How am I not conditioned enough to know what is and isn’t awkward until way after the fact?
> Be me
> crush on Starbucks barista
> don’t reall like Starbucks
> go in every day for a week just to see if I see Her again.
> Every week i come earlier and earlier because I just want to get it out of the way and go on with day.
> today’s arrival - 6:30 am
Social skills don't come as readily to people these days because it's easier to get on with your life without social contact than it used to be.
It's all practice mate, work on where you think you fall short and keep at it. Ask your barista waifu out for something simple like getting lunch or whatever.
Stop caring. Do what you want to do, not what someone else wants to do or wants you to do. If some bitch finds you attractive and wants to do the things you do, you can let her into your life. If not, fuck it, who gives a shit?
Go to Dunkin Donuts instead and find a more down to earth bitch.
>She is not there.
> get impatient and when another barista asks me how I was doing say “I don’t even really like Starbucks coffee, honestly, I’m just coming because there is this person that works here and I just wanted to say hi to her”
> barista asks “do you know her?”
> No
> “oh user she is a nice girl and mangager at the store here but is late today because of airport traffic”
> proceed to purchase coffee
> can literally feel awkward tension gutting all of us as it’s being made
> She walks in
> Be on Jow Forums and don’t notice until she is way past going to back room.
> Ask barista if her
> obvious confirmed
> leave store
Can I fix this at all? When I first met her there were sparks on both sides. She is beautiful looks nice and he wide hips to bear many children
Tell her in exactly those words. "You are beautiful, look nice and have wide hips to bear many children for me." If she says yes, you win. If she says no, then to hell with her for wasting your time and getting your hopes up. Is there a mosque in your town? Consider converting to Islam.
The autism on this is off the carts even I know this doesn’t fly in CURRENT YEAR
But i do have to check those digits, very nice
See if she wants to get some real coffee, somewhere with a French press or something. Getting her out somewhere with you is key, don't fuck around and DON'T sperg out and leave without talking to her again. I'll be on your shoulder the whole time
It's pretty autistic posting this on the politics board.
"She is beautiful looks nice and he wide hips to bear many children"
Holy shit you are a social outcast even to Jow Forums standards.
Stop being a massive faggot just ask her out, get rejected, and move on with your life
>Starbucks barista
Dont worry, she's just a liberal cuck.
Hopefully you can get over it now.
You should ask her for a picture of her feet. Women are very vain, you see, and will not waste an opportunity to have a prospective mate take a gander at their feet. It will also distinguish you as a great man of culture and prominence, It has often been said that feet are the aristocratic man's fetish.
pay a homeless man to attack her, kill bum
>don't have to pay him
>she falls in love with her hero
you are welcome
1. Failure is OK. It's normal. you just move on, learn and get better.
2. Nothing ventured nothing gained. You have literally nothing to lose. You're already a sad pathetic specimen, you can only improve.
This.
The pain of rejection makes you a better person. You get smarter, you get better at ignoring pain. You get better at conversation. You get more determined to succeed.
Pain makes you stronger, better. Embrace it.
LOL
Because you in the shitty committee
Dude, you have nothing to lose. Just be confident with yourself and ask her out.
I would also recommend self improvement. Start eating healthy, exercising, lifting weights, stop watching porn and fapping, read books. You need to be able to present yourself properly, assert yourself. If you look at yourself in the mirror, what do you see? Do you see someone she would want to marry and have children with? Be an alpha, don’t be a timid beta, just a word of advice.
>what does she see?
She sees a strapping young man who obviously has a bright future and good physique. I am an alpha. But something about this Stacy converts me into an awkward beta faggot. I don’t want it to happen when I see her tomorrow. Will update you all anons tomorrow