Why are Swedes such chads

Why are Swedes such chads

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i never even heard about some vladislav vasa

Tsar of russia

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those were polack kings you fucking retard

Never as Chad as your Danish older brother. Danelaw is coming to Stockholm.

> hon hon hon

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>Why are Swedes such cucks
ftfy, now fix Malmo you fucking pussies.

Then the jews took over. Look up the history of jews in sweden

fix your country first

Butthurt southron posting

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We ANNEXED and defeated Denmark fully you DESINFORMATION shill

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Your whole country are like Malmö mutt-cuck

>Zygmunt III Waza
>Władysław IV Waza

ahh yes, Sweden, one of the less developped Polish fiefdoms.

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Fucking idiot

If The dude is Swedish and then is crowned King över you


That means you have been dominated kid


Fucking polish revisionism is canser

>Fucking idiot
>If The dude is Swedish and then is crowned King över you
>born 9 June 1595 Łobzów, Polish–Lithuanian Commonwealt

uh-oh, user.

>Fucking polish revisionism is canser

no, YOUR revisionism is "canser" you third wordler.

let him enjoy is "white" history
it wont last long
polish kids and young women get already brainwashed into sucking nigger dick in their euroweek
not long (maybe 10yrs) and poland will look as germany does now, just a lot poorer and with worse infrastructure

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Memeboi's shot was successfully blocked by Francesco TOLDo.

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>ZYGMUNT
>WladySLAW
oh, boy

>ahh yes, Sweden, one of the less developped Polish fiefdoms.
I love this. You are alright Poland. BTFO the niggers in the north while your southern friends reform the Hungarian Kingdom and stop the Soros caravans.

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Used to be rip now tho

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>**be german**
>keep sobbing about being the biggest losers in europe
>these.... these god damn poolaks keep posting historical facts!!! im sick and tired of that shit!!!!
>lll....le....let them enjoy their """"""white"""" glory!!!

eternal, butthurt losers.

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You didnt do shit ancap bitch. notice
>greatest extent
>still couldnt conquer Denmark
Dont bash in your old glory, fix your current shithole.

>Why are Swedes such chads
*were

sweden has been and still is a pussy vaginal discharge nation.

They didn’t even rule 100% of their own penis I mean peninsula.

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Fucking subhuman vassal States


King Sigismund Vasa was a Swedish King that subjugated your asses


And you took it


Get used to real history

lol
clean the toilet you mad cocksleeve

ha-ha-ha look at these butthurt thirdworlders.

>clean the toilet

yes, get ready for your future career.

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See, I keep seeing these poles pushing leftist blue pill anti-white shit. Seriously, did I miss a memo or something? Are poles now enemies of the white man? They sure seem to have an agenda. It's almost exclusively poles posting shit like this. More than even Israeli's.

The fuck kind of shrooms have the Sami shared with you Sven?

You're messing up your tenses again, Skwigelf. Were, not are.
Sweden has had "FOR THE LOVE OF GOD DON'T SHOOT WE'RE NEUTRAL" as their battlecry since at least the 1800s.

>poles pushing leftist blue pill anti-white shit.

whoa no way dude, got an example?

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Thats pretty rich coming from u fjordnigger. Reminder that norway, Fingolia and Estland is our rightful clay.

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Nothing but fucking vassal States INVADING The thread


Pathetic

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>Swedes
>chads
>ARE
oh no no no no!!!! ahahahahahaha... *gasp*gasp* AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.... *cough*cough*gag* BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA ... oh Lord, spare me!!! AAHHHAHAHAHAHA

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sweden a gay

Come and conquer us, faggots.
If it weren't for training exercises, you fuckers wouldn't even need guns. Because that's all you ever use them for.

This thread would be cringe even on Jow Forums or /his/.

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Fucking children

All of you conquered by us


Watch it

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What am I looking at, Sven

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**blocks your path**

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"Subjugation" my ass. Our parliament often chosen foregin nobility for polish kings.

It's not healthy to live 500 years in the past while your country is being plundered by the savages, Sweden.
Seek help.

>vassal States INVADING The thread

who? you?

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Literally empty land and mediecal pajeets


You were conquered 5 Times by us Mr britton


Anglos

Saxons

Willhelm

Danelaw


All Nordics kid

A thot from the Swedish Kardashian family.

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And how is it working for you now, bong?

More children in here


Im older than all of you

Respect your elders you lil kid

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why so mad you toilet living brush? is there even any white pussy left in poo-land?
half of your women left the nation to fuck niggers somewhere else and the other half is sucking nigger dick in your euroweeks.
what do you want to do against it? keep seething? keep bitching about other nations on the internet? lmao you cockless loser

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>Im older than all of you
When were you born? 1677? Den Evige Svenskefaen?

>imagine being a swede and drawing these in Ms Paint while crying your eyes out

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By the End of this you vassal people will know

Who

Your

Master


Is.

We have elective monarchy. We have many foreign kings.

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Ahahahaha.
You can't even sort out shit in your own country. What makes you think you can fuck with others?

it's time to bring out the guns

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Svens... the lowest form of life... after kikes

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>german butthurt and damage control

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You're not Nordic. You're a shitskin larping as one

no wonder... they're all niggers turns out

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Especially not after getting bummed by Mohammed

the world should pay for this things existence

dead country walking!

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im putting on a wig and going for 2019

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Carolean_Death_March

That's what happened last time Sweden tried to march troops into Norway. We didn't give it the name, the Swedes themselves did. The only survivors were Finnish.

he was talking about all those kings that were Polish, like all those Władysławs and Zygmunts--- and he said they're Swedish, lmao.

Its just another thirdworld shithole attempting to make themselves feel a little bit better.

More shamefull kids posting in here


You children will know i am your lord!


Slavs and Germansubhumans

Pathetic

Elected kings has no real power in Poland. It was the aristocracy who wielded real power. King was only a representative.

Why couldn't you conquer the norge niggers?

When will Sweden pay us reparations

I want to poo

The more you post this nonsense, the more pathetic you seem. Sweden is the most cucked country in the entire world and your empire was shit too. This is pure COPE

They were conquered aswell you Child of low intelligence

Infact theres not a single spot in europe that has not been fully conquered by Swedes

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very good show! thank you :D

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You children watch YOURSELfves


I am older than you children

What? They must be trolling or something.

bait quality is tanking though... you need a pick-me-up, lad

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Is that all you got kraut

Post More Western propaganda you shill

I will make you children learn respect

And especially you German filth

I have my eyes on you

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>larping this hard while your country is the biggest liberal shithole

you need new approach... until you improve I'm outtahere

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You have more MIGRANTS than we kid

You will all fall
And i will watch you burn

Do you know history? He was polish king 5 years before becoming king of Sweden. WE WUZ KANGZ AND SHIET, it was time when people get married and have heirs to make kingdoms bigger, there was no force takeover from your side idiot.

Listen to your elders pollack


Children like yourself are to be forced Into discipline

Quiet down Alexander

>"Listen to your elders pollack"
>Refuses to answer how old he is.
You need to be 18 to post here.

Watch YOURSELFVES kid

If you feel so Brave behind your computer


Post your name and adress kid

Lets see how Brave you are now

>coping this hard
your country has surrendered to mass migration and islam, your people have no pride anymore fix your country.

>Post your name and adress kid
What does that have to do with your age?

you have to be 18 to post here

You are Greek

You were conquered by us kid
And you Little NORWEGIAN

You watch yourself human trash before you see The rightous belt of discipline upon you
Nordic Saxons and angles

Remember Child


And yes


You all must respect your elders

As a kid should
And you are a shill

I got my eyes on you

I am The King in This thread you got that human trash

Good

Come on, tell us old you are.
Last time you tried to conquer us you left without a king and roughly 5000 soldiers.

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Andrzej Brzęczyszczykiewicz

Wspólna 68, Warsaw

Come and I will give you some history lessons

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proof?
also reddit spacing