Why does life suck dick?

>discuss

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Life is the dick and you're the one who sucks at it

How do I blame this on the jews and get a wife with big boobs?

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If you are in the Targeted Individual program since you are 5 years old, you can. But you are a subhuman NPC shill full of shit and the only thing you can do to make the world a better place is suicide, maybe killing a few coworkers before it.

>maybe killing a few coworkers before it.
HAHAHA imagine working in 2019

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I thought my life sucked, and then I killed my mom in an accident. And now its even worse.

Appreciate the good things because life can always get worse.

Sounds fake and gay.
Maybe one day you will see her again, user.

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It's fucking annoying when I'm using my phone's hot spot and I get randomly banned because someone else who uses the same phone service did something stupid.

Getting banned from Jow Forums is a good thing. This website is shit.
90%+ shills/jews.
10%+ cowards.
Do the math.

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ipv6 addresses are range banned in my city so i cant make threads anymore.

u are what u eat

Life's pretty good if you're not hopelessly incompetent.

You some type of nonce poofter with daddys bucks to play around with?

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So we jews dont feel lonely ;)

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I mean yeah.
Maybe it's time for you guys to feel lonely again.

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Nah, just didn't fuck about for the first 20 years of my life. Well maybe the first eleven I did.

You're 𝕒ll 𝕒 bunch of incels

Fucking is pretty good, you should try it.
Some would say its best done when youre of age.
No loicence required, Nigel.

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I have spent a glorious amount of time in bed with various women in puberty.
(Me not them)
(Okay them too).
(Send me back, God.)

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Not a Nigel. Only here on business. What breed of dog is your favorite?

I really don't want to tell you.
You should go back to your country and never set foot on The Isles again, commoner.

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Not fake, but certainly gay. I wish it was. I hurt everyone I loved that day.

Well you were talking about fucking so just curious on what dog your wrapping your gums around you pathetic faggot.

Everything happens for a reason.
Try not to worry about what other people think.
Only you know what you think.
Only you experienced that moment.
Everyones perception of your story is biased because it must be.
It doesnt really matter if people don't want to continue treating you the same because of an accident or failure.
In a way they failed you.
How old are you?
How come you are put in a position where you are still spending time with your mother?
Shouldn't you have a mother of your own children by this age?
Seems like you would be responsible enough to do that considering you can manage operating a computer.
One has to ask why you are not only childless but motherless and yet somehow you aren't seen as the victim.
Seems to me like you need revenge, not punishment.
Life is too short they say.
Trying to seem normal but some of this might sound cliche. Whatever dude.
I hope your Mom is happy.
She is probably alright if shes a good lady but I mean you killed her right so maybe she wasn't all that great.
Who knows!?

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Brilliant mind you got there.
I can't believe you filled in a captcha for this shit.
What shade of shit is your skin color so I can remind myself how superior I am to your caste.

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>try to get job
>have no experience or edumacation
>no work means no money
>no money means no paying for a license
> no license means I cant apply to shit outside of my town that would hire me
I
ts a vicious circle fuck this shit

Feels bad man.
I want to get a job at the uh- RWDS *cough* heh if you catch my drift brotendo.

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