Making sense of this fucking thing v2

I'm just gonna copy the last OP here:

youtube.com/watch?v=-5yh2HcIlkU
I know this podcast is long, but it's also absolutely hilarious and well worth the watch.

Ok lads, Imma try to hit you with the basic gestalt. Tell me if I'm wrong, let's crack the code and break the conditioning etc.

>after the operation paperclip american intelligence communities and scientific operations were saturated with german staff and research.
>the globalist elites are trying to form a breakaway civilization, siphoning resources from the plebes.
>there's two competing visions for this, one is based in the intelligence services, mostly cia and the other is based on nasa.
>they're experimenting with animal-human hybrids maybe to create worker-drones or some ubermensch shit.
>they're using drugs, tripping their balls off communicating with "otherworldly" entities to get info or tech from them
>they're using the public to fund and test their practically satanic ambitions to overcome and/or to rule humanity.

Am I in the ballpark here? I think there's at least bits of truth to this. It seems to have some explanatory power on the globalist ambitions, but is pretty fucking insane desu.
Also Jones boils everything down to the fight between the eternal anglo intelligence services and the aryan technological superiority, which is pretty funny.
And anyone asking where (((they))) fit in, they gotta be completely with the anglos if you ask me. Also Jones explicitly mentions the jews as a group representing some of the top globalists.

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Alex just spitballed shit for joke and had a good time. To be honest, it was the most relaxed I have been about these topics since 2009. What do you fucking want and why does everything have to be serious? If you aren't able to laugh about it, you must be some newfag still who would shit himself in a mansion with these people, you small brained gook.


All I EVER fucking need to remember is Race/Ethnicity against these fucks and know my history and future is mine.

Fuck skinheads. Fuck fake National Socialists as well.

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If you know Serbian search "ukradene bebe" on google, we have had a resurgence of stories about babies disappearing after birth, thousands of them since the 70s. This can't be a unique occurrence, there must be stories from your own countries as well. AJ told us about post-birth abortions in the US, who is stealing this babies?

>Also Jones explicitly mentions the jews as a group representing some of the top globalists.
does he? I'm 1h30 in rn

Interesting take senpai.
Though I gotta say it's pretty babby tier desu. Going over this shit is the funniest thing and if you don't like it, then I'm sorry for you.
Also the most important thing definitely isn't some banal blood-worship, that's pretty jewy of you btw. The top thing, as ever, is the Truth, the Life and the Way.

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He spells out soros in a big way. I'm at 3:30 and still haven't gotten a full-on name-the-jew part yet

Smoke weed anons while I talk to superfat Alex Jones now.

You chat fucking shit, you mongol fuck. Take a break from the site and come back. You need it.

2:04:54 best part

And fuck Churchill

I think it's before that even. I don't remember it exactly. But he basically lists several generic ethnicities that the globalists are composed of, but the first one he mentions are jews.

>>they're using drugs, tripping their balls off communicating with "otherworldly" entities to get info or tech from them
Not just drugs, drugs combined with death. They're able to take the drug, 'die' for 10-15 minutes, then be resuscitated.

Soros is basically normie tier at this point
we'll see if he goes any further
>ut he basically lists several generic ethnicities that the globalists are composed of, but the first one he mentions are jews.
I might have missed it ? idk
he talked aout racial IQ differences though, I wasn't expecting that

>you mongol fuck
Actually, we prefer west-Mongolian.
>Take a break from the site and come back. You need it.
You know we're here forever, right?

tell us more

Alex goes through that stuff in the podcast. Just watch it, it's highly entertaining. Especially with the deus ex soundtrack

>Just watch it
>I'm 1h30 in rn

Blood is the nectar of life, human blood especially that of the innocent fills you with the "mass".
Drink up.

I watched it....
Alex Jones kept forgetting what he was talking about, could not keep on topic, was all over the fucking place, provided absolutely no proof when it came to his "knowledge".
Stupid bullshit rant about fucking aliens and Bravo talking about flat earth.
2 hours in Rogan and Bravo sound and look like 2 degenerate pot smoking teens...you can see they are blasted.

Jones admits to having been choked out 100s of times, explains why he is such a fucking retard

>Muh hitler and nazis are bad
>Jews not even a topic
>nothing more than baby's first red pill

Weak ass shit. 2/10

I've been on Jow Forums too long. Most of the stuff alex talked about made sense to me.
But I also know, that this is just entry level shit.

Alex is close. There are two competing Alien groups. Nordic Ayys that Germany communicated with are beings of light. Hitler actually wanted to reform the church in Germany before the war and spoke highly of Christ.
Bolsheviks are the ones that are godless satanic and disgusting. They worship the inter dimensional terrors and Reptoids. There is a reason German leaflets portrayed Jews and Soviets as Dragons

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Waaa I hate when 3 million normies get exposed to entry level red pills.

Come on man, it's way better than what you make it out to be. You gotta admit it was funny as shit at least.
>Alex Jones kept forgetting what he was talking about, could not keep on topic, was all over the fucking place,
AJ has OD'd on redpills and that's the fun thing here.
>provided absolutely no proof when it came to his "knowledge".
Nope. Only on the more esoteric shit, where you can't really google that shit up.
>Stupid bullshit rant about fucking aliens
Did you even realize that the "aliens" AJ refers to are not technically extra-terrestrial kind of alien. He's bad at using sensible terms.
>2 hours in Rogan and Bravo sound and look like 2 degenerate pot smoking teens...you can see they are blasted.
Welcome to jre

>Muh hitler and nazis are bad
wtf did you think AJ was gonna go full SEEN KYLE on air? He goes on about his family are "high-german" americans, think of that what you will.
>Jews not even a topic
Not really, mentioned a few times, but why the fuck would you expect these guys to mention all this shit explicitly? I mean one would think the right understood what dogwhistles are by now. And why they are used.
>nothing more than baby's first red pill
You must be in pretty deep then, breh.

I laughed a few times but they need to keep Joe and Bravo off the weed. It really became cringe after 2 some hours. At least Alex Jones didn't look like a teen stoner loser.

As for the alien stuff (aka inter-dimensional beings) and the DMT stuff...terrible information by Jones.
As I have explained before, people don't realize that the DMT they smoke comes from Mimosa Hostilis Root Bark. It its native region the tree is known as Jurema Preta or Black Jurema, it is associated in folklore to an Azazel type entity they call SACI...the trickster and guardian of the forest.

The machine elves occur because people don't know you can't smoke Jurema Preta...it needs to be consumed in tea form and contain also Jurema Branca (white jurema)...if you don't you will never get past the machine elves. You will literally be trolled for using it wrong.

So for that aspect, they did not do their research.
Also...Alex Jones talking about how people who use psychedelics all ended in a homicidal rage (i.e Aztecs)...the natives of the amazon basin that use Ayahuasca are not cannibals or war like people. When the UN studied their communities they found them to be virtually crime free, had a very high level of communal bonding (which led to ayahuasca not being made illegal).

Now if you look at the natives of the Northeast of Brazil, the ones that used Jurema Preta to trip...they would use it before going to war. They were very hostile natives.

exactly....and they never mentioned the jews, only the "evil nazis" and "bad Hitler"

Nobody even continued when Bravo said: They think I am a zionist cause I talk to you [Jones]...they changed the subject.
Had they continued on THAT discussion, it would have been great.

Then Bravo and Rogan got too high and drunk...it started sucking.

Is Joe diabetic? he got up to piss twice within an hour.

they were drinking vodka and whisky
he was plastered and stoned by the end

>It really became cringe after 2 some hours
I admit the quality drops somewhat, but I still think it's entertaining.
>drug stuff
They talk about dmt only because it relates to joe's experiences and some traditions. We don't really know how the elite's get their highs, which was sorta the point of the discussion.
that stuff about the proper consumption of dmt is pretty interesting, can you link a resource on that?
>natives
one key distinction here might be that the truly violent people have come out of civilizations, not hunter-gatherer tribes. So comparing drug use in civilizations and random tribes might show that civilizations that have priest-castes that use drugs to communicate seem to end up with crazy genocidal ideas. That's how the discussion seemed to me.

>they never mentioned the jews
Jones did tho, explicitly mentioned them representing a part of the globalist elite.
>Nobody even continued when Bravo said: They think I am a zionist cause I talk to you [Jones]...they changed the subject.
Had they continued on THAT discussion, it would have been great.
Sure, would've been great but there's limits to what people can say on air, as I'm sure you can understand.
The infiltration is no joke, there's incomes, futures and families on the line.

>saying this as if even entertaining the JQ for 5 minutes wouldn’t get the podcast shoah’d

We exist on an infinite plane, overlapping with infinite dimensions. On these dimensions exist celestial embodiment that are essentially essences of 'god' who tests itself with good and bad. Operation Paperclip carried on the mission of the Thule society, a way to create pathways between dimensions, which is aptly representative by Yggdrasil.

The breakaway civilization getting knowledge from 'clockwork elves' which is essentially the embodiment of evil on the infinite cosmic plane. Just like Adam and Eve, the elites are attempting to gain knowledge from evil, and just like the Carthaginians sacrificing to Baal, or the Mayans sacrificing to Quetzalcoatl, we are now embracing late term / post natal abortions for the harvesting of organs and blood.

Just as these mystics ingested the blood of warriors for courage, and children for youthfulness, these elites are essentially 'vampires' in that they need to do this to appease and be in contact with these 'aliens'.

Aliens aren't being used conventionally like little grey men, but as cosmic inter-dimensional beings attempting to impose their will on this plane of existence. They go by many names - aliens, demons, spirits, whatever. This ties into many Goetia practices, as well as any other practices that lift the veil between the world of demon and man.

Grey aliens however act as biological cyborgs, synthetically created biologically operated machines that we are being trained to interface with with VR.

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If you want to get into the folklore of the plant and its association with "guardian entities" you need to read the book Iracema by José de Alencar. It is a folkloric tale with a lot of information about the traditional use of Jurema Preta and the mysticism behind it. For example, only a virgin female could harvest the root of the plant for the shaman. A very interesting piece.

You also can look at this PDF
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Most of my other resources are in brazilian portuguese but the ones I gave you is a good start.

Also Jones was saying that the ritualistic use of psychedelics ALWAYS led to the collapse by mass murder because of the evil entities that demand blood...the aliens demand sacrifice...which is pretty mental.

The Aztecs used mushrooms and especially Argemone Mexicana latex and seeds (which are quite poisonous)

ya, I could tell that Jones is really out of shape now and super fucking stressed out. When Bravo was trolling him he lost the plot...

>FUCKING BABIES MAN, THE FUCKING GOVERNORRRRRR

LOL

The only part that matters is near the end where Eddie Bravo flat out states that many people think Alex Jones is a Zionist shill and he obfuscates the issue by pretending to forget what Eddie Bravo said and saying "I'm not racist" in as many ways as he could think of.

Jones was basically saying he is winding down...Rogan mentioned that if he was shoahed, they had a good run, over 1200 podcasts

I think he should go out in style.

What is really interesting about Alex Jones' conversation is that it actually aligns with what Elon was saying. There is an attempt by the global elites to be able to social engineer a hivemind.

They believe in transhumanism, and they want to interface into us for unlimited knowledge, and overall control.

Their scientific crusade to lord over us is just beginning... They are slowly changing the semantics of words, and they are turning those who disagree into pariahs.

To say that the leftist globalist fringe society is not a cult is ignorance to the highest degree.

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Alex Jones is not an acto-

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Read this my negroes. Seemd very identical to what Alex said

would have been nice if he could've finished talking about Jim Morrison, instead of getting sidetracked.

Reposting because I didn't get a (you)

Did anyone else noticed that Jonesy nearly name-dropped the jews after he dropped the Dresden-pill?
youtu.be/koV35GjMNVw?t=355
5:55
>...They manipulated him, Neville Chamberlain and all them... and bet on the British people in America to come in...they had deals with ...er ...er Je(ws) with er... Roosevelt... to then bring us into the war... and that was the whole master plan

I've watched his podcast since the start. Joe has an iron fucking bladder. They weren't going to "pee", they were either doing coke in the bathroom or talking to someone outside the room.

>There's this giant consciousness that's god... swimming in a giant system of 'survival of the fittest' that god has created to test god's self


wat da fug

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Thanks man. I've been into shamanism generally for some time.

>Also Jones was saying that the ritualistic use of psychedelics ALWAYS led to the collapse by mass murder because of the evil entities that demand blood...the aliens demand sacrifice...which is pretty mental.
We know that a shitload of religions and civilizations have had some kind of usage of hallucinogens. Some we can't really know about anymore.
But there's an alternative to that and it seems to me like a tradition of monasteries and asceticism has somewhat phased out the hallucinogen usage, for whatever reason. And I consider it quite possible that civilizations that have religions based on hallucinogen usage have been more violent, for whatever reason.

IM NOT TRYING TO CONVINCE YOU ALEX

Yeah, you might be onto something here. I wouldn't be surprised at all.

Well if someone accuses you of being a kike, saying you aren't racist is a great way to deny it, all smart people know kikes are the most racist fucks on earth.

>roll over and die attitude
>flag

YEP

Obviously most of what alex said here was bullshit but ignoring the entire fight is a pussy ideology.

sidetracked and shitfaced

This is a good video, jim morrison, frank zappa..
youtube.com/watch?v=t3i4ALdMSt0

You are very welcome.
Indeed, many of the old practices have been hidden from the people. You also have the entire 60s counter culture and use of psychedelics which has led today to degeneracy

check out this video
youtube.com/watch?v=t3i4ALdMSt0

You don't have to be a kike to support them as a Zionist. In fact, I'd argue most Zionists aren't Jews, they're Christians.

I like Alex. I think he secretly hates Jewish supremacy. You guys are too hard on him. Trump never says gas the kikes race war now, but you still suck his dick.

What gives?

He is 100% correct on pretty much everything, you fucking limpwristed mongoloid.
In all fields. Alex is GOAT.

Two dudes go to the bathroom together and come back sniffing.

>totally not coke guys

>AAAAYYYY LMAO BRO spacewarz

don't trust any ayys dumbfuck, take matters into your own hands and God, the first and final creator will reward you

Did we even watch the same podcast? Lmao shill somewhere else asshat.

>animal-human hybrids maybe to create worker-drones
So half caste niggers

forgot to add something...Mwt an ex-mormon one day, he was pretty high up in the organization. Guy explained that much of the Mormon ideas came from a datura trip that Joe Smith had with native americans.
According to him the church hid that entire aspect..the true foundation of the church

"I gotta piss" "so do I"
>both leave and come back at the same time, sniffing and hyped as fuck

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you probably have the attention span of a gnat

>people have a different opinion than I do REEEE
>Shilllllll

LOL you can fuck right off

ya...sorta like:
"do you have tobacco"
"yes, 100% tobacco"

Are you him?

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But sad part is you are propably 99% right.

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True. But you can't support Israel or zionism without being a racist fuck or dumb, so Alex's response of I'm not racist still makes sense in the context of Are You A Zionist?

Most Zionists fly the anti-racist flag, usually accompanied by "the left is the real racists you guys".

"do you have piss?"
"Yes 100% piss"
>fuck you Eddie bravo Joe has uncut piss

This is bizarre misinformation. Everything from t. gondii brain parasites through human pig hybrids has shown up on the BBC science feeds in the last year. Put the tranny down, João .

"might have to use elon musks flamethrower to light the next joint"
>passes the tobacco around

The toxoplasmosis segment was valid, the brain parasite stuff was good...notice it was before Bravo and Rogan got blasted.

Him saying there is no cure for toxoplasmosis is bullshit however.

You're absolutely correct, you're allowed your retarded opinions.

Damn, wouldn't be surprised really.
That'd be a really bad black mark on the mormons, though their views are ridiculed anyway.

He kept saying that drugs and or going clinically dead for 5 minutes would put the elite on the room with the interdimensional ayys to discuss things. I had heard that the elite have the tech to put on a helmet and transfer their consciousness to an avatar body deep underground and they would have their meetings that way for maximum security.

Heard this on /x/ though so who knows. I think the breakaway civilization is definitely real and who knows what tech they have.

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good eye with the cocaine break...
Joe and Bravo were so fucking blasted...in the end all Joe could say was "food"..."hungry"
his two eyeballs were floating in the same socket.

I love how Jones smoked, probably took a few bumps and told Joe to down his drink LOL
Jones was ready to go for another 5-6 hrs.

This was not his first cocaine cowboy rodeo

At this point Alex Jones is effectively describing the plot of Neon Genesis Evangelion

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So trump did make anime real?

I hate that they always put Eddie bravo on whenever Alex comes. He just interrupts and sidetracks the conversation, and his flat earth thing just makes everyone involved look ridiculous

I KNOW, I KNOW I'VE LET YOU DOWN

According to him they had to hide this little aspect of the mormon church for that reason. They are not at all like the early mormons.

Guy told me there is an entire book about his insane datura trip.
I would love to read it if it exists.

Holy fuck yeah good catch.. the time they left Eddie by himself Jaimie seemed uneasy and said they can’t both go.. and wouldn’t let Eddie change the subject. Hmmm..

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behold, mental illness is not a joke people.

That was very annoying.

One campaign promise he's actually followed through on. I wish it was a less depressing anime though.

Alex's wife is Jewish, hes talked about it on the Howard Stern show. He will never entertain jewish theories for this reason alone, its highly personal for him

Britbong is a shit skin

>demons tell people not to have children (cultural marxism)
>but muh nazis
>even though nazis wanted white children
why doesn't he just say the jews contact these demons with their kabbalah magic. his theory doesn't make sense if you leave out the jews. its like how early european mathematicians tried to solve equations without using negative numbers. you'll eventually hit a roadblock. Jones hit the roadblock and starts talking about fucking elves.

>watching men go to the bathroom
>caring whatsoever
faggot

Getting the 99.9% to buy in will be the greatest ruse ever perpetrated.

Hey did you see what those Kardashian's are up to? Wacky shit.

You’ve clearly never done coke or have been around people high af on cocaine. Trust me they’re not doing blow in the bathroom. However they are drinking a shit ton of vodka and whiskey.

So's Joe's.

I think it's more likely theyr'e talking to a handler. Whenever they come back from the bathroom the topic changes.

I covered that in an earlier post.
Many people who smoke DMT perceive what they call "machine elves". Inter-dimensional beings, some call them demons.

These "demons" have a folklore link with the source of the DMT, the mimosa hostilis plant which is known as Black Jurema by the native people in its natural habitat. The plant was believed to be tethered to tricksters the natives call Saci or Caipora.

Black Jurema is not supposed to be consumed without the use of White Jurema as well. The folklore is very specific about this. Additionally, the roots could only be harvested by virgin women for the shaman and the brew itself was used to go to war unlike ayahuasca from the amazon basin (which also requires the protection of the queen of the jungle P. Viridis).

ayahuasca and anahuasca are very different experiences. Anahuasca (M. Hostilis) is a much darker experience.

Should we have let the Soviets gobble up all the German scientists?

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>senpai
>desu

KYS

Insight you morons don't deserve: in talking about "interdimensional aliens," Alex is just attempting to rebrand long understood esoteric insights for mass consumption. "Aliens" is more fun to the average brainlet than esoteric explanations of higher and lower dimensional conscious structures/systems.

We're all interfacing with a higher-dimensional consciousness every day: the egregore called /pol. Many of you have likely directly communed directly with extradimensional minds in your dreams -- and if you have, you will remember the dream in vivid detail for the rest of your life (though the symbolism of the dream may be difficult to understand).

The irony here is that Jones's ramblings about "aliens" will likely be the most ignored element of this podcast, when in fact it's probably the most profound truth he dropped -- though riddled with fantasy and fun to make it palatable to the masses.

>what are word filters
fuck off newfag

so what you're saying is that the frankfurt school took DMT and had machine elves tell them to subvert white countries.

Or maybe the flow of conversation has been interrupted by a bathroom break and they have to come up with something else to talk about. AJ is drunk as piss talking about vivid dreams of him in Conan the Barbarian situations. Lol. Where’s your handler? You need to get back to them

Thanatonautics.

Adrenochrome.

I didn't have much trouble making sense of it.
Then again I was baked.