NZ-Australia relations thread

NZ is like a second and third Tasmania.

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NZ has more people than West Australia, South Australia and Tasmania combined

You’re thinking of sheep

>sheep are people

Typical shill with a proxy.

Go eat shit.

no one even owns sheep now

stats.govt.nz/news/sheep-number-falls-to-six-for-each-person

why don't you move to australia if you love them so much you poof

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We're brothers, that simple

We're sick off the lazy fucking kiwis coming over here.

What don't you understand about FUCK OFF, WE'RE FULL?

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>SEETHING SHEEP FUCKER

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>sheep-number-falls-to-six-for-each-person
kek

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Client state of Australia, we can freely travel and live in each others cunts.

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It's all basically one country. We don't have a common currency though because we're not retarded like Europeans.

more like we have free movement and free trade, everything else is different

they're cunts

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Go out in Manly on a Friday night, there are that many fucking Mouris that it doesn't look different at all.

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>there are that many fucking Mouris that it doesn't look different at all.
thats because we export our trash and our graduates to you

Chink landlords and pajeet shopkeepers don't count.

as long as you don't count yours

I'm dating a Maori girl, so I cant complain.

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NZ are pretty alright, even the maoris. Would happily trade them for abos

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Only Kiwis ever get butthurt about our relationship. It's okay little bro, I still love you. I can't think of any two closer, friendlier countries. Even EU countries are more disharmonious with each other. We should be proud of our special friendship.

If you just listen to the NZ PM, you'd assume that we were preparing to embargo eachother and cut all lines of communication but in reality Kiwis and Aussies travel between countries interchangeably and many in the private sector just ignore that we are separate nations and operate as one.

I got caught in a Facebook rabbit hole of NZ biker gang member profiles that are full of fucking dark skinned natives sporting swastikas and lightning bolts and other Nazi symbology. Whole gangs of "white supremacists" with no whites in them.

People almost as dark as niggers.

I'd like some explanation on that from a new Zealander.

>I'd like some explanation on that from a new Zealander.
firstly the Mongrel Mob was started by white boys in the 1950s in a statehousing area in Hastings, then then used swastikas and nazis memorabilia to shock as many people as possible then as the years went on more and more maori joined it and less and less whites because they got richer now the only whites in the gang are in their 60s while everyone is maori and now maori culture is finally taking it over

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They just use the symbols cos it intimidates and projects strength not because they are natsocs.

VADE RETRO SATANA

Why's he got a headlamp on his helmet? Is that like a miner symbol or something?

NZ is the AUS version of American Hawaiin islands

>headlamp
what?

their maoris make mince meat of our private school fags in rugby union
that's about their only achievement

It's intimidating I'll give him that.

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Only at union though, they choke at league.

mate thats not a headlamp, its that the helmet is really polished and is reflecting the camera studio where pic was taken

>they choke at league.
they are the only ones who follow league in nz

Oh :( well that's stupid then. I think they should have lamps, they're very useful and project strength.

They are already weird as it is
youtube.com/watch?v=FGGlBqXCA8w

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yeah they can't play the true tough man's game

Based natsoc Maori orkboyz army when???

What is New Zealand?

Where is Old Zealand?

Netherlands. They anglicized the spelling. There is a "Zealand" in Denmark which dumbcunts will tell you is the origin of the name but they're wrong (being dumbcunts).

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I don't think we should let kiwis in here anymore as we already have enough lorry drivers and brickies labourers

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talk about a hearty kek

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>fat face
>intimidating

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Aus/pol here

they need to replicate the war of poo and end in self-immolation.

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...Is that Germany from hetalia?

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Aussies treat NZ like our little bro and cheer them on at sports when they're not playing us.
Kiwis hate us and are jealous of our success, they would prefer anyone to win but us.
Kinda of like the Scots and the English without any real history for them to feel that way.

NZ was originally part of NSW.... They were rejected from becoming part of Australia and being great, they have plenty to be shitty about.

Sup manly bro, Freshy is better

Australians love New Zealand wholeheartedly. Literally the only country other than Australia I'd be willing to die for.

New Zealanders have smaller-country syndrome and like to talk shit about Australia, and that's fine they're allowed to. We understand the source of their angst. They're the only flag that gets a free pass.

Also Kiwis are hot and have large dicks due to higher proportion of Nords who moved there.

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Most of the shitflinging between us is just banter. There are some real problems between us like some immagration shit but I'm pretty certain we'd have eachothers backs if shit hit the fan. You kiwis are alright. ANZAC spirit isn't dead yet