as the rest of the West) won't ever revolt until they no longer have the distractions that are keeping them zombified.

what makes a yarn company "inclusive"?

apparently this edition isn't so obscure

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The worst part of all is that Theresa could have avoided all of this had she just played hard ball and run over those cucked bureaucrats in Brussels. She could easily get her shitty deal through had she had some backbone for once and not played this game of chicken at the last minute.
Even if she were trying to run down the clock, how the hell could she govern when she no longer even have a functioning majority?
She's maybe in cahoots with the rest of the EU, but good lord, she's terrible at it.

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Holy shit, that thread is hilarious. I saw Wohl out himself last week, but I really appreciate how Snowden tried to steer the topic away from himself unsuccessfully!!

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BAN ASSAULT YARN

>tfw I'm mindfucking them into behaving and getting them to focus on the Jews rather than Trump
/atg/ may be the best thing to happen for /ptg/ for a long time.
Don't attack /atg/
Subvert them.

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no!

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if i had a dollar for every time someone realized just how right i was, i'd be so fucking rich right now

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It was always fantasy land cope.

when they post magazines the models aren't " people of color " so niggers even though the companies are finnish, scottish, estonian and other white majority countries

more colored yarn of course. that sits around and takes hour long breaks

Finding their new nests would be easy, if one were privvy to the maps of norad. It would be interesting to discover why they used their infinite wealth to build deep underground military bases. What exactly are they preparing for? That we cannot know until it is already too late. So, for now, how to identify them. How to find them. What is the commonality that exposes their true nature.
>Adrenochrome is an oxidation product of adrenaline (ephinephrine, norepinephrine). The effects and classification of this drug is said to be controversial because it is debated whether is has any psychoactive or hallucinogenic effects, although some test subjects compared the adrenochrome experience to mild psilocybin and LSD experiences.
>Psychoactive effects of adrenochrome may include euphoria, confusion, a change in train of thought, lack of judgment, poor insight and inability to concentrate.
>The drug comes from a living donor's adrenal gland and therefore it is deemed exotic and intense.

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like this here > "The worst part of all is that Theresa could have avoided all of this had she just played hard ball and run over those cucked bureaucrats in Brussels"
Complete detachment from reality. It's like asking why doesn't Ottawa doesn't take over Washington D.C.

I think he actually did try posting in /ptg/ later that night too. My favorite takes were
>Snowden now has to explain awoo posting and Spicer mecha memes to his handlers in Moscow
>maybe the real collusion was the shitposts we made along the way

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Sometimes I feel like you are a lot more intelligent and dangerous than you let on

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it's just women's (men's) intuition

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Based

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what am I looking at?

Oh man, when I saw that start up I realized that my work as a “muslim” was done! Way to put me to shame user!
KEK I’m dying over here! That also explains why the posts about redstone disappeared within 48 hours! Poor guy!

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My squirrel vomit.

oh my lord

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it already started

Stealth red pill

It's finally happening! I don't have the screenshot but the prophecy is unfolding.

I see it too

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Trump should quote that tweet and add the text "If." The Internet would melt down.

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Take a look at what the Pakis posted just three hours before they got their shit pushed in!

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>I speak to you today as a lifelong supporter and true friend of Israel
>I sent my plane because I backed the mission for Israel 100 percent.
>In spring of 2004 at the height of the violence in the Gaza Strip, I was the grand marshal of the 40th Salute to Israel Parade, the largest-single gathering in support of the Jewish state.
>It was a very dangerous time for Israel and frankly for anyone supporting Israel. Many people turned down this honor. I did not. I took the risk and I’m glad I did.
>But I didn’t come here tonight to pander to you about Israel. That’s what politicians do: all talk, no action. Believe me.
>I came here to speak to you about where I stand on the future of American relations with our strategic ally, our unbreakable friendship and our cultural brother, the only democracy in the Middle East, the state of Israel.
>My number-one priority is to dismantle the disastrous deal with Iran.
>I have been in business a long time. I know deal-making. And let me tell you, this deal is catastrophic for America, for Israel and for the whole of the Middle East.
>When I’m president, believe me, I will veto any attempt by the U.N. to impose its will on the Jewish state. It will be vetoed 100 percent.
>When I become president, the days of treating Israel like a second-class citizen will end on day one.
>Meanwhile, every single day you have rampant incitement and children being taught to hate Israel and to hate the Jews. It has to stop.
>(CHEERS, APPLAUSE) We will move the American embassy to the eternal capital of the Jewish people, Jerusalem.
>And we will send a clear signal that there is no daylight between America and our most reliable ally, the state of Israel.
>I love the people in this room. I love Israel. I love Israel. I’ve been with Israel so long in terms of I’ve received some of my greatest honors from Israel, my father before me, incredible. My daughter, Ivanka, is about to have a beautiful Jewish baby.

youtube.com/watch?v=2ZGgMJ3QDAQ

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Why do they hate one another? They are all shitskins that had a brief period of time when the British attempted to give them the blessings of civilization, but couldn't appreciate British generosity.

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>tfw you realize all three are correct

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yeah I don't get why that guy wouldn't do a karaoke version of it if he wanted to showcase his singing ability.

why does every community have to be tainted by this fucking shit

the rift between pakistan and india is almost purely religious, the pakistanis wanted the new india to be muslim and the indians wanted it to be hindu

Tourists

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You mean the buttcrack?

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Pakis ethnically cleansed that area of native Indians and told them that they will rape their women over and over and over again until there are no remnants left of India in the region. I work with an Indian guy and he told me the real story about how Bangladesh became a country that you won't read on wikipedia.

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Lieutenant General of Caligon here AMA

tell me the story, i heard the bangladeshi side of it once