LIVE: Michael Cohen testifies before House Oversight Committee #8

MR COHEN DO YOU TESTIFY THAT ORANGE MAN BAD?

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THE ENIGMA
>THE ENIGMA

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> As a son of a holocaust survivor, my word is infallible.

Imagine watching this thinking that anything would happen but the further confirmation that our government is totally fucked and retarded

Reminder don’t drink water lads

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is that a real pic, or just edited from Mein Kampf?

Fuck jannies and kikes

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"I have and would NEVER commit bank fraud! I'm a nice guy!"
(provides evidence of bank fraud)
"Well, I'm not a CPA..."

La creatura

SO, HE'S SINGING?

Is this the end of Drumph?

Anyone else find the blonde behind cohen kind of attractive?

are they just rehashing literally everything theyve thrown at trump that hasnt stuck?

muellers report has nothing if theyre putting on this show

this nigger looks like he is concentrating really hard on something he knows nothign about

Nigger slang speaking with New York slang.

Save us Ebolachan

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We sticky now

Anyone looking forward to AOC?
I mean, if you think this is a shitshow so far...

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Dios mio...

PRESIDENTSS ASSETS.

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Republicans are coming off as incredibly desperate and terrified of this testimony. It's almost sad how far they're willing to go to cuck for Trump.

What's hilarious is the adjectives they use to describe Cohen (Narcissistic, a liar, etc.) all apply to Trump.

How much water do reptiles need?

NICE GUY
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The black Al Franken

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Cohen is a lying kike rat. Why would anyone believe this clown?

The Founding Fathers have effectively replaced the outer core as the source of Earth's magnetic field at this point.

Snakes can survive in a desert without drinking for weeks.

Is that an actual chimpanzee in a suit fucking nora

El Goblino de Cámara de los Representantes

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Lol he literally is going to prison for lying and redditors think he’s trustworthy

YOU ARE NOT A NICE GUY

HE REPRESENATIVE OF NEWPORTS IS SPEAKING

AOC has speaking time? What? Can't wait to see what kind of retarded she she says next honestly.

(you)

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face is kinda wide

oh fuck, I forgot about that

Is she there and is going to ask questions ?

B I L L C O S B Y

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the rat worked for your president for 10 years.

Reminder to ignore obvious shills and not give them free (You)s

Cohen is getting absolutely mopped so of course they are going to start coming here in greater numbers

Are you implying a filthy kike isn't a narcissist or a liar?

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Prepare for previously unfathomable levels of cringe when LMAOC gets up there

ROLLING FOR TAX RETURNS

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This guy

Mods just sticky plssssss FUCK SHIT

He's with (((them)))

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She's on Oversight for sure. Media kikes said something about every member having speaking time.

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burp

>drinking water is an indicator of trustworthiness

well this guy infamous for lying is clearly trustworthy then

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>DOYCHA BANK

It's amazing how a known fucking liar is suddenly being taken at his word by congress. When do we just say "Fuck it" and burn this shit to the ground?

as a jew he only drinks the finest blood of virgin boys straight out of the freshly bitten foreskin

MODS = FAGS
Sticky this fucking thread.

ZZZZZZZZ. The average american watching this doesn't understand what Cohen is talking about. All he has to say he inflates his "assets" to inflate his ego.

OMG THOSE TEETH WTF

> He once didn't tell the truth, so he can never tell the truth.

Solid logic.

literally croaks

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Because his father survived the holocaust. Jeez. Try and keep up.

I feel my brains melting, can't believe americans have nuclear codes

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DON'T BELIEVE ANYONE WHO DOESNT LIKE TRUMP THEYRE SHILLS I AM VERY SMART

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I'M SPEAKING LOUDLY

THAT'S HOW YOU KNOW THIS IS IMPORTANT

Is it illegal to calculate the value of your real estate holdings based on recent sales?

Unfortunately soon

Meadows is a fucking boss

when is it? I need some laughs and new memes

I've got a rager thinking of hearing her spew future memes. I'd be surprised if they let her do so, and if so, without a giant "READ THIS AND ONLY THIS" script.

>hitler drank water
>Cohen is literally hitler

Looking at that thread is painful
how do logic
how do asplode reddit

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>(((Baumgold)))

MORE JAIL TIME FAGGOT KIKE

MR CUMMINGS JUST REALIZED HE FUCKED UP

la luz extinguido..

nigger jew vampires

You ever cringe so hard you pull a muscle in your spine? Yeah, I'm expecting to do that again when AOC opens her horse face again.

Plebbitards are literal NPC's who let magic internet points dictate their thoughts. Literal braindead morons who like their marvel and pokemons.

He's a moron
old white yeller

And Trump is an honest man?

>Talks for 10 minutes about how he will be strict about 5 minutes
Heh

Los Ogros de las Americas

> VIOLATING
> VIOLATING
> VIOLATING
> VIOLATING

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WHAT RELIGION IS MICHAEL COHEN????

I sucked Dicks but im not a dick sucker

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