Full English Breakfast and We're Allies?

The biggest secret and final redpill in cuisine is that British cuisine is actually god tier.
>Full English
>Shepherd's pie
>Sunday roast
>Fish and chips
>Eton mess
>Curly Wurly

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Goddamn I could eat two of those. Fucking tasty

this is equivalent to those "burger in a can" meals, disgusting

no. the actual redpill is realising that everything in england is shit tier mainly because we're all fucking cuckolds that dont know shit. the food here is fucking terrible. nuke it all. kys for that post

That bacon is spot on, but too many beans and needs mushrooms, sausage, tomatoes and a hash brown, possibly some white pudding. I also prefer my eggs scrambled.
And yeah, this has nothing to do with politics but policing Jow Forums's janny's job and janny can go fuck himself.

Who cares about food? Give me something satisfactory that I can shove into my face as quickly as possible so I can get back to work.

That's a real full breakfast. Except beans-with-ketchup is almost as bad as beans-with-molasses.

Irish breakfasts are superior.

Looks good. I didn’t think most people in the UK could actually eat ham or bacon though. Is this fake news?

>memeflag replying to me
Shan't be reading those posts

It's all about perspective... Frogs eat snails and dry bread and Krauts eat pickled cabbage and pig anus for breakfast.

Yeah, we're actually pretty similar now that you think about it huh

Bot forgetting all the quality cakes and biscuits, fruit desserts and preserves.

Huge selection of goat tier British cheeses (not including actual goat cheese)

England has the most variety of Apple's of any country

WE ARE THE COUNTRY THAT INVENTED THE SANDWICH

French food is overrated. British food is underrated

You are free to move to another country and thereby improve the quality of Britain

What is your favorite food?

Turkey bacon and ham is legal under the British sharia. I go to Scotland to eat pork products.

Like dick? I get that you're not a gourmande but you must be able to appreciate a lovely little slice on Cheshire cheese on crusty rye bread, with a lovely little cup of tea

You don’t eat the turkey bacon? Better for you anyways then real bacon.

Favourite is hard, but I love a roast dinner followed by a fruit crumble and custard

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Fuck this thread,it’s just here to make me hungry.

yummy

All correct, I'm not actually sure why I left out cakes and biscuits in all honesty because they were on my mind. You're right about French food too.
>literally eating snails
>whereas we get to eat cottage pie

I like turkey bacon better but Turkey ham isn't as good

This really does look good, black pudding turns me off but I've probably never had 'the good stuff'

I'm a full Anglo Leaf
>but beans for breakfast?
The fuck is wrong with you people

That's a generous butter spread

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Try Irish white pudding, it's made using herbs and spices instead of congealed blood

Light breakfast heavy post workout meal master race here ama

the "special relation" is bullshit
americans think they like britain because we speak the same language. thats it
we should be bros with france

Fuck off, a breakfast burrito is the best way to start the day

I think black pudding is delicious, I wish it was more common here

On St. David's day let's give a shout out to Welsh cakes, which are criminally underappreciated

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I’m not sure going to a different country and eating pork is halal.

Shitty rip off of superior American pancakes.

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>posts 'full English' without fried tomatoes, fried mushrooms, black pudding.
I thought you Americans knew food better than anyone.

holy fuck thats a gay breakfast, wheres the rest of it?

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A welsh cake is more pike halfway between a biscuit (cookie)* and scone (biscuit)*

*translated into Burger

The British sharia is becoming too extreme for my taste desu. I consider myself to be a moderate muslim but we're starting to turn into Sweden and i'm not happy about it

ive always wanted to try black pudding. eating blood sounds really nice.

Where's the curry and the papadums?

Oh yes, ITT: political environment associated with having an authentic English breakfast..

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ja kameraden scnitzel ist shmekt ^_^

how much was that?

why are the eggs red

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Disgusting brits.

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now that's a brekku desu

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That breakfast is against sharia law
Won't be long before it's outlawed
Bacon is haram

I'd like to try some British Cockney food - Pie & Mash. I'm not sure if the jellied
eels would make me puke.

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Why the beans tho

That's straight up day after drinking hangover food.

Fuck me user as an former Britbong expat having made the glorious United States my home for 23 years you just about made me lick the screen with this image. This and fish'n'chips are the first and last thing I eat when I go home.

Hnngggggg

>Curly wurly
Fuck....yes...

Underrated

I think you mean Jaffa Cakes surely?

That's what color healthy egg yolks healthy chickens produce you fucking nincompoop.

those are what good yolks look like, it's only the factory farmed shit that's light yellow these days.

Full American breakfast

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I wish I wasn't on a diet. This is what I want for breakfast tomorrow.

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it does look rather tasty, this is probably a shill thread.

Best way to start the day before sunday mass.

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no black puddins, no sosij, no martoes, no shrooms, breds not fryd, too meny beens

state of it

It's disgusting.
A nice bowl of porridge, couple boiled eggs with whole grain toast and a nice cup of tea no sugar is a perfect breakfast.

That looks pretty decent. Idk why people need a coffee and a juice

because they are real eggs