Capitalism in a nutshell:

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>Thirty muffins are distributed among three people

This isn't capitalism.

>Everything you own and use for your daily life is created by those with 29 muffins
I think you'll be shocked to learn that Elon Musk does not personally hand-craft every Tesla automobile

>person with 1 muffin is the proletarian who bakes the muffins
>person with 29 muffins is the bourgeois "manager" who has never been inside a kitchen in his life
>person with 0 muffins doesn't have a job, but WTF kind of sociopath are you if you think not-starving should be a privilege and not a right?

The guy with 29 muffins was the guy making them

Muffins are bad for you so it's good that they don't have them.

Plot twist:The muffins eat YOU

30 muffins would not be ‘distributed’. You would have had to work for them and the Person that provided the most useful and desirable service would have earned the most muffins. The second guy also being smart would have helped the first guy with his service earning some of the first persons muffins for himself, enough that he is comfortably fed.The third worthless person would have earned little to no muffin because he’s a nigger, complained that it’s not fair and everyone should share their muffins, then accused the first two of racism.

Socialism in a nutshell:
No one gets any muffins because there aren’t any.

Literally how is this acceptable or even sustainable as an economic model?

>work 80 hours a week at minimum wage until you're promoted to CEO

hahaha do you actually think this is how it works?

Okay, how about
>one person bakes 30 muffins
>his boss takes 29 muffins while boasting loudly about "job creation" and tells Joe that if he wants more muffins he should stop being lazy

Came to say this

>Thirty muffins are made by three people.
ftfy.
No one distributes anything in capitalism. You have to make/take it yourself.

The average Soviet citizen in the 1960's ate roughly 2000Kc a day; slightly less than the average American, which is why you've never seen a fat communist. Why is this "lel mass starvation" still a meme? Did you know that the mass starvation in south-east Asian socialist republics was largely due to Americans spraying crops with chemical weapons? Which is a war crime, you fucking monster? You think it's cool to whitewash war crimes?

The few workers left, who haven't been replaced by robots, would not be able to build those cars without Tesla's design and startup capital.

There are no "human rights" the weak deserve to die

Lol then why did they wanna leave if it was so great comrade?

> distributed

Thats where you commies get it wrong. A more apt analogy would be;

There are three men. One, through hard work, toil and patience, accumulates 29 muffins. One is lazy, doesnt apply himself and does the bare minimum, and earns a single muffin. The last is even more lazy, living off the labour of others while demanding the man who rightfully earned his 29 muffins give him some because he deserves something for being alive.

Capitalism is at its core forced altruism; I have to provide something you need to make money; i.e i have to contribute to society and the economy to get something back. Those who work hard and provide something lots of people need and are willing to pay for will make more money.

Furthermore, thanks to capitalism even the poorest in the west have tvs, iphones and internet connections. Its not perfect, but its better than the alternatives. You earn what your peers value your contribution to society at.

Normally I work less than 40 hours a week. Come into the office at 9am and leave at 4pm. I don't care about being the CEO since a $120k salary is good enough for now

The only people who don’t succeed in a capitalist society are the lazy, and ignorant, or the unfortunate few with legit health issues

I didn’t go to college, have an avaerage IQ, average looks, and I make over 150k a year. It’s so stupidly easy, all you have to do is work hard, And not cause problems. prove you’re worth more money to your employer and worth the promotions. Take every oprtunity given to you to better yourself. If your employer doesnt recognize your hard work then you leave and find a new employer that will. This isn’t rocket science. I’ve done it for nearly 25 years, and I’m average at it at best.

As long as the niggers paid for those muffins, I don't give a fuck how they distribute them.

I love how all your analogies fail to account for money and you assume your frail stand in for it, muffins, will be distributed. Sounds like you're saying communism doesn't work.

Its an economic model made for evil, hate and antagonism, i.e. satanic

fuck off tripfag

This desu senpai

better would be, first guy makes the muffins, the second guy buys them dirt cheap (will not accept any higher, baker has no choice but to sell) using money he just borrowed from a generous (((fourth guy))), at interest of course, and sells them to the third guy who pays with his welfare cash

>why did they wanna leave
idk the grass is always greener? There are also a lot of high-profile cases of Americans wanting to move to the USSR (Marilyn Monroe being a famous example).

>"I got mine"
>lol yeah a lot of people are starving in the streets, but I'm not one of them, the system works :^)

giBSS PLs mufFINS

1950s propaganda did its job well

Na not really, if you compare the number of defectors it’s not even close. Nice try tho

This. Even in your initial argument socialists can’t break the mindset of the State as all-owning nanny.

> Hunt some imaginary commies while the bankers import cheap beaners goy

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> desu senpai
Cringe

>One person has 29 muffins

Yeah because either they or their relatives worked their fucking asses off for it. Fuck off back to fagistan laddy. you want to have 29 muffins? work your bollox off then and don't be jealpus of others if you don't have what it takes.

>food analogy
pathetic
>distributed
stopped reading right there

Muffins aren’t distributed by some magical entity, they’re distributed to those who help out their fellow man the most.

>they or their relatives worked their fucking asses off for it
rofl why don't you walk into an NAACP meeting and tell them their ancestors were "lazy", tell me how that works out for you.

You are fucking dumb. The people who pay for the muffins are the people who get the muffins. Distribution ain't free, and the people who pay get. It's all very simply once you forget Marx ever lived.

Oh wow a short analogy about muffins. This is definitely the same as reading an economics book. There you have it folks, communism is the answer because muffins.

capitalism in a nutshell
>be 7 billion apes
>do a capitalism
>a capitalism works if you have many intelligent actors in the market
>but alas the apes were fucking retarded
>the end

>Strawmanned Capitalism
How about you talk about the meme of creating more muffins from finite resources? Or trying to take muffins from the "One person" and hope he doesn't immediately Venezueala you and flee the country with all his wealth?
>Sage

No system is perfect because we do not live in a perfect world and we never will. At least I'm lucky to live in a capitalistic country which is objectively better than other ideologies such as socialism or communism

They were though.

>objectively better than other ideologies such as socialism or communism
Dang rite buoy gotta shanction dem commie socialists fo naut letting Fred op'n 'is oil taynk deyr yeehaw

Did you come up with this model while you were high on meth?

It's not though.
This is a more apt analogy.

>3 men share an apartment
>First man prepares 30 muffins with his money and time, but does not put them in the oven cause he ran out of time before leaving for work
>First man calls second man. Tells him he can have a few muffins if he puts them in the oven for when the first man comes back. Second man agrees.
>First man eventually makes it back to the apartement after work. Gives second man 5 muffins, keeps the rest.
>Third man gets up at 6pm, sees that first man has 25 muffins and second has 5. Third man freaks out, demanding muffins.
>First man hands him a muffin out of kindness
>Third man continues to screech about how it is unfair that there is such a large muffin imbalance

>overtaxed white farmer produced the grain
>privileged beaner low wage jew run sweatshop with sweet tax credits and exempt from regulations placed on goyim "mill" assembled the ingredients with gmo poison
>Nigger driving a truck part time while smoking crack delivered them to Circle K, the company is the only one allowed owned by the jewish mafia is union
>You paid for it with EBT

Tell me faggot what about this 10% or less of rugged marxiod "capitalism" has anything to do with your inane fantasies

>Thinks that the chimp reaction of blacks shows the virtues of blacks

Fucking retarded

If you think they're so lazy why don't you say it to their faces? Are you secretly ashamed of what you believe?

You're close.

Feudal monarchy is (literally) God-tier.

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WHO MADE THE MUFFINS

WHAT IS STOPPING ANY OF THESE PEOPLE FROM MAKING THEIR OWN MUFFINS

GTFO YOU COMMIE

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It's literally just a form of fascism with a different name

Communism in a nutshell:

Every person has 10 muffins, however only 1 person made the muffins

Person A with 29 muffins, owns a bakery where Person B baked all 30 muffins and was paid 1 muffin, while Person C has no job, no muffins, and is eyeballing Person B and his muffin because Person A lives behind a 10ft wall.

The optimal solution here is to kill Person A and Person C and give Person B all the muffins.

except the third man gets up at 6 because he does shifts in the floor factory for half a muffin a day. Now you can talk capitalism and the increasing inbalance of capital among people, the impossibility to overrule saturated markets, the role of unions to protect workers rights and salaries, etc.

>WHO MADE THE MUFFINS
The guy who has only one muffin made the muffins.

>WHAT IS STOPPING ANY OF THESE PEOPLE FROM MAKING THEIR OWN MUFFINS
The guy with 29 muffins owns the kitchen and anything it produces.

He isn't even going to eat all of them, he'll eat like 3 or 4 and then throw the rest of it away.

>kill Person A and Person C and give Person B all the muffins
Now you're getting it :)

Capitalism is a nutshell: was working just fine before some cumbeard came along looking for cum

based pole back at it again

so person number three can dumpster dive then

damn nature is pretty sociopathic then eh?

Raped

Fascism in a nutshell.

Fifty muffins currently exist. There are 4 men. One man owns the oven, one man operates the oven, one man gathers the ingredients, and one man refuses to work.

The man who owns the oven and buys the ingredients owns 10 muffins. That's all a person can eat before they go bad anyway, so that's all the government says he is allowed to have.

The man who runs the oven owns 6 muffins. He can only eat 4 a day, but he gets two more for his work. Under a capitalist system he would get just the 4 muffins because he is unskilled labor and can be exploited.

The man who gets the ingredients also has 6 muffins, because the owner of the oven wasn't allowed to keep more than 10 muffins. The government holds onto the extra muffins and uses them as it sees fit to improve the nation for the better,because the ruler is a member of the community, not a jew plundering it. There are also muffins to spare because the horde of shitskins who contribute nothing but still eat muffins were kicked out.

The man who refuses to work was shot, by the way.

That's backwards. Monarchy came first.

no, this is capitalism:

one dude, who worked real hard and saved up money, buys a muffin factory, hires another dude to run the muffin machines and makes 100 muffins a day and sells them for $1 each. the muffin worker makes $5 from the $100 he made for the owner, so the owner makes $95 (simplified, not counting the resources used to make the muffins, maintaining the machines, etc.). the owner, not satisfied with only making $95, decides to lower the wages of his workers down to $4. he can only do this, however, if he works with every other muffin factory in the area (easy to do, theres not that many owners) to depress wages. and he does. eventually, they all want to pay the muffin worker just $.01, but at starvation wages, the workers rebel. the muffin workers strike and riot, and the muffin owner sends the national guard to clamp down on the workers. some workers are killed, triggering outrage by the public and "socialist" reforms are enacted, but barely do anything, merely allowing the workers to have wages that they won't make them strike. repeat for 300 years, until the workers have gibs up the wazoo, but still are unhappy because the problem is the muffin owners, who still own all the factories, and are still trying to pay us $.01 without anyone noticing.

>Muffins

Stopped reading.

I actually read OP's post instead of shitposting immediately, sorry OP.

Well we have been told that the one guy must borrow muffins from the 29muffin guy so lets say he borrows 1 muffin so 1muffin guy is now 2muffin guy (muh social standing among fellow cucks) Ahem... So the now 28muffin guy agrees with Mr 2muffun to return 1 muffin plus another whole muffin. Of course now 2muffin has become -1muffin with now 30muffin has an extra muffin. So -1muffin asks to work with 30muffin for a portion of muffins to pay the muffin owed. 30muffin would like the muffin owing and -1muffin to payoff the debt and get his muffin back.

Anyway after the financing deals and 0muffin would like to get his first muffin, the three plead with the baker to bake more muffins. 30muffin man argues he must get 30 more muffins like he did last time. Of course it displeases -1muffin and 0muffin, the baker may argus that 30 muffins is a lot for him and its plenty. The baker adds that he would just bake a few muffins for the other two. 30muffin complains and as a self proclaimed "best customer" the baker leaves and a new baker is appointed. The new baker delivers on the 30 extra muffins so now 60muffin is pleased. -1muffin and 0muffin are displeased and become more vocal than ever. 60muffin is nervous he now knows that muffins ought to be given to them or he may have much less than before. 60muffin noticed in the next village that the bakers make 60muffins at time to be distributed 60muffin asks that baker to give him 60 muffins. Baker says the same as the baker in his village so 60muffin runs to -1muffin and 0muffin convincing them that the next village threatens the viability of the muffins in their village, so -1muffin and 0muffin enlist...

No matter the ism the bottom underlying problem is humans.

Sounds comfy muffin man

>Distributed

Obvious communist cuck shill is obvious. So Moishe, hedge funds and porn not producing enough subversion for you these days?

>one man refuses to work.
If that isnt the frat cum rag turned mother advice I dont know what is

> the muffin workers strike and riot, and the muffin owner sends the national guard to clamp down on the workers. some workers are killed, triggering outrage

This happens all the time in third world countries, but they're brown and White America has basically been trained not to care about them, so :/

>The man who refuses to work was shot, by the way.
I'd like to know what someone refusing to work looks like. Under capitalism, many people who want to work are displaced by low-skill, low-intelligence drones. Are people who refuse to do something outside of their expertise considered work shy? Is everyone given a job in the field they want and are skilled in?

Monarchy is better than fascism because everybody is provided with their place based on birth. Greed is totally eliminated. Everyone is fulfilled and gets what they need.

"Just as in the Party, anyone can reach any position, if he is capable, and just as even the poorest child of our nation can aspire to any government position, even the highest one."
-Adolf Hitler

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>distributed
>capitalism
not how it works

This continues until productivity reaches a point where muffins are almost worthless. To maintain the system government steps in and makes everything more difficult which ends in a world where most jobs don't actually produce any muffins. Welcome to the service economy. Socialists have no solutions to the issues of capitalism so the world will hobble forward with regular global crashes and pointless wars until the damage caused by arrogant ideologues is reversed and Christian values with local ethnic identities are reestablished.

>Distributed

Allow me to help you, as you literally just described Communism and not Capitalism.

Capitalism can be equated to three individuals who graduate high school. Upon graduation, they seek a career in baking.

The first person goes to culinary school and later obtains a degree in business. He opens his own bakery on a small business loan and works tirelessly for 80 hour weeks. He pays off his debts and improves his business, working diligently to expand to more locations and streamline the baking process. After many years of hard work, self sacrifice, and taking a huge risk, the business is profitable and the first person retires with millions in the bank while his business continues to flourish.

The second person goes to work for the first person and never obtains advanced degrees, nor does he care to. He shows hard work and does a good job, resulting in him climbing the corporate ladder. After many 40-60 hour weeks and learning the trade, he makes it to regional manager and earns a nice salary from the boss. He retires with a good 401K and a small house that is paid off.

The third person doesn't graduate high school and panders about how life is unfair and that the elite are oppressing the poor. He spends most of his days working part time or collecting welfare. He does nothing to better himself, has no skills to offer. He works for person #2 as a cashier and does a poor job, coming in late and not willing to out forth extra effort. He is fired and collects unemployment/welfare that person #1 and #2 pay for with their taxes.

>Allow me to help you, as you literally just described Communism and not Capitalism.
Great triple somersault, didnt stick the landing

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Communism - goods are (((distributed))) amongst the people. However, the elite, such as the political ruling class, receives as much as they want. Think Joseph Stalin and his crystal glasses, fine champagne, and ornate gold decor. Or even fat Maduro and his famous desk empanadas whilst his countrymen starve. Those that are lucky enough to get goods are always in fear of others stealing it.

100% accurate description of your communist paradise.

Inb4
>communism has never been properly executed

No capitalism is like this.
A wealthy muffin baker has 30 muffins to sell fairly for money or for work helping create more muffins.

Person B uses money earned fairly through work and honest living to purchase a single muffin as he does not wish to live outside his means. He continues the cycle of wealth with his contribution and allows himself to indulge in capitalism approved social welfare of donating a few dollars to the local crazy person being a layabout outside the bakery.

Person C is a filthy socialist who protests outside the bakery because his mom kicked him out of the house at the young age of 37. Having no job, no degree, no qualifications, and having already been fired from the bakery in question for smoking pot on the job, the individual spends his time living off of the workers of the world while protesting the very world keeping him alive.

>They are starving I tell you!
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>Thirty muffins are distributed
try again

>its not real communism
>but all the achievements and good parts through the shitstorm are plus signs for communism
K goodbye jew go back to your faggot discord.

Its not my fault that I dont like sucking cock

Capitalism is built on risks, if u are a slave faggot with no desire to pursuit your goal than you are doomed. Socialism is an ideal that cant be practically applied without assured destruction, the core of its problems is the state, they end up being usless niggers.

You can mix both systems like nordic Scandinavian countries but socialism end up being parasitic to the capitalist system.