Why do Zoomers refuse to ever get a real job?

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"AND IF YOU SAID 'THIS LIFE AINT GOOD ENOUGH,' I WOULD GIVE MY WORLD TO LIFT YOU UP"

Already did, I make pizzas.

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lmao

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because that is how they will save us.
refusing to participate.

Right but I bet left thinks she gives amazing head

this is the optimistic outlook for degenerate gen z

Stop posting that beaner.

JUST LIKE THE OCEAN, UNDER THE MOON, SAME AS THE EMOTION THAT I GET FROM YOU
fuck man what a song, im definetely a big zoomer but this song is unreal

I want the 30 year old boomer meme to come back
I feel it is a summery meme, always about mowing lawns and drinking monster, maybe it will have its return again.
I hope so.

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NAMDAHS>

>zoomers

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>gonna be a Twitch streamer

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because jobs dont pay well and this society and civilization is trash not worth supporting

Hi im a zoomer

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left. right's mouth shows no sign of any possible oral fixation

there's no such thing as a 'real job' otherwise there would be 'fake jobs'. the sole purpose of a job is to provide you with necessities (and in some case desires) of life. one would argue "but user a real job is something that is NEEDED, something that is ESSENTIAL" and half those 'real jobs' that exist would actually be 'fake jobs' any time a company shuts down or hell, even the government.

i had a real job but i lost it bc they couldn't keep paying me after the election and i miss it a lot. i hate this wageslave nonsense.

fucking momo is coming to take all the zoomers to clown world for feasting

Let me guess these are girls you have a chance of banging, how can I tell? The poor quality picture, the low quality looking women and your desire for attention coupled with your desire to one night stand these two women

The right. She probably doesnt think shes as hot and has a larger mouth...head in general

The right. She probably doesnt think she hot and has a larger head and mouth to work with

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This, except I don't think he actually has a chance of banging.

> writes "siiiiiip" even though he's clearly not drinking
For some reason that's the cringiest part of this trash.

Parents shouldn’t let their 25 year old kids live with them.

The correct answer was right! She absolutely loves sucking dick, we nicknamed her "Superhead" in honor of her cock sucking skills. She likes to swallow too, girl is a total freak.

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Yeah wtf he thinking putting that in the speech bubble. Its clearly and action and not speech.

I really am a mean and despicable creature at heart, you know. It's so difficult to... [sighs] really change.

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Left gives better head because she’s on the lower end of the IQ scale.
Right is kinda bad in bed because she’s more neurotic and self conscious, but she’ll be a better mom and is less likely to have (consensually) fucked a nigger.

Yikes you could not have been more wrong, user. Right is a total freak ho that regulates every shade of the cock. Pic related.

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>Everyone wants 10 years experience
>Boomer wages were like twice the current minimum wage (for America at least)

Oldest zoomers are still in university, how they are supposed to get a job already

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