Am I doing this right anons?
Am I doing this right anons?
Lincoln Moore
Jose Reed
She's going for it. Not hooked yet, but you're doing well.
Evan Wilson
I dont know about African mating rituals, so I dunno my melanin enriched friend.
Adrian Peterson
I’m no melanin man, but I love my women in all flavors. Mmmm.
Jaxon Barnes
Based race mixing degenerate, the world's brown future is in your hands.
Jayden Lewis
I won’t let you down senpai
Oliver Campbell
Is this shit really working on women? I have cringed so hard reading this and she replies "it's working? Absolutely disgusting. You either wrote 1/10 hambeast or you are making this shit up. If i was female i would just say fuck off faggot that's what you get for writing such shit. The archology pick up line is at least funny if not overused for 10bilionth time.
Landon Torres
Actually the reason I used that line was because her bio said “I like coffee like I like my men... I don’t like coffee”. Don’t be salty, I secured the digits.
Matthew Thomas
>two word responses
There’s zero chance this’ll go anywhere
Austin Young
I think I found my new pickup line boys. The way to their heart is their titties.
Luke Gonzalez
lol
Dominic Ross
interesting
Julian Bell
Anotha one lmao
Levi King
well you’re getting positive feedback
Hunter Davis
Post pic of yourself how much of a Chad do you have to be for this to work
Leo Butler
Chill out nice guy
Kevin Martin
lol reverse image search is your friend. i just hope he leaves you with one kidney.
Jaxson Jenkins
Keep em coming
Blake Rivera
The first pic made me cringe. However ngl, that main pickup line is funny and dumb. If a guy said that to me i’d give a similar response as these women. give the tiddies the attention they deserve
Grayson Gomez
Well if you message hundreds of girls surely one or two wpuld reply out of boredom. I'm not sure you'll meet them though, they reply because you are far away.
Angel Moore
I feel like she’s setting you up for something really embarrassing.
Jacob Russell
What in the hell
Samuel Hill
OP how good looking are you?
Gabriel Clark
Pretty average, def not a Chad. It’s prob the beard
Tyler Fisher
Cool, in that case I'm stealing this line.
Jayden Moore
post your scruffy looking ass so I can get an idea of "average" you gotta be to make this shit work because hot damn OP
Levi Lee
I just did this and she unmatched me WTF
She didn't even reply she just unmatched FUCK YOU OP
Benjamin King
Lmaooo
Luke Davis
I look like this
Colton Robinson
Chill dude
Nathan Lopez
>REEEEEE women like men who are funny
Nice.
Jonathan White
OP here. Just messaged over 100 old matches with the same line. If this thread is alive I’ll post tomorrow with the results, stay tuned
Hudson Moore
she was a time waster bro. he saved u money
Evan Roberts
Hmm in order to get matched with somebody 400 miles away, both you need tinder plus/gold right?
Daniel Torres
no. only one of them
Leo Long
Ah so, the person who projects themselves in a city far away can also see people from that city?
Got it.
Leo Allen
Get a load of casanova over here. I bet you dont even dress up clean to go meet women right? You just walk out in your cargo pants and hoodies because the whole idea of making a good impression is all just a stupid human construct right?
Camden Cox
Anons... I don't know know how the fuck this is working...
Nathan Moore
She's throwing you a shit test. The only way not to lose this game is not to play it.
Also she's not down to letting you fuck her. Just walk away, or continue to mess around with her via text if that's what you want.
Dominic Diaz
Don't be so pessimistic user. A little faith goes a long way dude. If eventually we don't fuck, I'll know I tried.
Brayden Roberts
I got "bye boy" and unmatched. Wtf I hate tinder now!
Noah Nelson
>she's not down to letting you fuck her.
Are you retarded? She just asked how long ago he got laid.
Adam Young
nah I got a lot of matches while I was in Florida for vacation a few months ago. Tinder gold is a fucking waste of money
Juan Miller
what the fuck are you even supposed to say to that?
Oliver Scott
OP of that Whatsapp pic here. I said "I can't remember" . Because I honestly can't. She still seems interested.
Nicholas Reyes
This dumb broad is the only one so far to outright reject me (ugliest of them all imo). Also got 2 unmatches since I went to sleep. But this one is followed by...
Jonathan Brown
Brandon Wright
Jace Turner
As long as you don’t look like Sasquatch this line works anons
Michael Flores
I'm never going to get laid.
Isaiah Mitchell
IMO, it's the opposite. Sure, you want to "look good" and make a good impression, but trying too hard screams desperation. OPs opening line is successful because it does the opposite. It's risky, funny, and absurd enough that it shows he's not taking his chances with the girl seriously. Just the opposite, he doesn't care if she reciprocates or not. What this does, as opposed to try-hard lines, is subconsciously indicate to the girl that OP has many options available, meaning many females are interested in him. This is the most attractive subconscious signal a girl can receive for obvious reasons relating to their primal brain.
Colton Thompson
Very interesting science sirs. Ty
Jackson Nelson
I'm trying this
Gavin Sanchez
Post results
Jack Thompson
Woah some one needs to collate this data into a research paper and post it on /sci/
David Hughes
jesus fucking christ the absolute state of the human race
Caleb Edwards
Let me suck the stress out your titties.
Logan Gonzalez
this desu
Carson Sullivan
Juan Bennett
you never know. that approach will work for some wont for others
Jordan Evans
Digits secured
Xavier Ross
So this is why I don't get laid.
Good to know.
Lincoln Martin
You need to treat whores like whores user, then you'll get laid. No good woman is going to say "omg yes" if you approach her and say "lemme suck the stress out of your titties."
Carter Adams
Ayden Brooks
wtf
Jayden Lee
I hate OP so much. Sooo much.
Hunter Butler
Domino effect.
Oliver Hall
I’m just an average looking brown dude with a beard. If I can do it, anyone can.
Ryder Powell
alright OP. Give us a look at your profile, I want to know if it's because you got a male model's photo or because it actually works.
Logan Sanders
Just posted one, promise it’s me. Don’t wanna show my entire face so here’s another slightly cropped. No bio either
Isaac Adams
This level of degeneracy is disgusting.
Caleb Howard
You have above average looks, are in ok shape and your pics show you in outdoor and social settings. That's good enough to get the lower end of the tinder crowd. Show us pics of what your matches look like.
Tyler Wright
Give a man a mountain of gold and he’ll still want more.
Landon Hernandez
Based and red pilled
Nolan Diaz
She looks like a ho, I just can't bring myself to fuck hoes, even though I know I could.
Nathaniel Long
>dat rationalization
Noah Harris
>I could have thought of that!!
>I just don't because I'm totally not scared, I'm a gentleman.
>I could get laid if I want to guys.
>I just don't say those things.
Austin Bell
its not anal unless it bleeds
Jeremiah King
Isn’t that what tinder is for..
Ayden Butler
>dat
That's another reason, most of em are coal burners and shitskin lovers.
Mason Sullivan
I had no idea the world was swimming with filthy thirsty cum dumpters
Sebastian Price
You didn't? Where the fuck have you been?
Xavier Clark
Geez dude quit your bitching and stop being bitter
Evan Anderson
Get you a girl like this, she loyal
Julian Butler
She's on tinder, she ain't loyal
Noah Turner
>he didn't recognize the ancient meme
*sip*
Thomas Nelson
Truuuuu
William King
fuck that i just wanna spread seed
Dylan Rogers
I thought this was a meme but i tried it and its real oh god oh jeez oh fuck
Joseph Sullivan
BASED.
Isaac Diaz
Welcome to being forward with whores. You did it.
Xavier Lee
It was true all along.
Kevin Morales
I'm legitimately intrigued as well.
Charles Flores
Yeah all you gotta do is tell em you wanna shove your cock down their throats and throw em around in bed and they're yours. It's despicable and disgusting, but hey man, sometimes you just gotta grind your meat.
Logan Martin
if you have sex for free you’re not a whore. you’re a slut.
Joseph Jenkins
OP here. So far my sample size is 21 responses. Messaged like 100 girls like night but majority haven’t responded yet.
17 responses were positive and/or flirtatious
4 responses were negative
That’s like 4:1 ratio of girls who thought this was a good pickup line. Moral of the story, treat them like sex objects on dating apps. Happy tindering!
Benjamin Fisher
>he likes his coffee with hair
Given neither of you caught that I'd say it's a perfect match.
Christopher Butler
Wow figures a thread about sluts would be started by a shitskin. Color me surprised.
Nathan Morris
>girls will let you suck on their titties if you just take them to disney first
wtf, why are they so easy?
Cooper Myers
triggered