Born in 1996

>born in 1996
>I started using the computer and got addicted to the internet in 2007
>tfw I lived almost my entire childhood away from the destruction of the mind which is endless media
>children born in 2007+ are completely raised within and surrounded by internet content on their smart phones

I know I'm relatively young, especially compared to all the oldfags here but holy fuck I am grateful I had a decent portion of my life not entirely addicted to the internet. What can we expect from the generation raised entirely on the internet?

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amen
>What can we expect from the generation raised entirely on the internet?
virgins who can't start a fire or change a tire
no i didnt mean for that to rhyme but it happens every time

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they said this about tv, before that radio, before that movies, before that books, before that puppet shows, before that

You have to be genuinely fucking retarded to compare TV to the shit we're living through now

>family member had kid
>give kid ipad as soon as she could hold it
>constantly immersed in it
>playing games, watching youtube videos, browsing jewbook and instagram, taking selfies and reviewing them
>kid is 9 yrs old now
>severe language and learning problems
>will not talk to anyone
>becomes extremely aggressive when the ipad is taken or is charging
>literal empty shell when not in her device

Mother doesn’t know how this happened

He's even dumber than that, hes comparing it to books.

the problem with you young fags is you have no outdoors or anything because they turned boyscouts into faggot pedo run missions.
I was born in 85, I got a real computer in 93.. b4 I had some huge IBM dos computer my dad gave me to fuck around on.
as a kid I was always outside, always hiking in the woods, building shit out of wood setting fires and riding bmx bikes.

today you kids live off technology instead of using it to get ahead and still being outside. you kids don't hike run fish or even venture into the dirt. you get fat and lazy and live inside. you never use your imagination.

we used pepsi prepaid cards to make free calls in the 90s. we developed programs on computers to generate the shit with a language called oneclick. it was mac based, before steve became a huge faggot. apple was based as fuck in the 90s.. today its designed trash to enslave the stupid.

good luck user, I pray to god they find right wing death squad discords and don't become huge faggot sjw pussies that want socialism and free shit and become lazy garbage.

#freeKEVIN.

I mean I found this shithole of a website in 2009 and it was a contributor to how fucked up I am, I can't imagine a kid being raised on Facebook, Instagram and Youtube being normal at all

I'm a young faggot, sure, especially compared to you, but I literally stated in the OP I lived a normal childhood up until my near-teens. I did the exact same shit you did, I explored, I broke bones, I did stupid shit, I spent 90% of my day outside until I went to bed at 9 with only a TV to provide me and my family with entertainment. I'm just wondering about the children who were born after me who had no fucking chance to do any of that

>hurr durr masturbation and sex have different outcomes

They do retard, you can't get your hand pregnant.

That kid is probably a girl since they usually flow with the mainstream. Found out about Internet at 11 and look where I'm ended up.

>he didn't dumpster dive for parts to build his first 80386

I got a soon 5yr old kid. Sure he watches a lot of TV with me because entertainment is so readily available and he doesn't go to kindergarten when I have him. So filling 12-14hr/day with activities is neither something I can afford or have energy for. However we do 1-2 things each day spending multiple hours outdoors doing various shit. Yesterday we where outside making large soap bubbles. He has a tablet but he rarely use it. Only if you ever ask him to use it more or less if I have some work that has to be done. The idea today is going to a indoors playland if my stomach isn't fucked up.

Other than that? Your brain can't tell a difference if you used your hand to bust it. It wouldn't go "This time it was different so I'll make it detrimental!!"

>especially compared to you
Doesn't realize he's old too.

those who fall for the system were never raised and never had a chance user. those who see it will be redpilled early on like I was. its depressing as fuck, but when your 12 and know who is trying to sell you shit to make a buck off you, you will in the end live better. when I was a kid I always wanted a Lamborghini. I sold off a rental unit last fall to buy a McLaren. America first. god bless stay positive.

A 5yo should have a spring BB gun by now. Soap bubbles. Don't raise a queer.

Social media and smartphones were not extreme until like 2011. I was born in 99 and had a 1950s type childhood

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I remember not knowing about any of the modern games till like 4th grade. That was when I first discovered halo, never got to play it till I was older.

Thats only 3 years younger than me, I mean kids born in 2006-2008 or even 5 years ago. They're fucked.

maybe its the games they are raised on. I played rise of the triad, then we had doom and two marine dads between me and my best friend who were constantly telling us how to make small bombs out of m80s to destroy phone booths and how to build cannons and shit. now you got Nintendo switch dad turning their kids into trans faggots. I got my first job at a greenhouse when I was 12. busting my ass. today that's illegal. back then I was pulling in more cash then half the kids I knew.

I don't even know how you got onto this topic. I was talking about the one dude comparing smart phones to reading books. I don't care if you jerk off even 100 times a day that's up to you, but in my experience it probably won't lead you to be very successful with women. If you don't have to court a woman to achieve orgasm why would you?

No shit. Same here. I bought a 66' LeMans and built an engine working 40+hr@ ~$8hr during high school. Now I can't even buy that setup making 6x+ as much.
Kids these days are fucked. I thought we had it bad.

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Retarded parents. Children cannot learn with screens things like speech if they're a toddler or younger. It's also been proven screen viewing causes babies to stay up 20 minutes longer for every 2 minutes of a screen they watch. Kids in the future are going to be so fucked up and sensitive. Every baby product is to pasify and distract so parents don't have to parent.

I saw a comment on YouTube of a 4 year old. Made me fucking depressed they were only 4 and asking for likes and attention.

>Hi I'm Alyssa I'm 4 and it's my birthday please like my comment!

if you thought humans were scary in wars before
wait for emps to go off and all the autistic neets who only speak in memes to flock into the streets and wage war. WEW.

im namefagging poster niggerstomper58. i first started reading Jow Forums when i was about 18. by 21 i got really obsessed with the concept of “irony” and tried to channel it constantly, until my thought process got really bizarre and i would repeat things like “nigger balls” and “i love shitting inside nigger assholes” in my head for hours, and i would get really paranoid, start seeing things in the corners of my eyes etc, basically prodromal schizophrenia. im now on antipsychotics. i always wondered what the kind of “ironic” style of Jow Forums humor was all about; i think it’s the unconscious leaking in to the conscious, what jungian theory considered to be the cause of schizophrenic and schizotypal syptoms. i would advise all people who “get” Jow Forums to be careful because that likely means you have a predisposition to a mental illness. peace.

>>I started using the computer and got addicted to the internet in 2007

all I can think of: youtu.be/5HvrySwhZrQ

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>>Hi I'm Alyssa I'm 4 and it's my birthday please like my comment!

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Gen Z here, I've managed to do so. Those faggots have no excuse.

We knew how to shake hands and get work done. Clean your room and get to work.

I think the parents of those children are the earlier millennial parents. They started using the internet in their mid-late teens and saw it as something awesome and cool that they can talk to their buddies with, and they were still disconnected from the internet until smart phones and wider use of the internet. The parents that will prevent their children from being on the internet is Late millennial - early zoomer because they understand what life is like on both sides. We know how fucked the internet is, and how severely it can fuck up lives

>What can we expect from the generation raised entirely on the internet?
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he replied to me and I was fucking born in 85.. my first job at 12 was 6 an hour under the table. the fuck are you on about? some of us millennials weren't complete faggots.

Remember when you didn't really want to tell people you were on the internet?

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if my sister's five year old kid is any indication... a self absorbed, narcissistic, entitled little shit who barks out commands as if talking to someone below them while constantly demanding that you give them your undivided attention while you are in their presence, constantly explaining their very mundane actions to a non-existent audience as if life was a youtube video. It's a rather frightening thing to behold. But I suppose, that is the point. If your children act completely alien to you, then you obviously will appear alien to them. And if there is no family bond, they are more likely to fall in line with what ever social engineered plan that the government or a corporation lays at their feet with you being incapable of pulling them out of it.

I was killing teletubies on newgrounds before you were born you faggot. Take heed you have no hope.

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All my kids peers are absolute braindead little zombies who act like they have actual autism from being given smartphones at a very young age. Rarely talk face to face and have parents who are too busy on their phone to try to talk to them anyway. Meanwhile my kids are more socially functioning than most millenials from us just not letting them have them.

And yet you post kek images and are probably more of a newfag here than I am

It's well known, in psychological circles, that when you have two or more people with psychological disorders, and you put them together... they make each other worse. It's also well know, among educators, that if you put bad kids into an honors class (thinking they'll be positively influenced by the good students... the exact opposite happens: they pull the whole class down.

The internet allowed all of the craziest and most mentally ill people to, not only, drive each other to new depths of illness... but to leave their stain on the rest of the culture. There's not any question about the fact that this clown-world we now live in would have been IMPOSSIBLE without the internet. And as entire generations grow up, submerged from their birth, in this stew of filth... things can only get exponentially crazier and stupider, and more grotesque...

I was born in the late '70s. The internet wasn't even a thing until I graduated high school. Kids don't grow up, anymore, the way that all of my friends and I did.

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The parents of most of current gen Z are gen Xers

bra I had a sidekick 2 in middle skool. it was hot shit.

WHITE DORKY GUYS ARE OUT OF STYLE BECAUSE JEWS WANT WHITE WOMEN TO FUCK NIGGERS. to lower the IQ and drive forward this world of retards that

LITTERALLY have to ask Jow Forums why younger gens are so fucking retarded. lower the iq less to explain. I took my pre sats in 8th grade and hit 1300...

you wanna wreck the system. anyone with a student load from student loan only banks should just stop all payment. everyone. you got Navient. stop. you got saliemae. stop. only these private lenders though. this is how you break the pysop.

no parenting skills. raising a child takes effort.. these kids had shit parents, thus continue the jewish family destruction of being shit parents which lead to social media educated children. so there is no red pilled info.. its just whatever they find. which is jewish garbage.

>1988
>read the magic school bus, goosebumps
>played with my Thomas the tank engine train set, built tracks around the room
>played sports with other kids outside all day until night

>back on my day you yunguns

33 isn’t old, cock juggling faggot. You’re not even middle aged. Come back when you’re at least 45.

>people born in 2000 are able to vote now

Holy shit

ITS HAPPENING Jow Forums HAS LOST 75% OF ITS TRAFFIC TO NEW POL ALL REMAINING TRAFFIC IS SHILLS

ITS HAPPENING Jow Forums HAS LOST 75% OF ITS TRAFFIC TO NEW POL ALL REMAINING TRAFFIC IS SHILLS

ITS HAPPENING

TIME TO LEAVE GUYS

U newfags are retarded.

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A literal shill complaining about shills.
the absolute state

They fact that your posting here means your just as fucked as the generation your criticizing lol.

Shitty parenting creates shitty people.

I’m sure redddit or tumblr is more fucked than here desu

Thank you. So bizarre to see a kid calling kids kids.

Checked, and they will never know. I'd go work the fields per crate, cash in hand, riding a 'shit' bike, and be stoked. 84' here.
Work has lost it's incentive.

I know man, it’s ridiculous. Practically using age as a dick waving contest
>OMG I’m sooo old. Back in ma day
>isn’t even 35

My managers 34 and has that “so old” attitude it pisses me off, like get off the high horse you overgrown child because quite clearly with age does not come wisdom.

60 and up is old. 30? Don’t make me laugh.

>Born in 1999
>Got addicted to early computer games at ~2005
Jurassic Park: Operation Genesis was the shit my man

When can we just call them "phones"?

>constantly explaining mundane actions to a non-existent audience
mate all kids do this and have done this

Speak for yourself.

You don't remember being a kid? Maybe we're talking about two different things but I always remember kids going "Well first I'm going to do x, then y, then z" especially in their play when they are setting the "rules" of their games and stuff. I probably did it too. I think most kids go through an overly explanatory phase before they realize that grown ups don't really do that. It's kind of a verbal thing that I think helps kids map out their environment and social boundaries. Once you become older, these things are understood not spoken. You could be talking a different phenomenon, or the extreme of it where now these "ipad kids" just talk ceaselessly about everything they're doing or going to do.

>they said this about tv, before that radio, before that movies, before that books, before that puppet shows, before that

Yeah, and follow the timeline.

Compare the radio generation, to the TV generation, to the internet generation.

Which generations owned houses at 25 and had a family? Which one is running around pozzed up on gender bending hormones voting for socialism?

Wow you sweet young child. I was online already talking to other folks about pro wrestling in 1997 when you sucking on your mommas titty. Shame you missed out on the true good times.

Wtf

What’s with all you children here? Jesus Christ I was playing WoW like a champ in 2005 and you weren’t even in middle school. Maybe I’m too old to be here now despite not even being 30 yet.

I was going to be more candid but I've decided to be more vague. Let's just say I know kids of the current generation and it's not looking good. Some have behavioral problems, some can be nice, but if they have their own phones and tablets you can bet they're getting into shit they shouldn't be. And video games are way more prevalent now. Girls play that just as much as boys do. If they play online they're meeting all sorts of "friends" that you don't know about. Most probably children, but guarantee there is predators on these games. If you let youtube babysit your kid, they're watching anything that pops up. They know all about the big soundcloud rappers. They love XXXtentacion and are currently being brainwashed into his cult fanbase and think "he didn't do anything wrong". They know about the Gucci Gang song and know who Lil Pump is. They listen to 6ix9ine. They watch all types of elsagate weirdness that is completely SATURATING youtube. Stuff about sex and violence and drugs and suicide and all types of total weirdness that you couldn't even fathom. They might even be looking at porn, or the softcore stuff on youtube. Could be browsing chat sites. I'm disgusted with the way we are raising these kids. It's like common sense is completely out the fuckin window. The internet is not a TV. It's not a book. It's not a radio. A book might contain "filth" but other parents can point it out. A song might too, but there is laws in place to make sure dirty songs don't make it on air, (and the ones that do are metaphors so it's harder for kids to understand), a TV also has censorship in place, unless you go beyond basic cable, but that comes with parental blocks. The internet is not this. It is anything you could think of a click away. Internet porn wasn't even this ubiquitous when I was growing up, you still had to work to find it a bit (If you didn't have your own computer). Giving your kid their own computer is basically just retardation.

This. The zoomers on my streets only know how to blast shit tier gucci gang music and revving engines.

>tfw when some news article said that 25% of our youth (

this post reeks of mental deficiency

I’m 25 so I still remember as far back as 3.

I played out on the street with other kids, had fights, went hiking and cycling and spent tons of my childhood outdoors and I never did any of that first I’m going to do x then y stuff you mentioned lad.

Seeing my 8 year old brother constantly talk to himself on recordings on his iPad is the closest thing that matches what you said and he’s a fucking pansy who gets walked all over at school. Kid never goes out and has no friends and spends all day on the thing, can’t even take a bath or go down the stairs without his eyes glued to it, it’s disgusting but of course every tine I try to reduce his time on it dear mother says leave him because if gets him out of her hair.

I was half his age and got into fights with kids who tried picking on me so I am in a position to call an 8 year old a pussy kek

>first job at a greenhouse
snort

Maybe if you were born in the 80s and that’s pushing it. You only knew Web 2.0.

i'm 22 and I feel 60
I do not think it is healthy for humans to consume so much information this suddenly. Fuck.

>le born in the wrong generation

>>I started using the computer and got addicted to the internet in 2007
Were kids really even that active on the internet in the late 2000s? I was born a year after you and back then I associated stuff like myspace and youtube with teenagers rather than people my age

>I do not think it is healthy for humans to consume so much information this suddenly. Fuck.

Information overload is the new way of controlling people. We can't have the people settle on anything and act, now can we? No, people have to constantly read and read and read and read, all so that they can read. You know all those tiresome "simple mundane things you're doing wrong, you fucking idiot lolz" videos and articles? They're a part of that. Got to convince the goyim that they're powerless and that their information is all wrong! *rubs hands*

Pretty sure that's not normal and neither I, nor other kids I knew and played with did that.

>be me
>born in the early 80'
>bad hair, bad cars, shitty computers and rad music
>be born in southauckland
>saw the migrant law go into effect
>saw the white kiwi act get binned
>"its going to get real cheap all your good are going to be , goy and all those ethnic meals will come to your home , goy"
>[migrains inteasifies]
>boomers on t.v. telling me its all going to be alright because more jobs etc
>boomers forcing me to play with non whites
> get mad
>get punished
>get even more mad
>get locked up for a day for stirring
(2years later)
>moari's start moving away because house prices
>indians move in
>buy first pc
(3 years later)
>place goes to shit, white move out of the suiburb
asians are leaving as well.
>boomer on tv says multi culturalism is working
>start taking drugs to zone out
(1 year later)
no whites, no asians, no moaris.
>all the businesses are all Indians and they don't hire other ethnics
>even the bums move on
>realise no body like indians
>stop interacting with indians or anyone
>wait untill intermediate is over
>move to hamiltion at 13
>stop drugs
>comfy.jpg
>finish high school at 17
>move to northland
>maxuim comfy
>be 2006
>find gf and marry her
>buy serious gaming pc on it and use the internet
>stops watching tv
>has kids

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OP Millenials know nothing lol

Quads of truth. I visited reddit today accidentally from my home page and just scrolled through it for the heck of it. It's painfully obvious how each post is a desperate, clawing reach for attention and validation.
>pupper gif
>blogpost
>depressionblog
>black people laughing at white people
>white people laughing at white people
>same pupper gif but it's on another subreddit
>fat girl posts before and after pics of her diet and workout plan with no bra
>23yo boy dressed up as girl announcing he's starting HRT next week
>a cat
>meme about Trump
>white person dabbing on Trump
>another dog
>another girl posting before and after selfies with no bra
>a showerthought about how lame traditions are
>a post about how great gay people are
>a pupper and a cat
>a pupper in snow
>another depressionblog
>another drumpf post
>another showerthought about how families are horrible and gay friends are the best
>some post by a girl who finally asked out a cute guy in her class (they're probably both trans)
>another pupper
Fucking hell, it's mind-numbingly depressing. I mean Jow Forums has its fair share of faggots with issues. Plenty of schizos here, pedos on /tv/ that'll lose their shit if you call them out for posting photos of actresses from when they were little children, literal incels on /tv/ and /v/ that unironically depend on posting about their waifus everyday like zombies to not end up killing themselves, bluepilled faggots bleeding over from reddit because they got sick of being shunned from subs for not being woke enough, etc.

But there's also tons of posters that will often rip into all of those faggots. They can't get off scot free and count on some faggot mods or some faggot downvotes or some faggot karma count to save their ass.

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Just look at /tv/. The pedo problem they used to have got more or less solved without banning people who say nigger. Now, because of the split, suddenly that word is the worst thing that can happen, so people who would use it get bans left and right. You don't even have to be saying "nigger". A mod will nuke you for the most sanitized shit, hell, even a goddamn infograph that you attached to your post can get you banned. Meanwhile, there's faggots and trannies postingphotos and webms of little kids and underage actresses with babyfaces running rampant throughout the catalog. It's the same few motherfuckers and waifufags too. They start kvetching the moment you call them out. But it's gone to shit because the moderation turned it into something more like reddit.

Fahrenheit 451, Brave New World, and 1984 all wrapped into one and served up with a thick layering of cognitive dissonance. And muh pol boogeyman is all they say when called out on it.

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It amazes me how parents just casually give their babies a phone or tablet to play with.
Just give them a book. Babies fucking love books.

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>born in 1996
>only got internet in 2011 lol

My kids love both. Problem is I'm not always available to read books to them.

agree as genX

but then when you got boomers for parents you can't expect good parents it just wount happen
most of us gen x where raised by single mums because tv told the boomers that being devoices was hot shit and totally in fashion as well as smoking and being a cunt to your kids.

you would know if you where us.

You don't have to read to them. Take plush books, they often have one image and maybe one word per page and things that make different noises. Babies are crazy for that shit. They'll turn the pages, touch, chew and shake it. They fucking love it.

i grew up on the internet and i can do both of those things. Hell i could probably make a tire from scratch if so inclined.

/tv/ is Jow Forumss colony. If you got called out you probably said something really stupid and brought up politics for no reason. I use word nigger as adjective on /tv/ and never get banned. Furthermore, trannies and reddit always get called out and made fun off on /tv/.

Is this supposed to be a point of pride? The internet is fucking shit

And it all culminated into a timeline that produced the world's greatest faggot.

>(you)

>/tv/ is Jow Forumss colony. If you got called out you probably said something really stupid and brought up politics for no reason. I use word nigger as adjective on /tv/ and never get banned. Furthermore, trannies and reddit always get called out and made fun off on /tv/.
Every single time I've posted in a huffpost thread, I've gotten at least 3-day sitewide bans. I used the word "nog" in a black pander thread and got a ban. Fuck, I got a ban for attaching a meme about rhodesians in a thread about how more films about rhodesians like Leo in Blood Diamond would be really cool but they'd never get made today. I don't know what you're on about. And no, I don't bring politics into random stuff, it's just any thread in the past 2 months that hasn't been about Liam Neeson, Brie Larson, or Black Panther has been filled with the depressed porn-zombies I wrote about.

They don't let white people work anymore.

>23yo boy dressed up as girl announcing he's starting HRT next week

What... the fuck?

Not to blackpill, and I think most generations say this, but children of the future are fucked. They have tech with most degenerate entertainment. And they have to go through education system that messes with their mind. I don't have a clue how those with kids can shield their kids. But as a whitepill: we did not have things so much better. We (millennials) we were also attempted to indoctrinate and corrupt. So were the boomers. We redpilled are few now, there are few in the future too. But there will always be those that find their way out of the cave.

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I only ever go on Jow Forums Jow Forums and formerly but not any more, /a/

/a/ banned me quite a bit for such trivial crap, when after being called a nigger, I replied saying I’m not black I got a 3 day ban for racism. Apparently saying I’m not black is racist but saying nigger? Totally OK.
Fuck that shit hole.

Porn fetishes are way too fucked up these days. Definitely wasn’t like this even 15 years ago.

KYS ZOOMER SCUM

i 'm pretty blackepilled myself. i have one on the way, and it makes my stomach turn inside out knowing i'm going to pay thousands in taxes in order to fuck with my child's mind and teach them to hate themselves while filling them with a bunch of bullshit. it's not fair, and we need a revolution.

i believe the best way to defend against this is to indoctrinate them yourself, and by that i mean, spend time with them before its too late. that's it, just spend time with them when they're at their youngest. The government can't get to them when they're that age and if they learn to trust you that early, they will trust you years later. the government didn't hold their hand when they were 3 years old, YOU did.

that's why the government wants women in the workplace as , the biggest obstacle towards this is both parents working. with both parents working, everyone in the house is tired all the time and don't give a fuck about spending time with their children. the problem is that with women working, men can't make enough money to support an entire household. fucking Jew clown world is going to kill us all.

What is gucci gang?

Same thing here. Pretty sure her son is autistic too but she gets extremely angry when I mention it. Her son is 8 years old and still shits his pants. If anyone talks to him while he's on the ipad he spirals into a fit of rage that goes on for hours. If my dad was still alive he would have beat the fucking shit out of him, but alas his father is a cuck and my sister a worthless mother.

Not making it up user, I just opened another tab and greentexted every post in exactly the order it showed up. Here -
>reddit.com/r/lgbt/comments/avx3gb/pre_hrt_been_trying_to_get_on_hrt_since_i_was_18/

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Here's another one for good measure

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