QUESTION TIME / THIS WEEK THREAD

The final February Question Time / This Week double bill begins in a heavily Remain supporting area with a subpar panel as Catford in Lewisham is tonight's venue. The only real Leaver on the panel is the Conservatives' translucent glasses of Nadhim Zadawi, with utter Labour irritant Barry Gardiner and Palestinian Lib Dem Layla Moran the other politicians on the panel. Fictional school shooter author Lionel Shriver and weird looking German """comedian"""" Henning Wehn complete the line-up.

#comfytime mercifully returns after a week off, and leggy Liz Kendall's 4% first vote share joins THE NEIL and Choo Choo on those Westminster sofas. BRITISH OBAMA (Chuka Umunna) appears to be laughed at regarding The Independent Groupm and Irish musician Imelda May also appears.

Starts in 15 minutes on BBC One. For foreigners / licence fee evaders: tvcatchup.com/watch/bbcone / filmon.com/tv/bbc-one

On QT (10:45pm - 11:45pm):
>Fiona Bruce presents an hour of topical debate from Catford in London. On the panel: Nadhim Zahawi MP, under secretary of state for children and families, chief strategy officer of the oil company Gulf Keystone Petroleum International and co-founder of the polling group YouGov, Conservative; Barry Gardiner MP, shadow secretary of state for international affairs, he also held junior government posts in both the Blair and Brown administrations, Labour; Layla Moran MP, education spokesperson for the Liberal Democrats and the first British MP of Palestinian descent; Lionel Shriver, US-born author of numerous books including the best-selling We Need to Talk about Kevin; and the German comedian, Henning Wehn.

On TW (11:45pm - 12:30am):
>Andrew Neil reviews the political week with Michael Portillo and Liz Kendall, plus a film rounding up the highlights from Richard Madeley. Their guests are Chuka Umunna of the newly-formed Independent Group in Parliament, and the musician Imelda May.

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first for BREXIT

Mods and weebs can go away!
Fuck jannies and fuck anime!

Is there really such a town called “Catford”?

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I miss him

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Maitlis knuckle shuffle time!

>Layla Moran
HOT

And she doesn’t even wear a hijab

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Fiona is unironically much better.

Any of you watch that Satanic Verses program last night?
Last 10-15 minutes was fun, the rest was apologist bollocks - what you would expect from the BBC. But that mad Muslim towards the end was hilarious.

Been up since 4:30am. I can't stop moving. I can't relax but I MUST watch /qt/ with you guys.

Am I stupid?

>Henning Wehn
>German comedian

Neved heard of this guy. Given that we have no humor, I wonder whether he gets employed to be laughed at instead of having him tell jokes.

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But David Dimbleby doesn't have nice legs.

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good evening from a comfy ibis lads, gonna pop my tiny kettle on in a sec and have my /QT/ brew - even for party rings!

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/this/

Fiona actually knows how to chair a fucking discussion. Dimblefart was just old and half blind.

I turned it off after fifteen minutes. What happened at the end?

No, you're a good lad
I've already missed more episodes of Question Time this year (3) than last year

I hate consultants.

he's a meme

youtube.com/watch?v=je621eSIwuM

Bets on Bruce telling someone on the panel that the audience doesn't agree with them, or something of that manner.

>allows people to rant on for minutes on an off topic question completely unrelated to the question that was asked for the discussion
>appeals to the audience for popularity and laughs
Nah she's worse, but considering this is question time it doesn't really matter since it was always going to be shit

its where cat food was invented.

Watch it from about 49:40 that bloke in the glasses.
bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/m0002thf/the-satanic-verses-30-years-on

He's always been funny whenever I've seen him on telly. That's probably why he moved to Britstain, he knew his comedy would be more successful over the river.

What will they discuss tonight?

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Go about acquiring weapons.

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brexit

"crickets"

Not an ARGUMENT!!

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BREEGGZIT
MRS MAY DEAUL
WITH A SPRINKLE OF LABOUR ANTI SEMITISM

molyneux's paki brother kek

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>paki doing a white kid smile

AUSTERRITY

get ready for a fucking German to call Leavers racist, imperial-minded fascists

more of a Dogford person myself

WHY IS FUCKING BARRY ON AGAIN FFS

>non-EU migration at it’s highest in 15 years

GLOBAL BREXIT

Layla moran prob gonna sell out her palestinians
BASED Henning Wehn though

he’s on again lads

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>Vincente Cooly
what

never mind Kevin, we need to talk about grooming gangs

Oh fuck, a German "comedian".

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Nadeem Zahawi is a twat but he did found YouGov polling

>Lib Dem
>Henning Wehn

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He’s the only cunt in Labour that can string a sentence together.

Hello everyone

inb4 Fiona Bruce tries to get Barry to denounce Chris Williamson and the narrative is now switched to why Labour didn't suspend him earlier, is this a problem..etc

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>German
>success in comedy

That’s the great British sarcasm I have neard of.

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Leave means leave motherfuckers

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Yeah, don’t try this at home.

Henning is pretty good
youtube.com/watch?v=1DxLoVKTD4Y

His humour is literally "lol German". He's like the pakis who only ever make jokes about being a paki and women who oinly ever joke about their vagina.

He looks like the Conservative member for Stratford Upon Avon (the one on QT now)

He's like a fucking fly on shit and what winds me up that twitter twats wouldn't even acknowledge that the Barry prick is always on QT

and one of them is the Children's Minister? You couldn't make it up

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I reckon if shit kicked off in the House of Commons Nadhim would fair well. He's built like a fucking tighthead prop. Look at how thick his neck is

She looks like a whiteoid to me.

Considering no-one EVERmentions that what is happening is exactly what was exposed as planned in THE LOBBY when Joan Ryan got caught literally being bribed to smear using anti-semitism, it;s staggering

twitter.com/OborneTweets/status/1100431008464281600

You may NEVER challenge the sacred cow of democracy on QT.

Damn, I haven't used iPlayer in years and can't remember my password. Hopefully it will find its way to YouTube.

Richard littlejohn please leave

Good lord

How can he make money with this?

>Sucks neo-con cock
>Get's BTFO by Muslim ban by Trump
Coconut

>shriver makes point
*crickets*

Fucking hell, I cant udnerstand zahawi. He cant defend this shit

British comedy is dreadful these days.

>password
Do you actually need one?

left is proper peng ngl

It's known locally as Crapford, it is a literal 3rd world shithole.

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She's Leabanese
Many do look like Hitler's dream children
My mate looked whiter than white and had a thick lebanese accent

yeah you need a BBC account

A based Colonial? Fuck me is this really happening

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Remoaners do it all the time by opposing brexit. The real holy cow of course is ARE EN AYCH ESSSSSS!

She's Palestinian.

Barry is pretty based actually, must be hard to tow the Labour Party line at this point

>"lol let's laugh at German stereotypes"

It's ok as long as they're white. Just waiting for a French (read: Arab) comedian to become mainstream with "lol snails and surrendering" humour.

gardiner is an absolute bender, just talks and talks and talks with absolutely nothing of note being said

I prefer muffin but to each his own

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>millennial retard makes canned point #37195

Weak panel tonight lads

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Fuck off, paki.

What’s Labour’ stance on Brexit anyway?

The ISIS bride has a right to come back to the UK

Firstly she was groomed, abused and raped according to UK law, she is only defensive because she is scared, she needs our help.

Secondly, if the situation was reverse, if a Bangladeshi terrorist was given to us, our country would be in uproar.

Thirdly she is our problem, something we need to sort out ourselves.

Can confirm,, i went to school in Catford.Its the cultural equivolent to swallowing your own tongue.

too many people think real life works like insta

Second ref at this point

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>as my dad was saying
What?

as a YOUNG person

>Women

uuhhhhh, mama

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If it's "wrecked your future", please feel free to leave our country :)

>as a young person
>I-IT'S JUST RIDICULOUS
>not a single act of betrayal mentioned

sthap breggsit

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I think Barry Gardiner might be a gay man......

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>as a young person
RAISE THE VOTING AGE

>3 Commonwealth Muslims and a German

yeah, it is what it is