>captain marvel doesn't need a man cuz she has female friends
HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAH
>she also has a cat
*breaths in*
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
Captain SJW
Brody Perez
Carson Hernandez
Samuel Campbell
Grayson Watson
Ryder Wright
Honestly though does every mildly attractive female need a ridiculous love interest that gets at least partially cucked throughout the movie?
It's a tired as fuck plot device.
Nathan Flores
Why are not males lining up to worship dat ass?
Gabriel Williams
>worship me!
Sebastian Barnes
>"""""female friendship"""""
Jayden Cook
Do NOT zoom in on her toe, you have been fairly warned.
Christopher Walker
>countdown to diverse bruising by culturally rich boyfriend starts now
Jordan Turner
Hunter Kelly
Owen Evans
is she Jewish? She doesn't look Jewish
Blake Ross
Ryan Green
>parents Sylvain and Heather Desaulniers
>her father is French Canadian
>she adopted the stage name Larson from her Swedish great-grandmother
Can't find anything about her mother, but I have not really tried lol
Charles Davis
More like a WMWF relationship was a priori determined to be unacceptable racist fascism, but they've developed a mote of self-awareness about how obnoxious the BMWF spam has gotten, so they just defaulted to aromantic
Luis King
Damn, what's weird is jewornotjew.com doesn't even have a page on her.
Charles Watson
I guess hygiene is also a patriarchal concept.
Austin Bell
>20yo
What happened?
Juan Powell
Brie is a cheese. Why is she named after a cheese?
Brandon Russell
Jordan Scott
>bitch is rotten
Liam Johnson
Zachary Morales
JESUS CHRIST
we must spread awareness of the gnarly-ness
Jaxson Sullivan
this isn't helping their box office
John Jackson
Grayson Hernandez
Jesus did they really give her a cat
Elijah Evans
Ayden Adams
The biggest symptom of the death of hollywood are the propaganda articles politicizing failed movies. Hurr maybe we can peer pressure people into watching garbage
Jordan Fisher
I wasnt going to watch some awful trash movie but now a blogger child on gawker or some gay site says youre a nazi if you dont
Juan Torres
I am unironically hype for Shazam and do not give a single iota of a shit about whatever version of captain marvel this movie is.
Adam Wright
females hate females
Camden Powell
>I am unironically hype for Shazam
?? trailer looked shitty but at least the lead is played by chosen people so it's honest
Josiah Mitchell
Popular culture worship isn't just a meme it seems, people are really acting like that movie would be some sort of cultural phenomenon or even spiritual experience that those evil internet trolls are trying to ruin because of their evil.
Oliver Watson
wtf?
Hudson Lopez
What happens when you get raped by Hollywood Jews. Pic related.
Parker Cox
>this kills the foot fetishist
Brandon Reed
>doesn't need a man cuz
Literally the faggiest thing i've heard all day, and i've just heard my boyfriend fart.
Ayden Cooper
>Female Hollywood actor
What amount of jewish producers' dicks that have been inside her over her career may as well being considered jewish even if she wasn't born as one.
Nolan Green
Correct
Xavier Gray
>>worship me!
Henry Ross
Aiden Adams
Sucks to hit the wall at 19.
John Hall
He movie still gonna hit a billion :P
Jeremiah Fisher
I stopped watching the Oscars when actors started acting like political/spiritual leaders. Your job is to act, dumbass, stop acting like you are a great political thinker.
Ian Thompson
So does this movie explore the fact women are horrible people and make shit friends?
Easton Powell
ok i wont' even watch it.
Brayden Price
this fucking movie looks horrible, the trailer horrible, the SJW'ism inserted is horrible, the actress is real life anti-white SJW which is horrible, she has no ass which is horrible. SJW's fucking ruin everything
Michael Young
Thats pretty gay mate.
She doesnt need a man because she has something better: Liver-destroying alkoholism
Thomas Sullivan
>Gently weeps
Oliver Cox
looks like a male tranny ass
Bentley Ross
Women were a mistake
Jackson Reyes
She was a cute before leftists got to her. Sad!
Kayden James
>I'm a friend of the black community! They've accepted me!
it's hilarious how white liberal women think this.
Carter Allen
It's so full of money I can't see it dying anytime soon. Disney will just prop up failures to push for social engineering flicks for as long as it takes.
Carter Nguyen
She was overly cute... I tell ya , all this coverage of her from Jow Forums is makin me fall for her again; The old her atleast
Nicholas Jones
When will I learn to not read this shit while eating?
Austin Stewart
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Luke Richardson
I just hope Captain Marvel has absolutely no important role in the next Avengers movie.
Jackson Jenkins
OMG that ass is a sin, my ass is much better
Blake Hall
...selling movie by being racist and sexist!
Colton Gray
Good lord
There goes my appetite
Juan King
Internal misery of having to fuck for roles. It starts to leak out. Coke doesnt help.
Cameron Anderson
She will have the main role and will basically save the universe. Sorry m8.
They don't have time for reshoots.
Brandon Wright
Justin Turner
Justin Fisher
I wonder if there is some contractual bullshit going on with actors of old heroes, and they need to shoehorn new main characters quick while quietly retiring the old ones.
Angel Hernandez
Is she even white? She has kikey features like Natalie Portman.
Josiah Peterson
Actually yes. It is the last movie for the actors of Iron Man, Cap and Thor. Maybe Thor will do another movie, but that's it.
Austin Fisher
Thor isn't retiring, he's jus changing genders.
>time.com
Sebastian Brown
And that's a good thing
Ayden Adams
She should have stayed with the boys.
Anthony Harris
Charles Price
You're promoting the film at this point. No one cares about this SJW roastie. When it tanks, don't blame Jow Forums.
Landon Ward
lol she's literally friendzoned
Oliver Cox
why do millennials think these glasses look good?
Daniel Martin
Bitch thinks she is a super hero.
This is what real superhero looks like
youtu.be
Brayden Morgan
my normie friends keep saying that only nazi trolls are hating this movie and Brie.
Man i need new frens.
Blake Foster
Luke Jackson
if she put on 20 lbs she'd look exactly like Sarah Huckabee Sanders
Joshua Brown
This image makes me believe in the Gay Hollywood Mafia...the man has the better looking ass than the stronk woman.
Here’s something to help wash Brie Larsons flatass out of your mind
Daniel Myers
Owen Sanders
what the actual fuck
William Taylor
Problem, user? You can't handle a real woman?
Eli Jackson
Toenail fungus. My grandfather's toes looked like that.
Of course, his looked like that because he caught it fighting the fucking Japanese for months in the Pacific island jungles. I have no idea what the fuck her excuse is.
Aaron Sanders
stupid sexy spiderman!
Angel Sullivan
How is this even possible for a human under 60 to have this ass? It's impressive how bad it is
Zachary Miller
women are their own worst enemy
Jacob Long
Same here, my grandfather was a diver in WW2 and had similar toes. Very disturbing to see it on a 30 year old pampered actress.
Levi Diaz
scum gang come on letcha nuts hang
Tyler Powell
Women don't need men because the alpha in today's world is the government. And women vote commie.
Colton Reyes
Feminism. Not even once.
Connor Rivera
dude got 47 years in prison
Jace Thompson
Those poor unfortunate toes.
William Green
She should show her hate to white men and embrace maximum diversity.
She should run through Ethiopia naked and show us how peaceful they are there.
Justin Ross
How are they fucking up a cape movie so bad? No one cares if the lead is female. All they want is an action movie with standard narative. They just want something to distract them for 1.5 hours. Hollywood has perfected the cape movie and yet they are shitting the bed on this.
Lucas Gutierrez
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Is this an advertisement?
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Levi Jackson
You think he cares?
Connor Bennett
Should have wore socks
Christopher Gutierrez
why not?
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