Redpill me on the native americans

>be me, native
>Wake up in my fruit fly infested reserve house
>Parents still drunk from the night before
>Get dressed in my government supplied clothes
>Chug my Lysol and head to work
>Remember I don't have a job
>Go Rob a white farmer instead
>Get shot

TWO DAYS LATER

>A 300 pound broen woman with skinny legs approaches the news anchor
>Looks like a talking fudgecicle
>"He din eben do nuthin anywayyys, he jus had a flat tire and that white guy shot em eeaaannghhh. My rez need more money for der programs anyways fuck"

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>1. They were here first.

It doesnt matter, but NO, they probably weren't. Weve found european skulls now that predate them...besides, THEY were just asians that came over the Bering Strait.

We TOOK land in war
We TRADED land for services and products
We BOUGHT land from them.

There is NO CIVILIZED COUNTRY on Earth that hasnt gone through the same situation, so quit acting like its an anomaly.

They were warring amongst each other just as much as they were warring with the colonialists...so its not as if they were sitting around playing UNO and we came in and curb stomped them into oblivion out of nowhere overnight.

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Some are positively based (mostly tribes in Oklahoma, the only state where a majority of non-black non-whites voted for trump). some are the ultimate welfare niggers.

>89.69% interest

>Weve found european skulls now that predate them
bullshit. Source.

and still cheaper than a credit line at a payday loan place

All Native Americans in North America originated from a single tribe of Siberians who crossed a ice bridge and arrived in Alaska in the Ice age. Researchers tested the DNA of a boy's corpse from their tribe at a archeological site. DNA testing revealed every native American shared DNA with the boy. The tribe after crossing the land bridge mixed with eastern Asians who also crossed the ice bridge. Because of this every native American is half Asian and half Siberian.

They were more advanced than people think. Before Europeans went to American they were unable to land because of the massive size of native American towns. The shoreline was clogged with settlements. Their fires filled the sky with smoke. They cut down so many trees they effected the climate in Europe.

When explorers arrived in America they were able to finally land safely because the diseases that effected South Americans had traveled north. There they wiped out 80- 90% of the Native American population. The savage natives the early settlers from Europe came across were survivors of a society collapse living in the remains of their fallen nation's.

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I live in North Dakota and the reservation is pristine and untouched. Pedophilia, incest, alcoholism, prostitution(18+ or minor, doesn’t matter) extreme meth use, and gangs dealing hard drugs to everyone and anyone are all daily occurrences. It is like downtown Mogadishu with burning tires on lawns and broken down cars from the 70s rusting to death in flower beds and lawns, human feces on the sidewalks, bullet casings in gutters, stray beaten animals slinking around looking for crumbs of dust etc.

Good thing they fall under federal jurisdiction because there is no parole or good time in the fed.

Just a few weeks ago some grandma, who dindu nuffin, came up to the res from the big city to sell drugs and shit for a big markup, and was murdered by a group of Indians (who were her ‘relatives’) ages 17-22 for 200$ And a couple grams of meth.

It could be a paradise away from the rest of the US if it was white owned and not corrupt into the ground

Holy fuck, are you serious? Borrowing 10k is 734.99 x 84 = $62,495.16 paid back over the course of the loan.

People actually fall for this shit? Man, my credit union will give me a $500 signature loan any time I want it for $14 dollars in interest that they automatically deduct from my paycheck weekly if i ever work myself into a financial bind.

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yawn...pretty old news, o checker of truth. You should try and keep up.

independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/new-evidence-suggests-stone-age-hunters-from-europe-discovered-america-7447152.html

lucky you, all the credit unions in my state were bought up and consolidated into some monstrosity

>The shoreline was clogged with settlements. Their fires filled the sky with smoke. They cut down so many trees they effected the climate in Europe.

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Mostly savages.
The more famous ones that people think about today are the ones that weren’t bloodthirsty animals.

Brutal

youtube.com/watch?v=5QBgAvtiQZY

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This one was special, they managed to circumvent normal US law by putting their address on a reservation I think, just so they could charge astronomical interest. People ran them out of town eventually.

"New evidence suggests...".
Key word being suggests, this is not proof, this is at most a loose theory. Better luck next time.

wait what?
i remember the whole seal pox wiping out injuns before our kind showed up and there were million man injun cities that got wiped by poor sanitation, but do you have sauce on the rest of it?

I'll try to summarize it.
>Mongoloids came here via the Beringia thousands of years ago.
>The ones who went under the Equator killed the Aboriginals that were there first.
>Most of them lived without domesticating animals, exceptions being the Incas.
>They were extremely brutal to each other, to the point where it's almost comical. They'd engage in tribal skirmishes on a regular basis.
>Due to their isolation from the rest of the world, they had no natural immunity to certain diseases.
>Whites came, introduced those diseases to the new world, and most of them died.
>For a period of time, they fought natives who were hostile to them or got in their way, often times with the help of other native tribes who had a bone to pick with the tribe(s) the whites were fighting. This can be witnessed in Central America as well with the Tlaxcala who helped the Spanish.
>Whites start to feel bad for them and start establishing reservations for them.
>Today, natives enjoy some of the best benefits that the government offers (they get amazing scholarships, ridiculous amounts of money from the gov and programs exist specifically to cater to their needs) and are free to live amongst their own in segregated ethno-enclaves. They have some of the highest rates of alcoholism (despite their inability to process it as Mongoloids) and love to kvetch despite everything they have.
They basically live like kings nowadays.

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They're either rich as fuck or poor as fuck.

the rich ones have a casino on their reservation

the poor ones don't

I feel like mine is headed that way. They moved into a fancy new building and every year get a little jewier with their fees.

>"New evidence..."

Key word being evidence (the available body of facts or information indicating whether a belief or proposition is true or valid.).

This IS proof, not a loose theory.

Better luck next time.

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>The ones who went under the Equator killed the Aboriginals that were there first.
So where did the very first humans in the Americas come from?

>They basically live like kings nowadays.

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>Such a majestic and honorable people.
They will get shit faced on 3.2 beer and fight their best friend in the parking lot.

Thats easy.
They are fucking whinging niggers

No need to thank

such royalty

That's Hollywood

They were just savages

Backwards savages that only recently stopped eating and enslaving each other long enough to whine about their lot in life.

But they did kill each other and our people over land and possessions. What they hell do you mean, "lack of greed?"

based varg posting

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The noble savage is a meme. They were slaughtering and enslaving each other long before anyone else showed up. They raped, they killed children, they took and used slaves. They went to war for resources (mostly hunting territory). Some tribes were particularly brutal and bloodthirsty.

>Live like kings

dipshit have you ever been to a reservation? Blackfeet in Montana literally take boards off of houses to burn for heat. Natives are treated worse than any other group in America

news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/sci/tech/430944.stm

smithsonianmag.com/science-nature/dna-search-first-americans-links-amazon-indigenous-australians-180955976/

sciencedaily.com/releases/2015/07/150721134827.htm

They were Aboriginals or Melanesian. They were probably extremely small in number before the Amerindians wiped them off the face of the Earth.

which ones were the 30,000 yr old montana boy?

They came from America, dumbass

Doesn't look like teepees and freezing to death to me
Let me guess, they invented houses and insulation and shit

>treated worse
It's like if you put a bunch of niggers in a specific area and they did bigger things and then you said "omg they are treated so bad!". Bullshit. They do it to themselves. They refuse to integrate. They are extremely abusive. Most of them are alcoholics or meth heads.

A lot died to disease
Most joined the white civilization once they realized we had things like food and houses
A small amount died in conflict
The retards stayed in the woods and pretended the voices of the great spirit of tradition was more important than progress.
Now, the retards who live on reservations and drink because their way of life was built only about subsistence and there's nothing are treated like magical shamans who keep arcane wisdom that can save the world
tl;dr lots of old things seem important until you actually hold them in your hand, and you realize they're just old things

They sprouted out of a hole in the ground?

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I agree with you, treated worse is the wrong wording. I mean to say I do think they have worse circumstances (a lot of which are only because they do it to themselves, like you said) than blacks who complain all day long

most of what you believe about Native Americans is shaped by Hollywood nonsense

"great spirit" my ass, noble savage is a myth

>not a single place on earth where abbos didn't exist
how were they able to move across continents?

they're not real people, satans golems.

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I think only one tribe had written record ans they hadn’t invented the wheel

and*

Americans have some funny ideas about natives.

They aren't tree hugging forest elves

>crosses over Berring strait from Asia
>displaces previous Solutrean population
>gets called “Native Americans” and “First Nation’s” by people with white guilt, a noble savage complex and no sense of history

Ugh, me get whisky drunk
Why fuck my asshole? Ugh.

>integrate
yes, give up all your identity, your history, your culture, your language, your spiritual beliefs and traditions, like a good goy

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to the victor belongs the spoils

They used walls to protect their villages

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Those walls, aka palisades, kept out those whom they did not want.

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What was all the tribal fighting about then?

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no, really, walls

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Stolen is cursed - Serbian proverb
you should apologise to natives and help them as much as you can, because you live on their land

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You don't see them a lot in America, but that's because most of them died off from disease, and out of all the races they have the highest race mixing percentage of all. They actually became white too from all the race mixing they did.

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Actually no, the keyword is evidence. Nice attempt to change the goalposts. Hope you get acid attacked

Based and red pilled.

>The more famous ones that people think about today are the ones that weren’t bloodthirsty animals.

this, with natives it really depends on the tribe

Some were peaceful and tried to integrate. Others had it coming due to a way of life centered around raiding and killing.

Literally /ourguys/

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GIBS ME DAT SO I CAN GET HIGH: The Race

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>"hey buddy can I bum a smoke?"
Ah the age old native greeting.

Girls with Native American admixture are hot as fuck. That's all I know.

t. Sorb living on land plundered and pillaged from natives

SQUAW HAPPY AS MONGOOSE

You do realize that in advertising they show a potential customer a version of themselves that they should want to be in order to get them to buy a product. In this case, a native american, smiling. They're trying to sell tepee niggers high interest loans to fuck them over you dipshit.

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a lot of them realized that the white man's way was far better than their own. a lot of them assimilated with the system. sure they got fucked and fucked and fucked, but it beats the hunter/gatherer lifestyle for sure.

It's weird that they mix so well, I've seen some that were half and had white skin, red hair, and freckles, and one of my best friends is half and completely blonde. Out of races to mix with, they don't come out looking like mulattos do or hapas. It's kinda fucked.

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This was true in the Amazon River basin, Massachusetts, Manhattan and many other places. Main Street, Watertown, MA, still has native building foundations. The colonists just rebuilt the houses on preexisting foundation.

I've lived in the Prairies in Canada my entire life. Here's the truth about Canadian Indians (though, i am not sure about American Indian culture)

>Indians blame white people in Canada for killing them with tuberculosis in residential schools, although tuberculosis was the leading cause of death for all Canadians at the time. Total nonsense. They will often confuse this disease with Polio as well.

>In reality, 90% on Indians had the disease and removing children from these places kept them safer and removed them from much more dangerous places

>Indians have a genetic predisposition to weight-gain and addiction when dealing with anything to do with wheat (aka alcohol)

>They cause most of the murders and kidnappings in Canada. One of Justin Trudeau's main platform was to bring special interest to ONLY missing native women

>They don't know the difference between aboriginal people in South America and themselves. (Muh Columbus) They also believe they suffered the same fates as American Indians.

>The Iroquois were Cannibals, as well as the Huron, Neutral, Algonquin, KaranKawa

>Native Americans owned slaves after the US outlawed it, since they didn't want to participate in the same government

>Most of the Indian youth has discarded their culture and heritage for American black street/gangster culture

>A quarter of Canada's prison population is Indigenous, despite being 5% of the entire countries population

>More than 4/5 native women have faced violence from native men in Alaska alone

>Reservations are dangerous places for both children, people and animals. Thousands of dogs have been found frozen and dead in Manitoba reservations alone. There are incidents on almost a daily basis elsewhere

I don't know much else besides personal experiences. Out of every Indian i've personally met in my 28 years, only one (1) has become a successful business person. She's still an alcoholic.

Pitiful attempt at humour, leafbro

>white owned and not corrupt into the ground
oxymoronic

I feel like Americans won't understand just how spot on and hilarious this actually is. Which province user?

They killed each other for a lot of reasons, but materialism wasn't part of their culture.

Pride, revenge, whatever - not materialism.

That crew has to be Latvians or Finns. That chick and tattoo boy look Baltic.

Because they didn't have the same concept of economy or personal property your dipshit they still killed each other over food sources.

Nip-niggers... Nippers.
>Couldn't even invent the mud hut

Drunk old injun, squattin in a teepee, fire water keeping him warm.

>sold souls and massive swaths of land for colorful beads.

us dollar is the modern day colorful beads. more like us than we previously thought after all user.

I know a chick who is part native American and scottish. She has very curly dark hair with a reddish brown color andd tan skin, but she's very pretty. She's got sharp facial features and high cheek bones which is my weakness.

West coast Canadian chaos are the worst. They act just like niggers but with worse hygiene, they always wanna “bum a smoke” or borrow a couple bucks, which they’ll spend on beer or fireball. Their reserves resemble detroit but with more canoes. The houses often look stripped from ground level to about 10’ up because they will actually rip off siding, window trim, decks etc to use as firewood, they buy vehicles and run them into the ground, park them on the lawn and don’t fix them. I’d bet 100% abuse animals, Rez dogs are malnourished and bruised. Most of them abuse their kids too.

Everything they have is destroyed or filthy and they live by one simple phrase:
>ah don’t worry about it, the chief will buy me a new one

I agree with you, mostly anyway. I would add, in addition to the fact that some tribes were indeed very brutal and bloodthirsty, some tribes were also quite benign, mostly peace-loving apart from the occasional war for legitimate defense. The problem comes in when lunatics from universities come in and pretend whitey is le uniquely evil entity that killed all the poor noble savages. Nuance and objectivity is in ever short supply even among those who should know better (like some academics).

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>They cut down so many trees they effected the climate in Europe.

What.

>here they wiped out 80- 90% of the Native American population.
Fuck off with the bullshit

How do their auschwitz tier legs support their bodies anyway