Imagine taking this guy seriously

Everything he says is true

ALEX "IT'S NEVER THE JEWS" JONES

What's the shill factory paying these days?

Name one thing he has ever said that was a lie.

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My dignity

Yep. The whole thing about silicon valleys and aliens is from a currently trending topic and book. The book is called american cosmic. The author says its real and shes been making the rounds on coast to coast and many different paranormal podcasts. The human studies religion and was taken by 2 silicon valley elite to the dessert and recovered ufo tech. Its big right now in the paranormal and alex just start spewing this out on joe toegan.

Who do you take seriously?

He’s kind of like the based god. It’s partially a character and partially playing up his personality.

The only thing he is wrong about is not attributing his conspiracies to Zionism.

Y2k. Morgellons. Fema guillotines, bohemian grove he stole the credit from that channel4 production. Some of us have listened to him before you were born.

imagine the smell of his apartment with all the masturbation rags and the tranny porn

On the JQ cuestion jeff rense. Hes like alex jones popular in conspiracy radio.

I sometimes get the feeling that as soon as the camera is off him, he starts laughing his ass off at the shit says and the people that believe it.

only boomers do
everyone else knows he a zionist shill and just listens to his dumb ass for entertainment

*he says

>t. ITS ONLY THE JEWS! NEVER LOOK ANYWHERE ELSE! guy

it’s mason jew spam

why do mods allow it hmmm

What has always made me very suspicious of Alex was William Coopers opinion on him. He called jones out many times, especially after his whole radio rant during the new years eve Y2K show. I think Cooper was the real deal and Jones is some kind of provacoature. Cooper wrote behold a pale horse when Jones was a nobody and he paid the ultimate price

The imagine meme is so powerful, I love that I invented it through no more than discord shitposting. Are you here faggots? Remember when I told your leader to go fuck himself? Those were good times.

4 hours and 40 mins.

couldn't even name one book he has read.

"i read everything Joe"

the left
>bill hicks is so awesome and real i cant even
also the left
>alex jones is just a crazy person hes not right about anything

God bless Alex Jones, he is a legitimate savant

>8 years of "Obama is bringing in Martial Law"
>his entire NYE 1999 Broad cast. - the russians are attacking!

youtube.com/watch?v=7WkGyAqVmCk

>Robert Mueller is a demon, and also a pedophile

>spouting y2K bullshit for 2+ years

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Gotta be fuckin stupid

'hes read all of them idiot

His very presence makes this board intolerable. He’s a conman. Only in it for convenience. I personally made it my rule not to bump ANY threads pertaining to Alex Jones but Damned if I don’t when every third thread is some Alex Jones thread. Which infowars employee is making these threads? Owen? Some faceless intern? Seriously fucking stop we don’t care about this guy and this place is not as powerful as the Few talking heads make it out to be. And if this really is just some user making these threads what a sad existence you are.

Alex weaves beautiful metaphors. God as a comet with an evil tail that is ever trying to infiltrate upward... I just pity anyone not schizo enough to get him

Literally no one.

Some of the things he talks about are 100% real, and he provides sources. Some of the things he talks about are just crazy emotional rants where he provides little or no evidence. He’s not crazy, he’s wild and careless

FPBP Auzzie bringing the bants as usual.

>>Robert Mueller is a demon, and also a pedophile
>Implying he isn't

years of "Obama is bringing in Martial Law"
Almost fucking happened m8

You worship Jones hoping he doesn't next level demon burn you.

Don't have to imagine.
I can just turn on CNN and watch these retards.

Imagine sucking cock as much as you do.

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immagine taking him anally
youre homophobic if you cant

supreme bantz

>This is all a big stage and God wants to see some people dance
Incredible

He is where I get my meme fix, his enemies are my enemies because the man is entertaining as fuck to watch memes of.

That's right OP. Shut it down. Fuck me.

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Imagine being OP and making such a thread.

What did he lied about then? When it comes to this guy, there's a lot of acting for the show, but information he gives is at least somewhat true.

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anyone who literally ever took him seriously needs to be careful not to be so stupid again.

That's what the whole left does. They think he's a threat.

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there are gullible retards who believe him

denying that is disingenous

Sure, nazis and chinese control the federal reserve, the EU technocracy are nazis, Planned Parenthood is a nazi project, Nazis met with Aliens, Israel is GOOD, trans can do whatever they want... WHat else.... oh yeah, let's topple Maduro's gov.

literal retard

imagine ignoring this guy just because he's a bit goofy
>THEY PASSED THE BILL TO KILL BABIES AFTER THEY'RE BORN! THEY'RE SELLING THE ORGANS!

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He looks like he's caught a case of the gay friskies.

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