>In addition to loving MAN and Bigfoot, a lot of readers have fetishes that are straight-up forbidden to write about in Amazon, like bestiality. And that, friends, is why werewolves are so huge in that market:
>cracked.com
Welp, I just learned that there's an entire category of smut created by women who have the hots for bigfoot.
They like beastal men dominating them
Its not rocket science
im basically bigfoot physically but im actually very beta
why must i carry such a burden
>cracked
Because you’re a pozzed faggot
Take cold showers and stop caring what women want
Just grab them by the pussy
They're all anthropomorphic, it's just gangbang smut and not very interesting at that.
funny shit is they are mostly written by men under female names hahahahahah
>And then bigfoot used his large hands forcibly
>he twisted and wrung
>with a suprise half-yelp, half-growl that was all unmistakably pleasure
>he opened the pickle jar
>Chapter 13: Bigfoot cuts the grass and reduces the carboard boxes
Public water, vaccines, and media.
i dont think i have hiv
I think it's pretty damn close to bestiality.
Yeah but it's kind of weird that they fetishize apemen / animal men. You don't see men fetishizing ape women even though said ape women could be fertile.
Oh FFS.
Beauty and the Beast is one of the earlier examples of this.
It's not fucking bestiality. It's an allegory. The beast, or werewolf, or monster or whatever
is a man.
What gets women off are strong powerful men. Well what do they want? resources, security, which means they have to tame the beast.
It's definitely weird porn, but it's universally about getting and taming a man.
It's another reason you shouldn't be a soi drinking cuck. That's a turn off for women.They want you strong, wealthy, competent and dominating.
This.
women are sooooo dishonest
Real women like tall muscular hairy men. There's nothing new about this.
This, I'm beyond sick of their bullshit. All my fucking life listening to roastards telling me how awful and dishonest men are, how stupid they are. I wish all men could fly off to mats for a year and see how a female only society unfolds.
It's a shit test, which, by giving a fuck, you have already lost.
uh, no
actually, women have an inherent self subjugation which allows them to deal with the problems of raising children effectively
rape fantasies are about being taken against ones will, bestial fantasies are about being taken by primary and unstoppable forces
these aren't "allegories" for the ingredients of long lasting healthy relationships, they are smut to tickle the sexual fantasy of a women to allow her to get off
It’s all about finding that niche market I suppose.
The ramifications of bigfoot and the Anderson's could never be predicted in clown world.
>Women are more perverted than Men.
Yes, yes they are.
a lot of gay men are consuming that kind of shit, just fyi. see also, blacked.
>Jow Forums memes are real life
well now I've seen everything
Shut up you fucking idiot. You are trying to excuse a LIFETIME of dishonesty as a test of masculinity that you, being the utter memeflag stud you are, would have passed, but I the beta would have failed. This is just oblique whiteknighting and your a stupid fucking cunt kys.
LOOOOOOOLL
imagine getting this buttblasted for getting basically dominated by the weaker sex. There is absolutely nothing more pathetic than being an incel, congratulations on blaming half of the entire world for your own inability to breed you seething genetic dead-end crybabies
Grud have big club. Grug clubbing man. Taking woman back to cave.
Also how can you not give a shit if you literally cannot trust a single things a person says, how fucking god damned stupid are you?
>Women Are More Perverted Than Men
Nope.
I love stories about werehorses.
>They like beastal men dominating them
Its not rocket science
As a femanon, this is the main reason why I’ve been slowly finding black men more attractive than white males.
Women are far gayer than men.
>Women Are More Perverted Than Men
How new?
A book about bigfoots dick hardly compares to Max Hardcore
Trannies dont count
>be aspiring model
>finally get offer
>on the cover of "seduced by bigfoot and ravaged by the yeti"
Would you?
Depends, would I have to bring my own yeti costume?
>More perverted
Do you realize how much degenerate porn men have created? And your comparing dudes fucking kids to a warewolf book?
Wanting to have sex with a 6'2" Italian and fantasizing about sex with an apeman are different things. The latter also has obvious implications when it comes to racemixing & r vs K selection (if a woman fetishizes apemen then she's a small step away from getting blacked).
Ad hominem much? I could be a gay transgender nigger and that wouldn't impact the validity of what I'm writing about.
God that's ridiculous.
Yeah it's kind of depressing when you first realize how depraved women are. I was raised to put women on a pedestal and view them as weak but relatively innocent. Once I woke up it was like 'well, at least now things make sense.'
But it's still a bitter pill to swallow because the blue pilled version of women is what men actually want.
There's also the whole faggot community revolving around giving each other STDs. Bug Chasing, they call it.
pretty much
why do you think women sleep with conquerors voluntarily?
Men fetishize snake and cat women
It's not an ad hominem to call you an incel when you're actually an incel, it's a criticism of your credentials.
You're like somebody who has never been to japan trying to tell everybody what japanese people are like
It's a shitpost, which, by getting butthurt, you have fallen into my trap.
Yeah, you can thank the chosenites and your recent ancestors for empowering whammen and emasculating men. Whammen mostly parrot unintelligibly what they are being told.
Words aren't the only thing that is being told. Learn about female nature and their emotions and you won't be dissapointed.
It is recommended for us to become men, so that we can pick younger and less ruined females.
Yep. I for one welcome this revelation after having been raised around empowered mentally stunted adults(women). Naivety is what got us into this mess in the first place.
wtf I love niggers now
>And your comparing dudes fucking kids to a warewolf book?
Never said that, besides pedophilia is so rare in both genders that it isn't really worth mentioning.
>It's not an ad hominem to call you an incel when you're actually an incel,
You don't know if I'm an incel or not. Truthfully I am very open about the fact that I've been with women but have had bad relationships with them and found them hard to relate to.
The hardest pill to swallow was realizing that the better I treated women the less interested they were and the worse I treated them the more interested they were. That's not a pleasant realization to make for a man.
>You don't know if I'm an incel or not. Truthfully I am very bad about the fact that I've been with women but have had open relationships with them and found them hard to relate to.
yikes
Women can not write true erotica like this
asstr
~Sterling/thetroublewithgurleypets
Just like beta males fall in love with cartoon girls, washed up house wife drybags would do anything for and attention - even fuck a fucking monster. It's not quantum physics.
Men fetishize snakes and mares and irl shitskins fuck all sorts of animals all the time
good girl. crave our big black cocks and don't forget to develop a nice big fat round booty for your black man.
>I hear the sound of leaves crunching behind me and freeze
>Slowly I look back over my shoulder to see five hulking forms at the entrance of the chamber
>"Please let me go" I finally say turning towards them
>The beasts advance forward and in the pale light I can see now that they are fully erect
>Their huge cocks springing out from their ripped bodies like thick tree trunks
>"don't kill me" I beg
>The largest of the minotaur breaks off from the pack approaching me confidently as the others hang back and watch
>He looks down at me with his huge bull head
and grunts with a hot blast of air
>I cower in fear, ready to be torn to pieces
>Instead of goring me through with his giant horns, the beast just stands there
>I cant help but notice that from head down, there's something incredibly attractive about this creature
>His features are so similar to a human warrior that, I can't help but become aroused
Next she gets Eiffel towered, like I said, boring anthropomorphic shit
Why are you twisting my words around? I'm a fairly honest guy and will answer questions if asked in a respectful manner.
how stiff is your anime pillow? I bet it has the texture of a rice crispy square
>Yep. I for one welcome this revelation after having been raised around empowered mentally stunted adults(women). Naivety is what got us into this mess in the first place.
Yeah I think the Victorian Era confused men about the actual nature of women (by putting women under very strict restrictions) and men began to lose sight of women's actual nature.
>Learn about female nature and their emotions and you won't be dissapointed.
Eat a hot bowl of shit you fucking memeflaggot nigger. I've learnt everyfuckingthing I need to know about roastards and I don't need condescending advice by some little bitch to afraid too show his flag. Fucking die if aids you cocksucking dog blower.
Yeah, see you're being obnoxious and combative. If you have a serious question ask it otherwise go take your midol and stuff off.
>everybody who thinks I'm pathetic for being an incel is a roastie
and you wonder why everybody makes fun of you
There's no point in having a conversation with you because you're not interested in talking - only using shaming tactics & insults to try to bludgeon men into being quiet about things you don't want discussed.
Whether you're a roastie or a married man is irrelevant. It's your tactics & obnoxiousness that is the issue.
Sweet sweet butthurt, lmao. Actually I sympathize with you, BUCKO. Jk. Us men will have to man up in order to enjoy women again. Blue collar shit on the countryside.Their job is childrearing and homemaking. Unfortunately roasties over a certain age are all lost to cultural marxism and infertility.
>Women into 6ft4-6 hairy dudes having their way in a woods some where.
Shit I wish I didn't shave my beard now.
>I want to shame women for choosing stronger mates
>I don't want to be shamed for being an incel
fucking lmaoooo
>Welp, I just learned that there's an entire category of smut created by women who have the hots for bigfoot.
And now I did too
Thanks user
You should be fucking dead from shame a fucking leaf
I'm not so sure about that
Hello Schlomo
>leaf flag bad
>Do you realize how much degenerate porn JEWS have created? And your comparing dudes fucking kids to a warewolf book?
ftfy
>this shit exists
I thought I’d seen it all after years of hentai, but apparently I’ve yet to be graced by such a refined form of degeneracy.
>As a femanon
You just keep putting words in my mouth, leaf. I already pointed out that it makes sense for women to fetishize tall strong Italian men : But fetishizing animalistic traits is weird and self-destructive. Just look at all the women who get knocked up by troublemakers and expect other men to take care of their kids.
>there's an entire category of smut created by women who have the hots for bigfoot.
Yeah it's called Twilight
>necrophilia
>bestiality
Written by an LDS
Also, pitbulls are bad mmm'kay.
>But fetishizing animalistic traits is weird and self-destructive.
>w-why don't women like nice guys like me??
really magnetizes my macadamias
kek
You are either too stupid or too brainwashed to realize what I am getting at. It is 100% logical for women to want to have sex with tall, athletic, competent, masculine men. That makes sense.
Wanting to have sex with animalistic men on the other hand is obviously not good for anyone. It's disgusting and repulsive on a very deep level.
>women should only be attracted to what I would be attracted to if I was a woman
what a colossal faggot
I just learned I could make money by writing disgusting smut and selling it to horny women
>Lives in buttfuck nowhere
>Avoids normies like the plague
>Autistic rees
>Furry and large fucker
>Smells bestial
Bigfoot's a super beta
Is that fucking Harambe?
Once again you avoid discussing the evolutionary aspects of this and focus on shaming insults (calling me a fag).
You people are so predictable.
ROFL at least he's having a good time in his afterlife.
>stop gay shaming me
lmao
Go ahead and laugh. there was an article about this author and how she was able to put her kids through college writing this shit.
If you had any talent. Well...
The fetishize serial killers as well.
Faggot
krk
>he's never heard of Chuck Tingle books
>ima seperate your from pussy
DOUBT IT
D and c nigger
Sage
This one is the next American classic.
that's all these threads ever are. "I can't get laid so nobody else should, fuck you chads"
I never said. Once again you are putting words in my mouth and twisting my arguments around.
>If women went after nice little guys like me instead of big mean jocks it would be way better for genetics!
this is your argument
White women's obssession with black men makes sense now.
WTF
Why are you being an asshole?
jfc
No, it's not. I already said it made sense for women to be attracted to tall & athletic guys:
My exact words:
> It is 100% logical for women to want to have sex with tall, athletic, competent, masculine men. That makes sense.
You are literally a noxious, lying rat who is trying to skew this thread off topic while constantly claiming I said things I didn't. Your ability to lie about things that are written a half page up is astounding.