Im so tired of seeing sodomites everywhere. always talking about how they sodomize each other and themselves...

This

hemhorroids

homosexuality is masturbation with a human partner

imagine walking around with a burning itch, only scratched by further, thicker pounding.

that's how that weatherman in LA died. it wasn't the meth, the itch just finally scratched him

How?
Let's not "just say" anything. Explain in full, or you're arguing what you don't even understand yourself.

Hemorrhoids are actually less prevalent in those who stretch their sphincters. Look it up.

you're not ready

You're talking in riddles like people are supposed to know what you're talking about.

Buddy, you just don't know what you're saying.

you're the one bragging about sodomy. I think YOU are the one who doesn't know. feel free to explain your position.

I smell what he's steppin in.

My girlfriend loves it up the ass and I love giving it to her. Stay mad, OP.

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Once you've been pounded into a spasming, gasping orgasm unlike any you've had before, you'll start down a path which you will not - CANNOT- leave.

imagine if doctor reccomended anal stretching as hemorrhoids treatment

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I fuck butts
fuck you

>dumb phoneposter

>even Jow Forums is brimming with sodomites

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If you've ever gotten a blowjob or eaten a chick out, then you've engaged in sodomy yourself. The only valid sex for str8s is cock in cunt. Everything else is the province of fags and dykes.

Hmm what about spicing it up a bit? Are there any specific prohibitions against for eg choking your bitch a bit or pulling her hair or what have you

INB4 THE ANTI ANAL COPYPASTA!!!!

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I don't know what you were expecting.

There’s nothing wrong with putting your dick in a girls butt. Who cares if her asshole will blow out by the time she’s middle aged. Don’t marry.

The redpill here is that sex that isn't open to life within the confines of marriage will erode your perception of right and wrong
Many Jow Forumsacks are just now end pseudokikes, hence many will disagree with what i say

>i just want to go back to when people knew that buttsex was disgusting and deviant.
It is, but really all sex is disgusting if you think about it, and anal feels really good and won't cause pregnancy so it's not going away.

Your thread. Your assertions. Finish your thought, faggot.

i am the last person of earth with an exit only orifice

it's Jow Forums m8, even the right-wingers are still hard degenerate

Ok, so what you're saying is that anal feels good and will make you want it again, like good food.

They do it for other reasons. Not kidding. Look it up. Yes, I'm talking about doctors, MDs, not "healers" of any kind. My grandma had it done because any constipation at all caused blockage and also massive hemorrhoid formation from the pushing.

Get off your high horse and realize the world is more complex than basic whining about the morality of butt sex.

do you know what else feels good and will make you want it again? heroin

>Everything else is the province of fags and dykes.
Wow. Guess I'm a fag, then. I wonder how my wife will take it. I'll eat her out first to soften the blow.

>Who cares if her asshole will blow out by the time she’s middle aged.
Doesn't happen. Silly misconception.

sodomy includes mouth and handstuff too, you retard. it literally means anything other than penis in the vagene. so if you have ever jerked off you are a sodomite.

Not for long, faggot. Locating your physical i.p. address now. Lambskin or bareback? Your call.

Hahaha. I'm kidding. You don't get to choose.

So does working out, buddy. Also straight sex. Be careful when you demonize everything that feels good.

She has such a crushable facial bone structure. I want to cave her face in with a lava lamp.

sure thing shit sniffer

Americans must like prolapsed anuses so much

Sodomite is a Bible term that meant residents of Sodom. They were bad cause they tried to butt fuck another man. The Bible never said a wife can't do oral.

And you're going to trust jews on that? More like the Sodomites didn't want their gold administered by an (((Israelite bank)))

It's a clown world

Don't like being put in your place, do you?

No

What are you talking about? I want to know, but I don't want another man's peepee in my asshole

those are okay

you confirm it poopfucker

MFW actual fags ITT

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Just use a dildo. Get a soft silicone one. Make sure everything is thoroughly clean in the shower, and spread a towel on your bed and use plenty of lube. It will be a little difficult to insert at first but after a few minutes it's like a switch goes off and your ass accepts the dildo. Start slow, but pretty soon you'll be floating totally zoned out with pleasure, and pounding yourself frantically. You'll probably not get hard, but that's normal. It's a different experience, like what a woman feels when she's getting fucked. Different orgasm also and will take much longer to reach and hit harder.

Get your girlfriend to play with your butthole. What they're saying is correct, but the values they're attempting to attach to it is for mental midgets. Everything down there is loaded with nerve endings.

Isn't there an age limit here?

>OP doesn't enjoy reading Chuck Tingle books

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>It's a different experience, like what a woman feels when she's getting fucked.
Maybe when you fuck them.

this is swedish tier posting, kill yourself

Well yes, when I fuck a woman she also is
>floating totally zoned out with pleasure

>not pounding a tight asshole
It’s about domination, watch as the alpha black male forces his fuck meat to take all 9” of his BBC deep in her ass
pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph5bab8eaeb6ec0

you are a newfag you filthy degenerate.

All these buggery experts need to be put into the ground and everything burnt down around them.
Shit is way too fucked up these days and we need a hard reset.

Hugs and kisses

Things will go back.

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>Get your girlfriend to play with your butthole
>implying I'm not a 20y/o virgin

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>it's about demoralization, watch as WalkingDildo#2405 sodomizes a drug addict on camera as her 4'11" body takes all his 7"
>CulturalMarxism.com

You've handed over your brain and soul to people who hate God and spit on Jesus. You are masturbating to your own demise. Hell is hot!

i fuck my wife in the ass once or twice a week and there's not a damn thing you can do about it

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It's none of your business what someone puts in their ass

Bugchasers.
That is all.

How much anal does it take to have regular incontinence? If you stop every so often does it go back to normal?

This thread is full of degenerate faggots.

then why do they have parades where they do it in public
and why do they talk about it on every public forum they can get their disgusting hands on

Is it true that Koreans make kimchi by sticking it up their asses? Is that why it smells so bad?

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I've been here since you were in diapers, bitch.

Jesus dude, you're a fucking nigger.

It never causes that. Never.

It's true - I changed those diapers. So gross. The shit was green. Not mint or olive green, mind - but pure, verdant Irish hills green.

IM SO TIRED OF CONSERVATIVES.

Who is this beautiful woman

There is only one redpill and it is that ki.kes promote degeneracy to weaken the family bonds between the goyim.
Fuck off newfag

there are world class whores in germany though.