>*Dominates your continent at the age of 19*
Heh, nothing personnel, kiddo.
Do you think being a Chad boost your career as a politician? Do you think most great Emperors would still have being that great if they were ugly?
*Dominates your continent at the age of 19*
Ryder Cook
Adrian Brooks
Augustus was 100% on the spectrum.
Gavin Kelly
clearly Jewish
Gavin Cruz
BLACK
Gabriel Ramirez
Mark (((ZUCCERBERG))), giving a speech to the Roman People at a Triumph after successfully defeating Google as the number one (((collector))) of (((consumer))) data, ca. 2023 AD
Gabriel Diaz
Owen Brooks
checked
Jeremiah Butler
Augustus was described as having curly hair , unibrows and dark features
this nordicism have to die
Gavin Reed
Jews were around in Rome, but they were a small minority oppressed by the Latin bvll
Landon Myers
WE
Isaiah Clark
He was blondish.
Hunter Brown
Oy vey it was like a 24/7 shoah for thousands of YEEAHs
Liam Young
>Augustus
>Chad
He was a sickly as a child, smaller than his peers, an extreme bibliophile (we would call him a geek) and didn't keep a groomed appearance.
Grayson Butler
>unibrows
Your IQ resemples that of a non white.
Sure just a coincidence ...
Juan Diaz
No he was Ancient Chinese (White)
Dylan Nguyen
>Salty yurofags still salty that Rome had modern appliances and pluming unlike themselves.
Jonathan Adams
you are the low iq , low iq
no he wasn't
he was dark/brown just like moderndya italians
Nolan Wilson
Zachary Robinson
theapricity.com
You are just wrong.
Samuel Campbell
>theapricity
low iq
also
>tf
>want romans to be nordic
Nathan Jenkins
Potes Meos Suaviari Clunes
Zachary Young
This nigger again?
Parker Fisher
It was always the white man
David Rogers
I don't want Romans to be nordic, I'm just correcting your imbecilities.
Cameron Scott
This isn’t correct. You need to read “the 12 Caesars”
Dominic Phillips
Clearly an Aryan Chad.
Shitskins BTFO!
Joseph Ortiz
>red-brown wavy hair
>light skin
>Mediterranean facial features
How are his looks remotely Jewish?
Joseph Hernandez
Blond hair was common across most white groups as are blue eyes today. Nords are a subgroup of one of many of those groups. It's like red hair, that was once common in ancient egypt
Justin Williams
not like he did it personally..
Easton Anderson
Liam Kelly
Negro,
>Augustus Caesar.jpg
statue restored to its original colors, which were identified from particles trapped in the marble.
futuere
Asher Collins
The first season HBO version fucked his older sister.
Jonathan Wood
Incest is a jewish tradition
Caleb Rivera
No proof that he did so. Also, his mother wasn't a whore like HBO portrayed.
Carson Hughes
He was considered handsome. At least he was a Chadlite.
Angel Parker
HBO is for edgy Gen X
Nathan Rodriguez
On the show his sister was manipulated into seducing him. He took the bait but wasn't too impressed. Oh yes the show was 100% Jewish and was making Jewish rebellion against Rome a central plot before it was abruptly canceled
Colton Thomas
My ancestor
Jeremiah Wood
They were just kvetching
Grayson Howard
What do you think Scandinavia would have been had the Romans conquered it before they fell? Or do you think Christianity pretty much "romanized" Scandinavia already in the middle ages?
Ian Russell
There's a swede on here that claims to Nero. I fitting punishment
Carson Reed
How occupation of that cursed land began:
"63 BC - Pompey had been asked to intervene in a dispute over inheritance to the throne
which turned into a war between Hyrcanus II and Aristobulus II for the throne of the
Hasmonean Kingdom. His conquest of Jerusalem, however, spelled the end of Jewish
independence and the incorporation of Judea as a client kingdom of the Roman Republic."
Zachary Wilson
Scandinavian tribes were so small back then so it's a question if the Romans would've even bothered, they knew about us for a long time but never seemed to think it was worth the bother. But I'm imagining something like what happened to the Gauls, be assimilated and basically gain a romanized language.
Adrian Bailey
>clear, bright eyes
>gold hair
Yep, a nigger.
Dominic White
You're missing the more interesting details of that event. Like the part where Pompey was very cozy with Jews about it and where he went into the Holy of Holies and deeply inspired by it. All the other tribes hated the Levites during that period of history, it's even in the New testament. To sum it up, Jews don't complain about that historical event, they actually like it. Be suspicious
Bentley Gutierrez
Hey I resemble that remark
Jacob Gonzalez
Also most of the Jews willingly let go of Judea they made a deal with the Romans.
Andrew King
Well, they bothered to conquer the Brits. I assume so long they've deal with the Persians they probably would've marched north I suppose.
Charles Hughes
The Helvetii was a confederation of about five related Gallic tribes that lived on the Swiss plateau, hemmed in by the mountains as well as the Rhine and Rhone rivers. They began to come under increased pressure from German tribes to the north and east.[15]
By 58 BC, the Helvetii were well on their way in the planning and provisioning for a mass migration under the leadership of Orgetorix. Caesar mentions as an additional reason their not being able to in turn raid for plunder themselves due to their location. (De Bello Gallico, I, 2) They planned to travel across Gaul to the west coast, a route that would have taken them through lands of the Aedui, a Roman ally, and the Roman province of Transalpine Gaul.[15]
The Helvetii sent emissaries to neighboring tribes to negotiate peaceful transit. Orgetorix made an alliance with the Sequani chieftain Casticus and arranged the marriage of his daughter to an Aedui chieftain, Dumnorix. The three secretly planned to become kings of their respective tribes, and masters of the whole of Gaul (De Bello Gallico, I, 3). Orgetorix's personal ambitions were discovered and he was to be put on trial, with the penalty being death by fire if convicted. Orgetorix escaped with the help of his many debtors, but he died during his flight. However, the death of Orgetorix was "not without suspicion that he had decided upon death for himself" (committed suicide), as Caesar puts it (De Bello Gallico, I, 4).
Caesar dated their departure to the 28 March, and mentions that they burned all their towns and villages so as to discourage thoughts among undecided client tribes and enemies of occupying their vacated realm. (De Bello Gallico, I, 5 and 6).
Benjamin Richardson
He's not particularly attractive for a White guy.
Julian Perez
Caesar was across the Alps in Italy when he received the news. With only a single legion in Transalpine Gaul, the endangered province, he immediately hurried to Geneva and ordered a levy of several auxiliary units and the destruction of the Rhone bridge. The Helvetii sent an embassy to negotiate a peaceful passage, promising to do no harm. Caesar stalled the negotiations for fifteen days, and used the time to fortify his position with a rampart nineteen miles long and a parallel trench (De Bello Gallico, I, 7 and 8).
Map of the Gallic Wars
When the embassy returned, Caesar refused their request and warned them that any forceful attempt to cross the river would be opposed. Several attempts were quickly beaten off.
Angel Hernandez
It wasn't that bad. At least the few battle scenes were pretty accurate. I don't think they should've put so damn whores everywhere like it was normal tho, especially Augustus mother.
Noah Cook
I rented the DVDs from my local library, which led me to Rome: Rise and fall of an Empire, which led me to the Robert Harris Imperium audiobooks. Which has provided a 10 year fascinatingly with Roman History
Charles Martin
What are you talking about? He was kang of Egypt, therefore he was black.
Hudson Rodriguez
His facce is kinda ugly by modern standards, he looks off. From another time (duh).
Jaxson Davis
turns out germans were beggars and pillagers that tried to force thier way into rome, good job fkn it all up eventually retards
Adam Sullivan
>it wasnt that bad
I couldn't even stand it more for a few minutes. They made him act like some bitch that needs a solid punch in the face. I shut it down after that.
You should read the primary sources. Secondary sources opt out of details the Jews don't want you to know about. Like the part where Virgil claimed that Augustus conquered ancient India
Nathaniel Adams
I'm sure history is as black and white as you make it out to be.
Robert Gray
thier the ones that formed caravans and tried to cross rivers to trick everyone and take over , are you paying attention to the news at all
Luke Moore
Antiquities of the Jews - Book XX, Chapter VIII, Section 5
...And this seems to me to have been the reason why God, out of his hatred of these men's
wickedness, rejected our city; and as for the temple, he no longer esteemed it sufficiently
pure for him to inhabit therein, but brought the Romans upon us, and threw a fire upon the
city to purge it; and brought upon us, our wives, and children, slavery, as desirous to make us
wiser by our calamities.
Cicero's fate was sealed when?
David Anderson
You're kind of a fucking retard, i'm just gonna be honest.
Dylan King
Well Cicero was one of those memelords who thought all violence and strife could be avoided by just "getting along and being friends, have a good talk over dinner for old times sake," Eventually he got BTFOd and Jewed hard by Crassus and Caesar and all their lackeys. He got SO BITTER about it that he went full on the other way and orchestrated the assassination of Julius Caesar and then attempted to assassinate Augustus, both of which resulting in his death by the hands of Augustus' proxies.
tl:dr Cicero thought every conflict could be avoided by a speech check like it were some video game
Leo Price
Hey buddy, why don't you cool it with the antisemitism. My girlfriend is Jewish.
Samuel Turner
A lot of conflicts can be avoided that way, not all of them of course.
>My girlfriend is Jewish.
So?
Henry Perry
WUZ
Jason Peterson
Antiquities of the Jews - PREFACE, Section 4, Section 11
Yet I shall suit my language to the passions I am under, as to the affairs I describe, and must
be allowed to indulge some lamentation upon the miseries undergone by my own country;
FOR THAT IT WAS A SEDITIOUS TEMPER OF OUR OWN THAT DESTROYED IT; and that they were
the tyrants among the Jews who brought the Roman power upon us. ...TITUS CAESAR, who
destroyed it, IS HIMSELF A WITNESS, WHO, DURING THE ENTIRE WAR, PITIED THE PEOPLE WHO
WERE KEPT UNDER BY THE SEDITIOUS, AND DID OFTEN VOLUNTARILY DELAY THE TAKING OF
THE CITY, AND ALLOWED TIME TO THE SIEGE, IN ORDER TO LET THE AUTHORS HAVE
OPPORTUNITY FOR REPENTANCE. ... After this, I shall relate the barbarity of the tyrants (the
seditious Jews within Jerusalem - TD) toward the people of their own nation, as well as the
indulgence of the Romans in sparing foreigners; and how often Titus, out of his desire to
preserve the city and the temple, invited the seditious to come to terms of accommodation
Softly! Softly!
Colton Richardson
Uh... okay dude, cool.
Brody Howard
Sorry to ruin your day, but there's a better emperor
Kayden Brooks
Antiquities of the Jews - Book IV, Chapter IX
Simon was a greater terror to the people than the Romans themselves, as were the zealots who were within it more heavy upon them than both of the other; and during this time did the mischievous contrivances and courage [of John] corrupt the body of the Galileans; for these Galileans had advanced this John, and made him very potent, who made them suitable requital from the authority he had obtained by their means; for he permitted them to do all things that any of them desired to do, while their inclination to plunder was insatiable, as was their zeal in searching the houses of the rich; and for the murdering of the men, and abusing of the women, it was sport to them. They also devoured what spoils they had taken, together with their blood, and indulged themselves in feminine wantonness, without any disturbance, till they were satiated therewith; while they decked their hair, and put on women's garments, and were besmeared over with ointments; and that they might appear very comely, they had paints under their eyes, and imitated not only the ornaments, but also the lusts of women, and were guilty of such intolerable uncleanness, that they invented unlawful pleasures of that sort. And thus did they roll themselves up and down the city, as in a brothel-house, and defiled it entirely with their impure actions; nay, while their faces looked like the faces of women, they killed with their right hands; and when their gait was effeminate, they presently attacked men, and became warriors, and drew their swords from under their finely dyed cloaks, and ran every body through whom they alighted upon. However, Simon waited for such as ran away from John, and was the more bloody of the two; and he who had escaped the tyrant within the wall was destroyed by the other that lay before the gates, so that all attempts of flying and deserting to the Romans were cut off, as to those that had a mind so to do.
Quid Judæo cum Verre?
Thomas Harris
Dude.
[Citation needed]
Other publications described him as obsessively hygenic
Christian Russell
Rarely are there video games that allow the player to opt out of every conflict with speech and diplomacy
Hudson Smith
Isn't it ironic that Italy is nearly bankrupt and Israel rules the planet?
Oliver Campbell
That dude looks Uber Italian
Ryder Sanders
Trajan was the Senate's choice after so many bad choices that the Senate made for Emperor after the Caesars passed away. Or after Emperors that weren't so bad but were too much for Romans to handle. Trajan has the look and had the style of being more calm and normal looking guy. Sort ofa "nothing to see here just a bureaucrat doing his job." This is why he is praised much but often forgotten. Paper pushers have this look to them.
Leo Allen
>Do you think being a Chad boost your career as a politician?
Yes
There's a link between height and leadership positions.
Being a manlet literally affects your life outcomes.
Austin Powell
Yeah but does it?
Easton White
>light eyes
>light hair
>>he was dark/brown
B R A I N L E T
Evan Bennett
Muh roads
Cameron Martin
Andrew Wilson
"[...] he cared nothing for personal adornment. He was so far from being particular about the dressing of his hair [...] His teeth were [...] ill-kept." - Suetonius, Life of Augustus, Chapter 79
Now what? Where are your citations?
Nathan Adams
That chapter also describes Augustus to me one of the most handsome men who ever lived and looked like a literal God. Modern and historic Scholars believe that Suetonius is not reliable for these contradictions
Nolan Young
Antiquities of the Jews - Book V, Chapter X, Section 5
That neither did any other city ever suffer such miseries, nor did any age ever breed a generation more fruitful in wickedness than this was, from the beginning of the world. Finally, they brought the Hebrew nation into contempt, that they might themselves appear comparatively less impious with regard to strangers. They confessed what was true, that they were the slaves, the scum, and the spurious and abortive offspring of our nation, while they overthrew the city themselves, and forced the Romans, whether they would or no, to gain a melancholy reputation, by acting gloriously against them, and did almost draw that fire upon the temple, which they seemed to think came too slowly; and indeed when they saw that temple burning from the upper city, they were neither troubled at it, nor did they shed any tears on that account, while yet these passions were discovered among the Romans themselves; which circumstances we shall speak of hereafter in their proper place, when we come to treat of such matters.
cras es noster
Elijah Gonzalez
italian girls had pale snowy white feet before moor girls put their hot, smelly brown feet in their genes.
Lucas Morris
Is Q still a thing? I don't hear about this nonsense anymore
Christian Peterson
Have you even read the gallic war ? Book 1? page 5 i think? are you stupid?
Jace Morales
No it doesn't. What are you talking about?!
He calls him "unusually" attractive and that his demeanor had a certain effect on people, which is obviously true. That's all.
Being disheveled and being handsome aren't contradictions at all.
>Modern and historic Scholars believe that Suetonius is not reliable for these contradictions
[Citation needed]
And still waiting for those citations on his cleanliness.
Adam Phillips
build him a house if you love him so much
Christopher Kelly
>what are you talking about?
Well why would some shill like you know anything about Roman history? Suetonius was always considered a spurious source and nobody knows how much of it is actually written by Suetonius because historians say it's been edited so much.
>He can't accept history
I guess that makes sense since your ancestors probably didn't even have toilets yuropoor
James Cook
Here's a better one
Chase Cook
>primitive barbaric g*rman trying to speak ill of the Immortal Caesar
kek
Tyler Ross
Not really Roman but Leopold I was an ugly son of a bitch. Other than rare exceptions such as Leopold most rulers tend to be abnormally masculine, deep-voiced, tall, and handsome.
psychologytoday.com
Charles Gutierrez
RIP shitposting emperor
Bentley Ortiz
>Well why would some shill like you know anything about Roman history?
Dozens of books I've read? Secondary and primary sources?
Why would you know shit? Because burgers are known for their knowledge of Roman history?
And in what way am I a "shill" do you even know what a shill is? What am I shilling?
I brought a source, you brought nothing to the table and just claim shit. Suetonius managed the imperial archives for Trajan; he was in the best position for sources in the entire empire and was chronologically very close to Augustus. He was contemporary with grandchildren of people who have met Augustus personally.
Every critique we have of Suetonius we have of nearly every ancient historian.
>I guess that makes sense since your ancestors probably didn't even have toilets yuropoor
Funny because I was literally born and raised in Augsburg, a city founded by Augustus. Besides: You have the same Euro-ancestors you retard.
I don't. Augustus is in the top 10 of the greatest men who ever lived.
Benjamin Bailey
The same paragraph asserts his physical appearance as beautiful and divine and then makes a contradictory statement describing his physical features as senile. He also describes him of being upright and moral then condemns him for utterly contemptable acts. He calls him a man that constantly pisses in his own pants literally but then praises his upstanding hygiene. THe only thing that is consistent about Augustus in ancient history are two thing 1. He had a limp and it may have been a injury given later in life and he was somewhat prone to illness 2. He was good looking
When you have that many contradictions in one body of work you have to make your conclusions elsewhere
Jaxson James
yeah, nothing of your claims are in Life of Augustus.
>moral then condemns him for utterly contemptable acts.
not in it
>pisses in his own pants literally
not in it
>but then praises his upstanding hygiene.
not in it
>then makes a contradictory statement describing his physical features as senile.
as senile?! Wtf are you talking about. Not in it.
I am out bro. Either you are trolling, you are mentally retarded and/or have no reading comprehension at all.
Parker Anderson
>DENY DENY DENY DENY DENY
Ryan Gutierrez
it's in the chapter you cited. Everyone knows where to find it. Thanks for doing the work for me
James Lewis
Well at least a good chunk of it, enough to make that user a fool
David Jones
ah so you think a curved, not even hooked nose, is the only phenotype that indicated jewish genes
Owen Myers
Romans attempted to shoah the jews