he's jus joking rite guis?
What did Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson mean by this?
Luis Jones
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Jacob Gray
wtf
Cooper Davis
Jesus.
Ethan Flores
Based if true
Brandon Gray
I knew the "Rock" was an Ancient Caananite piece of shit.
Austin Adams
no one gets to be part of the club unless they participate
Josiah Lewis
Jackson Clark
Evan Flores
>I knew the "Rock" was an Ancient Caananite piece of shit.
Probably "Black Rock". Its black with blood from human sacrifice.
Do you smell what the rock is cooking?. Well he's cooking a kid.
Connor Rogers
Jesus christ it all makes sense now.
Jonathan Morgan
.... stone baked pizza ...
Blake Wright
Truth in plain sight. Elites like to mock the gentiles by putting it blatantly in your face as a "fuck you, you can't touch me" message.
Kevin Morris
It's crazy and quite genius. Patrick Bateman in American Psycho confesses his crimes casually in conversation daily just to see if anyone is actually listening to him. We're living in American Psycho.
James Johnson
Another Hollywood cannibal.
Isaac Evans
that hollywood user renegade said he did a lot of shit to get to where he is today
Jackson Long
>people.com
So he wasnt joking. Child meat and pineapple is his daily carb routine.
Elijah Brooks
its cute he has the little satan emoji to go along with it.
#mypizzamyrules
Wyatt Reed
>#mypizzamyrules
I dont see any pizza in the pic?
Oh...wait...
James Campbell
Joshua Kelly
As black Hollywood said, They Are ALL compromised and DID Horribe Shit to Get their roles!!!!! No if ands and butts!!!!
ALL!!!! And he mentioned the rock in particular!
Joseph Thompson
>Click here
oh my god
I've met Dwayne, we used to go to the same gym
He is a stand up human being... come on
Charles Brown
Just keep your "pizza' out of arms length from him, right?
Jordan Lee
So this is Duane’s alibi, met him, went to the same gym, he’s a good guy.
I work with some good guys a work and I would Never let them in my house or near any children!
Evan Jackson
You should try the corndogs.
Dominic Davis
jesus christ. Katy Perry looks like complete shit. That hair cut is a dead givaway for insanity and roasties hitting the wall.
Connor Peterson
>jesus christ. Katy Perry looks like complete shit. That hair cut is a dead givaway for insanity and roasties hitting the wall.
She's just another illuminati satanic cannibal.
Austin Clark
Nicholas Walker
Josiah Wright
C'mon man the rock isn't eating kids. There lots of shithead peados in Hollywood but the rock isnt one of them.
Aiden Davis
How the fuck do you know?
Dylan Cruz
Every A lister has fucked, eaten, or killed a kid to get to that point in Hollywood.
Every. One.
Camden Phillips
Hmmm
Ayden Wood
Didn't some "hollywood insider" user claim the rock is a homo who puts out for roles?
Christian Reyes
Whoa...
>Children and pineapple
Then this
Robert Perry
it's funny to those that are in on the "joke". Just like a skit about Child Molesting Robot is only funny to those who actually molest children.
Things are only truly funny when you can relate to them
Jackson Rivera
im not a Jow Forums poster i usually lurk /tv/
but if you have been on /tv/ for the last years there was a guy in 2015-2017 who made threads about working in fast furious and saying that the rock made sexual parties involving children
also the threads were deleted fast but one of them reached over 100 replies and even had pictures of the studio
maybe some user can look for it in the archives
Cooper Edwards
I hope God kill every fucking human being on Earth.
Brayden Ortiz
I like to eat children too. Tender meat. You can tenderize them further by aggressively pounding them with penile matter beforehand. In fact I recommend the procedure. Especially for little boys, they're often a bit touch to chew if you don't fuck em before consumption. Use the tears generated during the tenderization process to baste the meal for flavor!
Kevin Brooks
You know you're a demon when you can do anything except be good. Maybe that's the punishment.
Ian Wilson
I'm right there with you man.
Isaiah Perry
I hope everyone lives forever and everyone is good forever.
Joshua Nelson
Lol, ladies and gentlemen, The Rock humor.
>mfw child molesting robot
Ryder Hernandez
Pizza from Mulberrystreet
What do you think the london pizza place meant by this?
Landon Morris
Daniel Gonzalez
Hmmm
Angel Fisher
fucking reptilians
Adrian Harris
Robert Williams
okay you fuck, we all know that's Michelangelo from TMNT
Jose Fisher
>okay you fuck, we all know that's Michelangelo from TMNT
Reptile power. Amiright?
Jordan Ramirez
don't forget the snl bit where he creates a robot that fucks chinldren.
Cooper Turner
What about Trump
Landon Miller
you're at the denial phase
Austin Jenkins
Maybe this is some kind of derp-state psyop to destroy Dominos and Papa Johns.
Samuel King
i wonder what could be their secret ingredient that makes the rock go there?
hmmm
Levi Adams
>pizza place post picture of popular pizza loving cartoon character
I'm not saying they don't do pedophile stuff, but come on, TMNT literally only ate pizza. If a campground posted a picture of Yogi Bear it would be asinine to assume the campground solicits fat gay men.
Leo Roberts
Asher Russell
Justin Ortiz
>Reptilians literally only ate children
Matthew Cox
Oh sweet, innocent child
Brayden Thompson
>reptillians brought up in this world by a long nose rat, in cahoots with the media, literally fight against a brain, eating pizza on a children's show
you're retarded if you think you can't read negative connotations into everything.
Charles Harris
writers and editors.
Carson Ortiz
i knew they had something on him lol
Christian Murphy
the giveaway with compromised nigger actors is when they get to do movies back to back to back
Justin Allen
Already did with the creation of death.
Joseph Mitchell
The Rock does not eat children.
He eats what he wants because he lives in the gym.
Kevin Powell
>you're retarded if you think you can't read negative connotations into everything.
What was the plot of pennywise again?
Oh i remember he was a shapeshifting sharptooth guy who kidnapped children and ate them. I wonder if the Mulberry pizza place knows this?
Jack Long
Doesn't he have a Brahma bull tattooed on him somewhere? It's really just a Moloch tattoo
Logan Kelly
awww cute
Ethan Butler
even cuter
Jaxon Ramirez
how can he confess to literal murder like that on the cameras and still not be arrested?
Sebastian Green
All I'm saying, is that on it's own, a pizza place making pizza related posts on instagram is not surprising.
Every company makes posts related to pop culture, and this post is no exception as it was posted 4 days after the release of IT.
I do agree that it's a little weird for this place to post so many child related pizza images, but if you think about what age group is most enthusiastic about pizza, it's no large surprise.
Nolan Murphy
>C'mon man the rock isn't eating kids.
Juan Sanchez
Post more pregnant white women, pls
Samuel Peterson
>I do agree that it's a little weird for this place to post so many child related pizza images, but if you think about what age group is most enthusiastic about pizza, it's no large surprise.
For the children
Brayden Morgan
This proves cannibals can be functional healthy people. I too will eat children someday. Fuck the mods.
Ethan Peterson
>imagine being so autistic that you can't even comprehend the concept of humor or sarcasm
Luke Cruz
>for the children
Liam Clark
I meant black Hollywood user!
If you haven’t seen this yet, Read ALL Of It!!!!
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Juan Sanchez
It Doesn't Matter
Blake Morgan
Fuck ... not The Rock ... I really liked the guy.
Cant believe it.
Jose Parker
redpill me on smartpizzamarketing
Alexander Jenkins
imagine being on Jow Forums and not understanding dark humour
Hudson Jenkins
>redpill me on smartpizzamarketing
I wonder who or....ahem...what they are marketing to?
Zachary Thomas
That's what I'm saying.
This place is plagued by faggots who take everything literally.
You could claim to shit gold bricks and these faggots would believe it.
Gavin Young
I wonder if children will get this one?
John Murphy
checked, also i feel like your point has been made, and any aspie still lurking has probably left the thread, as i will do soon. bants were alright, enjoy your thread.
Dominic Cooper
Caleb Anderson
you think he's part nephilim?
Austin Johnson
reminder that these "two" are the same person
Carson Morris
this stuff really gets the noggin joggin
Ryder Allen
nah, i just thought that the flag poster was retarded
Isaiah Butler
>Polynesian
>Cannibal
Redundant
Caleb Baker
It was a joke to break the ice in a conversation.
Lincoln Cruz
I saw Dwayne Johnson at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.
He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”
I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen pemmican bars with "aloha spices" in his hands without paying.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by lifting his eyebrow really loudly.
Ethan Ortiz
This copypasta lol been a while.
Austin Peterson
Bump 4 the true
Benjamin Baker
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Evan Bell
The rock
>bull/Moloch
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It's not funny to kikes unless it's a Masonic double meaning.
@2;22 bloody diaper
Henry Powell
>All fun and games till they eat a child..
Thomas Baker
Rock is gay as fuck. Good looking male superstar, never a bitch around him. That dude should be plowing hot bitches 24/7 but its obvious he loves cock.