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>Do girls/guys like ?
>What do girls/guys think about
There is no one answer. Preferences differ, but complexes are always a turn-off.

>I'm shy and afraid of people/rejection. What do I do?
Get over it by practising and exposing yourself to it, little by little, step by step. There is no single magical moment that will instantly change you forever.

>I like someone. What do I do?
>How can I tell if someone likes me?
Ask them out.

>Where do I meet girls/guys?
Anywhere outside. Or online.

>Someone did something insignificant. What does it mean?
Nothing significant. You're overthinking it.

>XYZ happened. Interpret this for me please
We're not in their head, we don't know.

>This person did something that hurt my feelings. Why do guys/girls do this?
Because shit people are shit people. It's not a gendered thing.

>Someone has made it super clear they're no longer interested in me. Do I still have a chance?

>Where do I go on a first (or subsequent) date?
Pick one or more of the following: coffee, lunch, dinner, drinks, ice cream, movies, zoo, aquarium, museum, art gallery, .

>I'm an insecure/suicidal/anxious person who doesn't leave home
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>Guys insecure with their 4+ inches dick
Fuck off

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Im larping as a 21 year old in real life to talk to this 18 year old girl. Im really 26 but got a babyface so people think im still in highschool anyways. Is this bad? I just want to smash and dash.

Ladies, Im going out with a new girlfriend "to have a good time and get fucked up because she 'needs a distraction'"
Im a shitty dancer, how do I clubbing so Im not such a drag?
I was going to pregame but we're going to dinner first
Also, wtf do I wear? It's fucking cold but I want to look good to let her know Im trying and Im ready to party
Pls help, any tips will be greatly appreciated

Ofc its bad dumbass

to the anons who replied to me in the previous thread here's my reply. My boyfriend doesnt wear underwear outside and he doesnt own any underwear in general (I think), but i have to agree its easy BJ access

this is what i originally said in the previous post "So I'm in bed thinking about my boyfriend and how he's the first guy I dated we doesn't wear underwear underneath his clothing. So I'm wondering is it normal for guys to do this?"

I don't understand why you think if you were honest with her she wouldn't accept you

Im an old creep compared to her

Somes guys don't like underwear. You seen that episode of seinfeld? It's not extremely common, but it's not weird or strange either.

I couldn't stand it personally, I'm uncircumcised and my glans is very sensitive so I need something holding my dick in place. That's why I hate boxers too.

With the way things are going, soon girls will be born with bfs already...

it's called going commando not common but not unknown.

There are no quiet girls who like to stay at home... ;_;

Not true.

Don't have an answer for you fren but let me jump in with a tandem question. Ladies how important is dancing for first impressions? Also what would you Recommend I learn to make the best impression as I am a certified dancelet.

There are. They're just at home.

My sister is either working or at home reading manga/playing games/watching tv.

I honestly think she's the reason I'm not an incel (though I am a virgin). It showed me proof that the things people say on Jow Forums are just not true.

ah okay, thank you Anons .

I’ve been hooking up with this guy and we don’t use a condom but I know we’re both clean. It’s a fwb situation, and I we’re not exclusive. We’re supposed to meet up this week and I want to discuss with him that if we’re gonna keep going raw I’m gonna need to know where his penis has been. When’s the best time/best way to put this so that it’s not so awkward? Right before we do it? Should I text him now? After we have sex again??

You don’t meet them cuz they’re at home u dumbass

now answer some of ours, particularly these two if you don't mind

Definitely before.

lies! it took me 19 years of my whole life to get a boyfriend and i didnt even get a boyfriend irl until i was 20. No guy was attracted to me during most of my years, it was only when i started having some colour in my hair and taking cute selfies did guys start to actually take a notice of me

Prove it. There are none on dating sites.

Does she have a bf? If not, tell her to get on OkCupid.
>I honestly think she's the reason I'm not an incel (though I am a virgin)
Do you mean the reason why you are not angry, bitter and frustrated (like an incel)?


>19 years
That's pretty normal. Your argument is invalid.

>Do you mean the reason why you are not angry, bitter and frustrated (like an incel)?

yeah. Just knowing there are in fact girls out there that are not "whores" "roasties" etc gives me hope. plus I'm not a hateful person. I don't know if I have the capacity to hate. I do get angry but I don't hate.

>Does she have a bf? If not, tell her to get on OkCupid.

I honestly don't know anything of her relationship life. She has some friends from college but I'm 99% sure she's never even had a boyfriend. She did go on a date with a guy once, I know because I picked her up afterwards lol.

Well if I’m going to his explicity for sex, it would be a waste of time if I ask before, and it seems like a shitty thing to text about. Ruins the mood. Also idk how to ask it

There are actually some on dating apps. You just have to lower your standards a little.

just walk in, pull his trousers down, whap his tadger out his boxers, give it a big sniff, look him dead in the eyes and say "who's pussy do I smell"

well i guess you can socialise and drink instead and when you feel drunk enough then go dance. my boyfriend doesnt dance and sing at all but i heard that when he gets really smashed he ends up singing and dancing.

also i have no clue what you should wear, I hardly go out partying but when i do i wear my only party dress i have (which reveals my tits way too much), sometimes I get a lot of compliments about my tits and other times im just sitting in the corner on my phone browsing sites like this.

I honestly don't think dancing is that important, like yeah its impressive if you can dance but i wont judge someone's sex skills on their dancing... ah wait.... you just reminded me of that time i went clubbing and this guy who was trying to get close to me was strip dancing one of his friend (i found it so hot that i got a bit turned on by it), I then found out that he used to be a bit of a stripper. I did end up having sex with him once and he was pretty good but i think that was just a rare situation where someone who's good at dancing is pretty good at sex too.

sorry if these advices are really bad, I dont go out clubbing enough and most of the time i have been out clubbing i've been going to a rock metal club

If you can't dance, ask her to teach you. Either she knows what she's doing and takes the lead or is just as awkward as you and you can just be shitty dancers together on the side.
Clothing depends on the kind of club. Throw on a sports jacket if you're cold?
Another tip is go to the bathroom before you start dancing with her so you don't get lost. I can't believe how many times I've had to play where's waldo for half an hour.
It's a plus, but not a requirement. If you're willing to learn it's fine. You could learn typical "clubbing" moves on youtube or whatever. If you want to learn a real dance, anything latin is fun, but I'm biased since I'm learning it now.

is it really? most of my friends were having boyfriends at 13 and having sex by 16. Even when i was in college I got bullied by my friends because i was a virgin and because i didn't have a boyfriend (this was when i was only 17)

Which one of you is the oldest? Who started playing games and reading manga first?

>I don't know if I have the capacity to hate
I envy you.

But I can't have a boner for fat girls. :(

Is it douchey to sleep with a guy because he's super hairy and you want to cuddle him?

No lol, not anymore douchey than sleeping with anyone else you find sexy

I'm oldest. 24 and she's 23.

>I envy you.
I still get mad, and angry, and frustrated. I guess I'm too much of a beta cuck to hate people.

>sometimes I get a lot of compliments about my tits
How does this happen? What did they say exactly?
I didn't know I could approach a girl in a club and say "Hey! Nice tits!"

It is at the tail end of normal. You aren't THAT rare.

Interesting, I think my main problem is being extremely self-conscious and being a lanky gimp there's no where to really hide as it were. I'm not too bothered about learning "moves" or whatever just getting comfortable moving. I can force my self to get up and dance but I've never had fun doing it, being drunk doesn't even help.

oh shit forgot about the second part of your question. she likes manga and anime, I like games. she likes games because of me (hate multiplayer though) and I don't really like manga or anime except one punch man.

My girlfriend goes commando most of the time, except when she sleeps and is on the rag. I know one uncut guy who does because he thinks he's master race.

I've gone commando a few times and I prefer it feel wise but I like the back up that boxers provide.

Is it possible to get a taller girlfriend?

Not sure of your circumstances, like where you would be going to get tested, but try something like, "I'm going to the clinic to get STD checked. Mind coming along?"

>I know one uncut guy who does because he thinks he's master race.

He just might be, I can't even use boxers because it's so fucking loose down there. he must have the pain tolerance of a god.

Nice! We need more bros who teach their sisters to like games.
Just hypothetically, would you let a friend date your sis? I'd offer myself, but I'm on the other side of the world.

its because lots of females were complimenting my tits first so the guys would also compliment it, saying that i have a nice perfect shape (even though they arent really amazing, they're just big and brings out an hourglass shape to my body). there's that and stupid drunk guys that would compliment them too

Practice. You need to learn how to talk to people before you can do it well. I'm not kidding.
The incel movement highlights something: people think they deserve stuff when they actually need to work for it. You can't pick up Emma Watson yet, but you can work your way there. This goes for whatever type of person you want to spend time with. Also, have fun working your way up.

I have no idea to be honest. I've never had many friends. The one I do have has a fiance.

But yeah probably, I would know both of them well at least. Just never mention sex around me.

He's just uncut. He tells me since he's not cut, and I am, he enjoys sex 10% more. I looked him in the eye and said, "ask me if I care."

i sometimes go comando but people can easily notice if im not wearing a bra since my tits would sag a bit, i bet she is small or flat chested

What's the point of testing if you both are not exclusive? There are tests who only detect the infection after a while, so you'd only know the result after you've already been exposed to his infection (example).
Are people really this dumb and careless?

I actually meant no undies. She's gigantic upstairs, and unless she's taking the dog for a walk, bras are mandatory.

You will get 10% of those women you fuck to return for another fucking. Uncut dicks are ugly, majority of women I have known in my life and believe me that number is high, women prefer cut dick, period.

But confused right now every time me and my GF hang out she always brings her sister along and they always talk about how they're both bi and both of them always ask for various massages from me. Her sister even asks me what she is to me and I'm just really confused on what's going on

The point is that when you do finally know, you can get treated, as opposed to just spreading it around more. Most rational people don't want to infect others with a disease, whether it's a cold or the clap.

>Uncut dicks are ugly

Maybe you think this because you're cut? I'm uncut and I think cut dicks are really ugly.

When you have an erection, there is little difference in appearance between a cut and uncut cock. When I first hooked up with my current girlfriend, she popped my shorts off, shrugged a little and started sucking. She thinks the extra skin is fun.

t. yankoid

fun fact no underwear is mean to be worn with a kilt, asking someone in a kilt if they are a "true scotsman" is asking them if they are wearing underwear.

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At some point I am going to need a patient sexual partner I can trust to help me work through the deep issues I have with sex and intimacy while I'm in therapy. How am I supposed to make that happen? I can't quite figure it out on my own and whenever I push myself too hard I get panic attacks

>get partner
That's it. They are supposed to be loving and understanding in such circumstances and help you through it. If not, they are a bad choice.

I'm just stating the facts. Some women don't care, a lot do. But, always remember women lie. Most women won't tell you they don't like a uncut dick, they may get over it cause they like you or decide not to fuck you at all. Just the way it is.

You find out a man you're interested in has Paraphimosis. What do you do? What do you think?

>You hang around a lot of shit-tier women.
>Or your outlook on life really sucks wild monkey ass.
Choose one or both.

If he had paraphimosis then he would be in the hospital. Paraphimosis is when the foreskin is stuck behind the head. Phimosis is any type of trouble where it's difficult to retract.

Tell him to stretch. It takes a long time, but it really works. I used to not be able to retract at all, now I can do it fairly easily though putting it back up over the head I need some more space.

Now the main problem really isn't the phimosis, it's the sensitivity. You will not be able to even touch his head without him cringing. Sex miiight be ok if you're both really lubed up.

>a lot do
or they think they do because they've got no idea what it's like and think it's going to look like a sausage in a sock

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You must be uncut and I have hurt your feelings? Why you so triggered? Does it matter what I think?

I've matched with a couple girls on Tinder and messaged them but rhey haven't responded. They have their Instagram tag in their bio, am I supposed to message them on Instagram or is that just fishing for follows

>sausage in a sock, lol.
Well, doesn't it ?

That's reassuring, but I still don't know how to get there and am not doing a good job of learning


>he actually fell for the jewish MK-Ultra double-think psyops that a natural penis is un-natural
no you mongo

How do I tell a male friend I'm uncomfortable with him being physically friendly with me, without making him feel bad or awkward about it?

You can't, so just say it. He will not pick up on any subtle hints

There has to be a better way of phrasing it at least, right?

what do you mean "physically friendly" exactly

If he's not picking up on your body language... no. You have to be brutally honest with the guy.

He's a big hugger, makes a lot of physical contact when we talk, offers massages etc. I used to be okay with it, but since he's not single anymore it feels weird.
If there's no better way, okay. Thanks.

Girls, how much waiting to ask out someone is too much?

Femanons how much of a red flag is it for a guy to have 0 social media presence.

My goal is to just find out if he’s slept with anyone else between us starting hooking up. It’s been about a month, and I don’t know, it really is 50/50 if I had to guess. I actually think he hasnt, but I just want to bring up that when/if he does I need to know.

How do I greet a girl on a date? I’m afraid I’ll do something autistic like shake her hand

How do you view guys who crossdress in private?

Not as big a red flag as having more online friends than dollars in their bank account at least.

punch her in the face to assert your dominance

But I want her to punch me in the face

but still a bit of a red flag?

Girl gave me her number, but said she doesn't have a lot of free time in the near future.
Is it a good idea to just text her saying "(bla bla bla) anyway, here is my number, just shoot me a message when you have time to get together".
I kind of feel like I would never hear from her again.
Also, how soon is a good idea to text this, after getting the number?

More like a quiz for both genders.
Guys, what were your biggest memorable mistakes with girls?
Girls, what were some memorable times when guys fucked up and lost their chance with you?

>Guys, what were your biggest memorable mistakes with girls?
Probably not seeing signs when girl is interested in me.

Id say hug her right away to be clear with your intentions but I havent dated much so I honestly wouldnt know. Girls what do you think about this?

Met a girl the other day and I have slight reasons to believe she found me very attractive.
I added her on facebook a few days later, but she immediately vanished from my friends list.
I thought she might have blocked me for some fucked up woman reason, but yet a few days later, her profile reappeared, apparently completely revamped to be more presentable.
Am I just seeing things or did she do that to impress me?
Also, what's a good way to break the ice now?

If you had a job and friends it wouldn't bother me at all. If you were purposefully isolating yourself that'd be a red flag though.

Can you specify? I honestly dont know if you are to blame here, after all, it's not like you ignored these signs willingly.

I can one-up you on that:
Seeing the signs clear as day but not acting on it.
But yeah, happens to me all the time.
Biggest regrets I have in that regard for sure.

>Guys, what were your biggest memorable mistakes with girls?
I refuse to remember these things for your entertainment

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>Can you specify?
Mistaking being flirty with friendliness. Even know i have a lot of trouble differentiating those two.

A guy tried really hard to get me to try his sandwich when he took me to some sub place. He wouldn't drop it and it was so awkward the guy who made our sandwiches chimed in.

I recently started living. I have carefully looked back at my mistakes and started to learn what I did wrong. Id also like to learn from you guys. Im not going to read your fuckups and laugh with my friends over some beer and card games. Im going to read, put myself in that situation and think how I can prevent it, or deal with it afterwards.

basically comes down to
1- lack of confidence
2- this

When a girl is nice to everyone, how can you tell if she's being *particularly* nice to you?

If she strips.

why didnt you try the sandwich