AYO listen up

Aladdin is lucky niggers can't count to three.

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k, i want to be omnipotent, and as for other two, i want you and op to be immortal, and subjects to newly ressurected unit 731

I wish for more genies, then

I wish for more genie's.

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No niggers
I'll save the last 2.

They should have make Shaq a genie again.

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I want a book that is written like the script of a movie and it's just about anytime someone has ever spoken about me, in a positive, neutral or negative sense.(the book also update anytime people start to talk about me)

I want to be able to start my life over again, but with all my memories of events that happened.

I also want the ability to time travel to anytime in history and future.
Thank You, that'll be all

1). $1,000,000
2). You to approach me again in 5 minutes
3). You to forget you ever talked to me

1). $1,000,000
2). You to approach me again in 5 minutes
3). You to forget you ever talked to me

how self obsessed you have to be to ask for such book ... jesus christ what a stupid fucking wish "jee, i wan a book that will confirm my insecurities around people"

1.(make it so futuristic niggers stop stealing my ideas)

Dude, just wish for two million... ffs, you're deliberately wasting wishes.

also why the fuck a book, i mean, this book will be short as fuck anyway since you are unintresting faggot, but why not something with search function at least ? why not fucking indestructible kindle that doesn't require charging ... god damnit what a stupid fucking wish kys

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oh gee i dunno, maybe I want the book to see what people think of me and their criticism so i can self improve. I dunno though just a thought

talks like this annoy me greatly

anyone who doesn't think of wishing for omnipotent power is an idiot. are you really this retarded, that the most OP thing you can wish for is more wishes?

Shut up you fucking retard, you don't even know me.
Besides it's better than your wish to want to take big dick Faggot

I'd use a wish to summon a genie who wasn't so stingy

stop lying you twat, for self improvment you can just use your autist vocal cords, and ask the other person, what you really want to know is what people talk about you behind your back that wouldn't tell you, you goddamn tool. what a useless information, and totally worthless when you consider all possible wishes you could have. even standard "gorillion dollarz" is better then that

invincible
flying
infinite ammo

1. No more niggers.
2. No more Jews.
3. No more China people.

The rest of the worlds problems will be fixed with time.

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Ask for more magic lamps

That's why I'm asking for the fucking book you mouth foaming retard, because I want to hear things that they'd say behind my back, things they wouldn't say to my face.
Also why the fuck would I want money if my other wish is to start life all over again

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as i said you goddamn sphagetti eating piece of shit, it's a useless information, if you want a fucking book with hatefull shit written about you, just look at the back of family photos in the album, or your parents testament

A reason to live
A reason to fight
A reason to die for

fuck it's orange not red ... goddamnit, i failed, just assumed i called you potato guzzxling piece of crap

>jews trying to circumvent the rules
typical

They killed him so a Blackman can play genie confirmed.

I wish to know the perfect wish to make.
I wish for another genie lamp or monkey's paw, any item that grants wishes so that I may generate more genie lamps or other magical wish giving items.
Final wish is the wish I obtained from first wish.

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kill all jews except ben shapiro's sister
give her eternal youth
make her into my submissive waifu

1) flip the earth inside out
2) reverse gravity
3) wings for everyone

>spaghetti eating piece of shit
what?
How has this not clicked in your head, what are you fucking retarded?
I take the book read it, I learn all the retarded shit that I do or even just the slightly annoying shit, then I start my life over with the book and all the memories, but this time I have a life without doing all the annoying stuff.

You know what do you want my wishes, because it fucking looks like you do.
You can learn all about why people think you're fucking retarded. Then you can start life over again and not do that

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-I wish for you to all my biddings no strings attached.
-I wish for more demands
-I wish for God tier superpowers

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1). $1,000,000
2). You to approach me again in 5 minutes
3). You to forget you ever talked to me

wait you thought I was Italia, you fucking retard. Just use your fucking eyes nigga, or what are they all black and blue from the kids beating you up at school
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHA

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STOP LYING you orange headed buffon, nothing about your wish is about self-improvment, it's about insecurity about youreself, you could just ask to fix everything bad about you, but you took the long way, and asked for a way to know what other people say behind your back. what they say is not relevant, if you want to change your personality in accordance to complaints of other people you would be even more schizophrenic then you are now, since people contradicts in what they like in people. the book of "i want to be liked" that's what you are asking

I don't remember saying it Wasn't about insecurities.
>you could just ask to fix everything bad about you, but you took the long way
I could do that, but that's for lazyfags and I also get to relive my childhood again.
So shut the fuck up you dirty Indonesian.. oh wait that's Polish, sorry

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I wish all people that are

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>No more Jews
>No more shitskins
>Another magic lamp

1. A small time machine that can fit in my pocket that would alowe me to go back and forward in time
2. The ability to change my age whenever I feel like it and too keep my memories
3. To have an IQ of 180-200 and a photographic memory

1). $1,000,000
2). You to approach me again in 5 minutes
3). You to forget you ever talked to me

1) A working Neuralyzer like in Men in Black
2) fifty million dollars
3) look at this red light

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>Jews gone
>Muslims gone
>Blacks gone

Finally the Earth will be a utopia.

Anyone going to free the nigger genie?

There are an objective 3 best wishes if you follow the "no way to gain more wishes" scenario
>Immortality that ends when I choose
>My brain can hold and correlate and recall every fact about everything in the universe, past, present, and future without any negative effects to me
>The knowledge of everything in the universe, past, present, and future

Congratulations, you are God

(1) I wish for seven extra exact copies of Earth to appear in a stable orbit around the sun, with all eight being equidistant from one another. The copies should not include people, but should include all other aspects of the planet.

(2) I wish for all of the people of the original Earth to be distributed as follows:
>Earth 1: American Republicans
>Earth 2: Americans who aren’t Republicans
>Earth 3: All Blacks
>Earth 4: All Muslims, Arabs, and Indians
>Earth 5: All Latinos
>Earth 6: All Asians
>Earth 7: All other whites
>Earths 8: Anyone not yet covered

(3) I wish for all potential for catastrophe not related to my demographic breakup (such as nuclear power plants that are no longer manned) to be removed from each respective planet.

Then I’d just sit back and watch to see which planet isn’t totally fucked within the year. My guess is that planets 2 and 3 will be literal wastelands within 24 hours.

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moar fishes

>x3

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Lol

you plebs, the real way to OP the genie is to put all of the shit in one YUGE wish

>I wish for an event X to happen causing a chain of events Y to happen specifically, without any consequences Z in each case, all the while X' happened while i shat and came at the same time and also it turned into solid diamonds which coock me breakfast on tuesdays but tuesday isnt actually tuesday. on tuesdays reality collapes and everyone gets reborn as babies which slowly return to their adult form over 25 hours m9, important, because now time goes at a slightly slower period than c and has to deliver no deal brexit. are you getting this genie, im not done....

1. Omnipotence
2. Omniscience
3. Free the genie

not bad

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1. Gommunism
2. Gapidalism
3. :DDDDDDDDDDDDDD

I like these wishes.

I want a 100% rules compliant Candle of Invocation from D&D 3.5e.

1) Wish for all the cool shit and superpowers and etc etc
2) Wish for another genie
3) Wish the current genie to be free of it's curse.
>repeat
>get all the cool shit
>free all the angry djinn bitches.

1st wish: large cock
2nd wish: haram
3rd wish: a second genie
get on my level faggots

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i want to be happy

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All the niggers back to Africa
All the kikes in the ash tray
And a coke

what about panties????

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Don't be a nigger, Gennie

1. I wish that I could wish for more wishes.
2. Infinite wishes.

lel

this gives him a constant flow of income from literally nowhere you kike lover.

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dude, what the fuck is wrong with you?

Just wish for a billion dollars, or even a TRILLION dollars....

why keep up with the unnecessary steps?

it sounds exhausting.

Literally asking for an ATM

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wait how would that work, you'll just be wishing for knowledge you already know?

>wish for the power to fulfill your own wishes
>state specifically that you don't turn into a genie and still have free will
>wish the genie dead
one less nigger genie

I would wish to be born again in the timeline where only whites had ever existed.

because eventually, the money would stop if you just wished for a lot of money and by that point, you would have no genie to help you out.

Also, I'm just agreeing with the guy who started this.

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>you don't even know me
Emofag confirmed

>because eventually, the money would stop

that's why you wish for more money than you can spend.

1) I wish for you to stare into the sun until the sun grows large enough to consume the earth

2) I wish that have to pass a kidney stone every hour

3) I wish for a pot of sphagetti woth meat sauce that never runs out

Wish 1; make Whites be the only race

> The ability to time travel to any place and time on Earth.
> Invincibility for as long as I want it
> The ability to speak and understand any language in history

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1: i wish chainlink was $10000 and that the IRS didnt exist
2: i wish that niggers, spics and jews didnt exist
3: i wish that holochain was worth $100

wrong board

where the fuck are you

Anyone ever hear about the black guy, mexican and white guy who get 1 wish each? The mexican wishes all the blacks were back in africa. In anger, the black guy wishes all the mexicans were dead. The white guy thinks for like 10 minutes and wishes for a can of coke.

i want you, the genie, to die
no other wishes

chop chop, faggot