PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - FLOTUS EDITION /ptg/

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP
whitehouse.gov
donaldjtrump.com/
@realDonaldTrump

>b-but Trump hasnt done anything!
promiseskept.com/
magapill.com/

ARCHIVED LINKS pastebin.com/ynXV6CHT
WH Public Pool/Schedule: publicpool.kinja.com/

NEW APPEARANCES
>TrumpWave: Happy Meal 2/28/19
youtu.be/AyMyU17oZAs
>Pres Trump/SoS Pompeo depart Vietnam 2/28/19
youtu.be/6tHpUSnsles
>Pres Trump/SoS Pompeo post-Summit II Press Conf 2/28/19
youtu.be/9UUoScF_CZQ
>Pres Trump/Lil Kim expanded bilat 2/28/19
c-span.org/video/?458316-1/
>Pres Trump/Lil Kim walk together 2/28/19
c-span.org/video/?458315-101/
youtu.be/Q462SU6XD1I
>Pres Trump/Lil Kim 1:1 bilat 2/28/19
youtu.be/edvHsmZAbKI
>Pres Trump/Lil Kim arrive @Sofitel Legend Metropole Hanoi 2/28/19
c-span.org/video/?458314-1/
>Pres Trump/Lil Kim dinner date 2/27/19
c-span.org/video/?458289-1/
>Pres Trump/Lil Kim 1-on-1 2/27/19
c-span.org/video/?458297-1/ (arrival)
youtu.be/vLGKDuCoy74 (handshake)
youtu.be/wLbd6TNkhL0 (meeting)
>Pres Trump working lunch w/Vietnam PM Phuc 2/27/19
youtu.be/g0WrMqgZeRc
>Pres Trump meets w/Vietnam PM Phuc 2/27/19
youtu.be/uJoaFl63clk
>Pres Trump trade signing ceremony w/Vietnam Pres Trong 2/27/19
youtu.be/79TjyVXGabY
>Pres Trump bilat w/Vietnam Pres Trong 2/27/19
youtu.be/22QnaOjxa-A

>KAC on OAN 2/27/19
youtu.be/H_QJhbokhXs
>KAC on FoxNews 2/27/19
youtu.be/REdP-m4dK-k
>Amb Cohen @UNGA on Ukraine 2/27/19
youtu.be/UKy9RXM5lfI
>Amb Cohen @UNSC on Syria 2/27/19
youtu.be/_8Ct9HtkS6A
>KAC on F&F 2/27/19
youtu.be/MRwijPSywgw
>SpiceDaddy on FBN 2/27/19
youtu.be/lfVRcvgF4d4
>RNCChair McDaniel on FBN 2/27/19
youtu.be/5ZkH6-riYu0

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MAGA

>1 post by this ID

are you saying it's not that?

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Awoo!

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MIGA

MAGA

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he has 2 posts tho?

Hands off the wolfgrill!

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>archived schizopost
neat

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MAGA!

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I-its ok, mommy needs this, awoo!

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KUSHNER WANTS TRUMP TO DECLARE MARTIAL LAW

TO DETAIN ANTI-SEMITES AND PUT THEM IN FEMA CAMPS

KUSHNERS OCCULT IS BEHIND THE EFFORT TO PURGE ANTI-SEMITES FROM THE UNITED STATES

666 5TH AVE IN NEW YORK IS THE HEADQUARTERS OF THE OCCULT

TRUMP IS COMPROMISED

KUSHNER AND IVANKA MUST LEAVE DC

KUSHNER AND IVANKA ARE POTENTIALLY POISONING TRUMP

THEY ARE PUSHING THE US INTO MARTIAL LAW

PLEASE READ THIS AND HELP BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE

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Friendly reminder to all discord trannys, CIA niggers, and Twitter users. you will NEVER:
- give birth to a child
- have same fat distribution as women
- deny existence of your Y chromosome
- pass as a woman without 30 layers of makeup
- think or feel like a woman without becoming mockery
- be accepted by smart, logically thinking people without forcing them to lie to you
- have ovaries, uterus and related structures such as the cervix
- have menstrual bleeding and mood swings associated with it
- have same life expectancy
But the worst thing that you will never be able to do, once you realized that you're a mockery of a human body and all you got left is that husk of a body destroyed by surgeons and hormones, is finding the forgiveness for people around you who became enablers in your life and supported you in your lunatic, suicidal attempt to fix yourself.

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>Commie scum out in force
Did Trump do good thing?

There sure has been a lot of schizoposting lately.

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Im not a schizo bitch

cringe

Awoo!

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t. Schizo

always

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Hands off my wolfgirl.

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do you have a verrit code to back that up?

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Oh look. It's one of Trump's Russian whores, porn stars, playboy bunnies or Mail Order brides! Don't know or care which, but there she is! Oh, right. She IS a porn star. First Lady for the slime party! I literally can't keep up with the list of whores Trump has paid off.

He has successfully tamed the glowponies to the point that they provided him actual, useful intel on secret North Korean nuke sites. That's why the talks broke down last night, we called them out on their bullshit.

Also Cohen has been referred to DOJ for prosecution for lying to Congress (again).

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You know what doesn't deceive you? Skeletons.

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Why would trump hire a lying Jew rat like Cohen anyway? How does someone with genius level iq not see that their personal lawyer for over a decade is a criminal?

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STOOOOOOOOOOOOPPPPP

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>Why would trump hire a lying Jew rat like Cohen anyway?
How else are you going to get any real estate development done in Jew York?

MAGA

i can say so much you will be tired of reading it

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(It isn't going to work, son).

She really couldnt help but put those hands together, huh

Something has the faggots all stirred up.

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Kys

>a lying jew rat
like all lawyers that work on NY?

IT'S MA'AM!

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That was that Tesla crash a few days ago in Florida, right? The one where the car suddenly plowed into a set of trees in the median, exploding the car and the driver. Apparently, it wasn't one of the brothers in the case, but Awan surely can't be that common of a surname in the USA, can it?

Trump is more black than shea butter Obama.

malaria is obviously a reptilian. she couldn't even be bothered with wearing a disguise.

Flabmaster vs President Obama

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>There's not a single white lawyer in existence
You can't be this dumb

>The one where the car suddenly plowed into a set of trees in the median, exploding the car and the driver.
Tesla needs a seperately trained AI to handle Floridian scenarios and risks.

>malaria
hahahahahaha

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Why does Obama have titties despite being lanky? Orangutan mode.

Another white hispanic.

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obama didnt even play golf before being pres, what a band wagoner

>I am a really good liar

The way to healing is admitting your mistakes, good for you user!

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Fuck off you tranny bitch

More like president blows dudes LMAO

If what you say is true, why is no one going after such a huge criminal organization?

and you are going to look for that ONE lawyer?

What a disgusting first lady. Gets cucked by husband, has no self respect to leave, has her tits out in magazine. You hillbillies sure know how to pick them. I would bang Barbara Bush before this bitch could even speak to me in her terrible accent. First foreigner first lady and pol is all for this. Actual kike shilling faggots. MIGA

>muh occupy democrats
Can't you faggots make a meme without corporate backing? I though you scum hated corporations.

So, Melania lives in New York, Trump lives in the White House and we now know that he whored on all of his wives. There is no love there.

Divorce will happen immediately after Trump is inducted into prison.

Pretty sure thats a niggerini italiano

Make me you weak ass fucking Moscow slut.

why the fuck is Elon testing AI in the fucking outlier that is Florida?

based
they are natural conservatives
more amnesty and daca por favor

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Congrats your a tranny

If I needed a lawyer and I was as much of a stable genius as trump I would. Something isn't adding up.

Trying to denuclearize the Norks is all a Jewish plot, right? Media makes a huge deal about how they might develop the ability to hit us someday, but what about other nuclear countries like Pakistan? Surely they have powerful rockets giving them great range, but nobody is clamoring to take their shit away, as if (((they))) know the Pakis will never launch without permission

>Why the fuck is Elon testing AI in the fucking outlier that is Florida?

For SCIENCE, obviously. If you develop AI that can survive Florida, you have AI that can take on most of the world.

cutting your dick off and replacing it with an axe wound does not make you a woman

>the old man refused medical treatment
He knows the fight is soon

i was mocking trump so you know he a liar?

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congratulations you are part of the 42%

Worst case scenario training.

Elderly.

>Trump still President 2 years later
>Look what a difference we women made!

>he is making Skynet
OF FUCKING COURSE

>Something isn't adding up.
what isnt? you cant just say that

Do you guys not feel dumb? Like the deep down feeling like you know everyone thinks you are dumb. Does it require a certain IQ to feel that feeling?

dont worry goy, the bad guy has been taken down

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FloridaMan must face FloridaAI

*grunts in girly manner*

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>ID: PuSY

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dilation day?

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AI is a meme, shall I post why AI isn't possible? I wrote about it a while ago on this board

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Thats right. You boomers should be scared shitless. Always talking about Civil Wars but wouldn't last a min facing someone 1/4 of your age, stronger and smarter than you. No one is scared of the right

30 posters in this thread in the middle of Thursday. Before the Cohen hearings it was consistently 80s.

The Trump Regime is imploding right now. Meanwhile on Reddit. 4.8 Million subscribers and 82,000 online right now.

I'm out of here. You Trump fucking assholes can all die. All 14 of you.

I'm not sure why they really use the "Breaking" headline anymore when most votes in the UN are pre-determined as to their outcome. What I mean is that everyone knows how everyone will vote usually well ahead of the vote and not some conspiracy per say

These 5 pounders are screamers!

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One thing's for sure, and that is that I ain't going to ever buy a car made after 2004. Too many electronics in them that could be tampered with.

As much of a pain as Pakis are, they didn't spend 50 years regularly threatening literally every country within spitting distance with theoretical nukes. They only care about nuking India and no one actually gives a shit if they do that.

nice false flagging your own hug box with fake discord trannys

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>preparing to negotiate with 2 iranian dicks

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Trump blown the fuck out. Waa waa waaaaaa.

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>Boys and girls, there's only those two
>Doesn't matter what you do
>Surgery, pills, and girl hormones
>They won't change your chromosomes
>YOUR JUST A TRANNY
>YOURE JUST A TRANNY
>STICKING THINGS INTO YOUR FRONT HOLE
>YOUR JUST A TRANNY
>YOURE JUST A TRANNY
>CHANGING YOUR GENDER'S A REALLY STUPID GOAL

this
Tranny posters cease your debauchery and get right by god.

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First Pelosi, now Kim. February has been a brutal month for Trump.

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>someone spot me please

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