NY & LA aren't the real US, travel more Yuropoor

How the fuck do you "vacation" in LA or new york? The only thing worth traveling to see and do in america are landscapes and outdoors stuff like mountain climbing and backpacking and kayaking. All of our interesting history was built of wood and no longer stands, and our most famous pre-modern building is a dilapidated spanish church that got captured once.

Florida man here. It’s fine to visit here. If you want to stay away from liberals, just avoid Orlando or Miami. Even then in those places, it’s still better than Cali. Florida has been governed mostly conservative for the past decade.

>go to broadway show
>shop at some store
>see hollywood studio tour
Eurotards are NPCs, they mostly do NPC things.

Visiting LA is hilarious. Wtf is there even to do there? Eat tacos? Take selfies with the homeless? WOW CELEBRITIES. ffs just go to Yosemite you faggots...or better yet, don't.

You could fly to some place more fun, more affordable, and less of a liberal snakehole. Like New Orleans

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Montana has one of the biggest concentrations of Croatians.

>get robbed and shot in Florida
stop visiting South Florida retard there is nothing down there worth visiting besides the Sawgrass Mall

Also retards like you have no concept of American geography. I have Croatian relatives. They visited me in NYC and asked if we could take a day trip to LA.

Don't come here. America is a wasteland.

i have no desire to visit any part of florida but eurofags do for some reason

>incestfest in Alabama

So true lel. That's where the drumpf voters come from

You are right stay away, you would never like it here.

underrated

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Pic related is a map of all landmines in Croatia. At least we don't have this.

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>I've never actually been to most of America, but I'm certain there isn't anything to see there
You sound like someone from NY or LA

Arizona's one of the prettiest places in the world dude. The Grand Canyon is worth it alone.

high iq

>ITS NOT THE REAL US BECAUSE I DONT LIKE IT

if this is really your thought process then the US died a long time ago and it won't be revived. only something new can be created

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people visiting should see the natural parts of america. theres commie (cities) jungles everywhere you go around the world.

go see yellowstone or something

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Here in America, respect your fellow man
Some foreign cultures don't understand
We got this little rule and it's called elbow room
Pertaining to the spatial occupancy you consume
If I'm in front in line, then you should stay behind
Until I get my ice and soda.It's such a simple thing
It's called first come first serve
Wooden clogs that smash my feet I really don't deserve

In every region it seems there's a legion
Of impatient close talking slime, That cut in line
Barge me with your walking' spray me with your talking'
I am the ambassador of kick your assador

What's your affinity for my vicinity
There's plenty room here in your country
It's just good etiquette to use deodorant
Maybe smelling bad's the way you choose to represent

Boozy and stinking' I smell what your thinking
I just need a little more space, Get out my face

Barge me with your walking, spray me with your talking
Back the fuck up asshole, shut your bread and cheese hole
Trying to make myself clear, give me just a foot here
You offend my sinus, I'll kick your royal highness
I'll see your Euro-barge by friend, and raise you one Ugly American

In every region it seems there's a legion
Of impatient close talking slime, That cut in line
Barge me with your walking' spray me with your talking'
Push you out of the way sock you in the patte
Step right off you inbred, hygiene like a deadhead
I am the ambassador, of fucking kick your assador!