Seinfeld denies the Holocaust

"What's the deal with Auschwitz-Birkenau? They said they gassed 2 million Jews there, but the doors are made of wood! More like Auschwitz-Birken-how does this make any sense!"

Meme this.

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zylon b doesn't need metal doors bro. you've been memed. If the holohoax is the real deal, who really stands to gain? the vatican. 53 miles of secret bookshelves....miles

a gas chamber with leaky doors okay

*Actual Plot of a Seinfeld Episode*
>*Elaine walks in*
>ELAINE: "Uh, he had a foreskin."
>GEORGE: "A foreskin?"
>ELAINE: "Yuh, a foreskin. His parents didn't even perform the ritual blood sacrifice."
>JERY: "I've never seen someone who was spared the blood sacrifice...have you?"
>GEORGE: "Yeah. My roommate in college. He was a rebellious goy."
>*banjo/bassline*

He's my hero

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Wtf

The Khazariest of milkers.

And can anyone explain to me the concept of a continental breakfast at hotels? My grandmother was at Medjanek and even they didn't kick her out of the cafeteria at 10:30? Communal coffee pot? Are you kidding me? Thing's always empty.

And don't get me started on motel swimming pools. Grandma Seinfeld got 30 minutes a day at the concentration camp. Ramada tells me I've got to have the key card to the front desk by 11am... What IS the DEAL?

And you're telling me they gassed my fellow jews just 100 feet from the soccer field? I know, they called it football. Ever notice that you can be in a talk about the holocaust, and some Eurotrash will still correct you? It's futbol! futbol! We get it!

Anyway, they gassed people in plain sight, apparently. Anyone there ever stop to the guards and say "hey, we can SEE what you're DOING, helloooo!"? My local Applebees can hide the Mexicans in the kitchen, but the most advanced military in the world can't hide their devious genocide from a soccer field? Come on! Way to ruin the surprise!

I guess I shouldn't have called him the Soup Nazi. So much for protecting a secret recipe! If he was a real Nazi, he'd have been cooking it in clear view from the counter. Let's see a little basil, a pinch of salt, peeking over his shoulder like "awww, ya got me! Welp, my secret is ruined! Haha!"

And what do you even do with all those bodies? I was reading that they supposedly dragged them out with canes. Now I know that's pretty advanced technology for people who can't figure out to put their gas chambers down wind from the staff quarters! Did you know they supposedly did that? Not only was the gas chamber supposedly right there in the middle of the camp, but they were dropping cyanide gas just next door to where the staff were sleeping! Like, "hey, genius, maybe put the deadly gas somewhere else"? I mean, come on!

So they're dragging these bodies out with canes - 2000 at a time, and I guess they're just hoping the jews in line don't notice? I mean, we're not known for being violent people, but we know a bad deal when we see one! And let me tell you. Lining up for a shower only to be dragged through the dirt with a cane IS. A. BAD. DEAL. The jews I know would be doing cost/benefit calculations and getting the hell out of there!

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not true Jerry's grandparents were gassed at Auschwitz for over 6 seasons

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Waiting in line for the gas chamber, watching them drag out the previous group with canes after hearing screaming and clawing.. not. gonna. happen. We don't put up a fight against the schwartze stealing our fake rolex. You know the real one's at home. But we're talking death here. There's absolutely no profit in it. And THAT.. THAT my friends is where we draw the line.

See, a jew could be living in abject poverty, but he's going to be hoarding his breadcrumbs and counting them at night after everyone's gone to bed. And if he doesn't have breadcrumbs, he'll just hoard pebbles or grains of sand. What can I say? It's in our blood. There is absolutely NO WAY we're all going to get fed into a gas chamber without some kind of incentive. So what IS THE DEAL with this story? It just doesn't add up folks.

Anyone ever see those books of artwork done by little kids at the death camps? I remember my grandma bought them for me when I was a kid. At first I was like, "hey this is a sad story!" But when you stop and think about it... HEEEEY, you're trying to fool me! If these were death camps, why was there an art class? Art class? In a DEATH camp? With paint and paper and brushes? And you know they had to have plenty of supplies, because I've been to a jewish school. And supplies disappear like crazy! One day you've got a full shipment of paint, and the next day they're making us do a bake sale because the paint ran out. Two days later you're at Chaim's house and he's got 20 pallets of watercolors in his bedroom... and you do too, because you helped yourself. What can I say, it's in our blood!

But in all seriousness folks, can you tell me how they even burned that many bodies? We're talking mid war famine and shortages that made fuel very rare. And we're talking mid winter poland here. You're going to waste fuel you could have used to heat the camp, just to burn some bodies? Why not just bury them?

Oh riiiiight, to conceal the holocaust. Those germans didn't want to get IN TROUBLE! Gosh, what would happen if the international community found out. Those Nazis would wind up fighting off half of Europe! Oh wait...

I read all this in his voice.... Amazing

And no one could break through a wooden doir in an attempt to save themself from the gas?

Fuck off

Suits in the 90s were so ugly. And shes a whore

>> no profit in killing the jews

I beg to differ my friend. If the holocaust actually happened the world would be a much better place today

>Jerry! Did you know they changed Auschwitz numbers throughout the years? This doesn't add up! They did the math, Jerry!!

And what's with the name Holocaust anyway? They just had to throw COST in there to dig under our skin. They say never forget? Well trust me, we don't forget anything with the word COST in it. My great uncle still complains that the price of a zagnut bar has gone up from 5 cents. Uncle Lenny, it's been 50 years! Are you going to keep torturing yourself over the price of a zagnut? Those things are too sticky anyway, Lenny. Your dentures can't take the abuse!

If they wanted us to forget the Holocaust, they should have called it the Holo-embarrassing childhood memories. Because if there's one thing jews try to forget, it's that time we got busted masturbating to anatomy textbooks during lunch time. I may remember it, but I sure don't bring it up at dinner parties!

Thank you guys, goodnight. You've been a great audience. And WHAT IS THE DEAL with these curtains? They're just gonna close and it's like "that's it, everybody go home, show's over". I wish I had curtains like these in my daily life.

Get in an argument at the dry cleaner? Just pull the curtains. Show's over. I'm behind the curtain. It's done! Can't talk to me! We're cut off from one another. You can't see meeeee!!!

And don't get me started on using these curtains at family get togethers! Aunt Ester, oh congratulations on your son becoming a doctor... Oh jeez, look at the time, sorry, curtains! Curtains! I can't do anything about it, bye. BYE!