>live in small town in Minnesota
>play fetch and be good boy
>get written in as a joke candidate for mayor of town
>win
>how up to school events and help local volunteer communities
>get written in for re-election
>win a second time
>continue to show up to random volunteer events and school events
>win two more elections
>the cats pay for the wall
Died two days ago at the age of 13.
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he was a good boy, he did do somethin
Literally the perfect mayor.
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i met this dog once at a 4th of july parade
i've only met 1 other mayor and this dog was the better one
Imagine being the person to lose to a dog. Like holy fuck, the people thought a non-sapient illiterate creature with no thumbs was a better leader than you are.
Base good boy mayor
Gas the cats, race war now.
He was a good boy, but he was too good, rip dogger
Dogs are nasty and scary. Cat are much more superior
All dogs go to heaven.
If cats were the size of dogs, they would be WAY more scary
>>live in small town in Minnesota
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Just goes to show you politics is just a popularity contest. And that dog is charismatic AF.
They already are. Just look at virgin dog and Chad cat here.
Dogs are better then 98% of people though.
fuck... gotta stop peeling onions when I visit Jow Forums
Me love doges so much
Dogs are always happy
Bobcat, Lynx, Caracal, Cerval.
There's lots of dog sized cats actually
Hell a Cougar/Puma isn't much bigger than a big dog and they are indeed scat s fuck.
scary*
Based and redpilled
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I remember this goodest boy. May he chase mailmen in heaven for all time.
>yfw (((they))) got him
>all according to the (((plan)))
Literally OWNED by Soros agents, stole slippers, and accepted TREATS for political influence
Your side needs to WAKE THE FUCK UP
HE WAS A GOOD BOY
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A dog dying is super sad, but the citizens of that city were full retards and should be ashamed. There's nothing funny about what they did, just idiotic
Americans giving a dog a salary and executive decisions on infrastructure in a community
is this peak retard?
right in the feel-a-rooni
1k population
it's cute & funny
fuck mayors and fuck jannies
look at this crazy catspiracy theory.
How did a great pyr make it to thirteen? My jimbo only made it to 8:(
the community was small enough that it didn't really need a mayor. Tends to be that way in suburban white neighborhoods.
You say this but your probably neutered your dog and/or every dog you've ever met has been neutered. Reminder that forcibly removing your pet's natural hormone production, be it with spaying or castration, is detrimental to its health and natural behavior and producse a literal cuck-animal.
most politicians are dogs. this one was a good boy too.
People (rightfully) trust that a dog will do less harm in government than a human, that just shows you how people view government
^^^^^^^^^^^^^
guess whos a good boy
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F doggo
On the surface? Yes! In reality? There is some fishy shit going on with that townspeople's taxes...
My dog turned 8 last month. We got him when he was only 2 months old. I love my little bastard so much
>then
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he was a good doggo
posting my dogger who also was a good dogger
peak onions
Hillary literally did this. Look up the owners, they are agents of SOROS who used the dog's popular support to hide money laundering with the tacit approval of your so-called "Good Boy" who was BOUGHT-OFF with COOKIES.
Hillary literally had him killed to keep him quiet. Who did the autopsy? A CAT specialist. Who is running to take over the office? A cat TOY, not even a real cat. And what was the dog's last meal? PIZZA SNAX. Get it? PIZZA. This has Clintons written all over it.
The sexual assault allegations almost cost him the election 2 years ago.
>was
it's raining... in my bed
digits
i just want to hold him again
Can my dog run for mayor?
checked doubles to confirm doubles
what an adorable faggot
Niggerpit mix. Gas.
that that doggo was a good boy, and he is missed
rip doggo
welp...
I live in this little municipal district of a town outside of Seattle now and I think I'm going to try to run him and his "sister" as the Dog Party or something. Obviously need a better name.
Fuck off kike.
HE WAS A GOOD BOI
Cats are the Jews of pets. They think they own everything and tolerate you because you feed them.
So the sun sets. Rip, good boy
>tfw I was talking about Mayor Doggo just yesterday
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>Biden molests like 2 dozen little girls on camera and Doggo humps one leg and his career is over
dogshit; all politics
>dressing animals
You are without a doubt a faggot or a female. In any case you need to fuck off.
I'd never vote for a nigger dog
rip mayor doge, best mayor in american history
Maybe if more politicians actually tried to be good boys they wouldn't lose to dogs as often, have any of them thought about that?
You surely realize that it is the nog making the nog dog?
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How did they groom you? Says the cat. You were suppose to control them, not the other way around.
>A fucking leaf.
I've raised large dogs, and I've never neutered. One dog got a ticket for having balls. Working dogs need their nuts.
Lies. Cats are anarchists, trolls and anti-institutions by nature.
WTF IS HAPPENING IN HERE YOU WILL HOLD HIM AGAIN CONFIRMED CHECKED AND CHRISTPILLED BROTHER ALL DOGS GO TO HEAVEN
A ticket for not castrating a defenseless animal. Humanity is sick.
Considering most politicians are soulless automatons I think a dog Is a better leader
Bark, bark... says a cat "Puppy" user.
There is one town in the USA where it's still safe for a dog to sway nuts.
Hardly.
My lovely German Shepherd was euthanized two weeks ago, god I miss her.
>now that small town has Somalis
>nothing like this ever happens again.
The model of the town, right down to the village website reminds me a lot of Japanese villages as well. I’m so sorry this way of life is disappearing in the us.
i cried more for my golden than any fucker on this gay earth
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I had to put down my lab on Monday. Got sick Sunday, and Monday the vet said he had a bleeding splenic tumor. Buried him with some tennis balls, the bat I'd use to hit the tennis balls, his bowl, and some biscuits. All his favorite things. I'm having a really rough week and this image isn't helping.
Best dogs ever. Sorry for your loss, friend.
The only honest politician in the country.
>buried with his biscuits
God bless you sir. And God bless our nations beloved former mayor.
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ARE YOU READY TO LAUGH
I'm pretty sure you're a dog user.
instant oscar for best leading role, best supporting role, best director and best movie script
when you realize that you can let the wind lick your nuts and stay forever in the wind
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rip in peace