AUS/POL - FUCK YEAH FRIDAY EDITION

Gonna get fuckin smashed tonight cunts.

>How Mike Willesee’s infamous trainwreck interview with John Hewson decided the election
unv.is/news.com.au/entertainment/tv/flashback/how-mike-willesees-infamous-trainwreck-interview-with-john-hewson-decided-the-election/news-story/0d2e61082afdef43dfceb1690221d681

>Lawyer X: Nicola Gobbo named as LITERALLY WHO at centre of Victorian scandal
unv.is/theguardian.com/australia-news/2019/mar/01/lawyer-x-nicola-gobbo-named-as-police-informant-at-centre-of-victorian-scandal

>CAN'T DECLINE THE PYNE
unv.is/abc.net.au/news/2019-03-01/christopher-pyne-to-quit-politics-at-federal-election/10852964

>South Australian wins $40 million Powerball jackpot with bizarre number combination
unv.is/9news.com.au/2019/03/01/08/25/australia-news-powerball-40-million-dollar-jackpot-winner-south-australia-numbers-under-14

>Terrifying scenes as redback eats baby brown snake for dinner
unv.is/news.com.au/technology/science/animals/terrifying-scenes-as-redback-eats-baby-brown-snake-for-dinner/news-story/50a82b2dd1a36e8793f39200ed264082

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unv.is/abc.net.au/news/2019-03-01/christopher-pyne-to-quit-politics-at-federal-election/10852964
abc.net.au/news/2019-03-01/teens-plead-guilty-over-alleged-riverland-massacre-plot/10862246
aljazeera.com/news/2019/03/pakistan-set-free-indian-pilot-de-escalate-tensions-190301072536177.html
youtu.be/0CX_jFlP1oM
abc.net.au/news/2019-03-01/up-to-80-years-until-women-are-top-dog/10859232?section=politics
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Fuck off were empty

2nd post

3rd post

Which one of you shitcunts is this

Hmmm >

Well fucked if I can remember how you do crossboard linking now....

I wish all you fags weren't Chinese and I was talking to an authentic Australian Bogan.
All Australians are Bogans of course.
Low class, coarse, and mean.
Except they cucked their entire continent to Chinamen for real estate margins.

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>Lawyer X: Nicola Gobbo named as LITERALLY WHO at centre of Victorian scandal
How long before she gets whacked?

Also, what's for dinner, lads?

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>Except they cucked their entire continent to Chinamen for real estate margins.
Bogans didn't do that - bogans either live in public housing or eternally rent an old ex govvie.
It's the boomers who sold us out.

Fuck off, seppo

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AITCH JAYS FOR DINDINS

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approved

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Speak Mandarin please, this is Australia.

There it is, the government approved thread from the (((Young Nationals))) after they were doxxed on Q&A and had to suck glowing dicks.
Real thread is here

Thats what she gets for defending scum bags. Criminal lawyers ate lower than pedophiles.

Speaking of which Cardinal George Ell is innocent and was convicted on the words alone of a heroin addict of apparent acts committed 23 years ago.

>Criminal lawyers ate lower than pedophiles.
I couldn't agree more! They have no morals, will throw you under the bus and bleed you dry!
>Cardinal George Ell is innocent and was convicted on the words alone of a heroin addict of apparent acts committed 23 years ago.
This! Our judiciary system is a complete joke. They did it to him, don't think they won't do it to you.

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seems the answer was 3 hours before the glowies make their aus/pol in defiance of real aus/pol
Fuck off you MERINO faggots.
You got the young nationals but you won't get the rest of us.

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>It's the boomers who sold us out.
You and us both brother.
I wish I had dehydration immunity I'd live in that moonscape.
I don't know what Straya is I just love the idea of it.
The American ideal of a Strayan is the ideal white man.

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Executive Council of Australian Jewry says white replacement is fake and Jews def had nothing to do with it
>blogs.timesofisrael.com/the-far-right-and-the-white-replacement-myth/

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gonna impregnate a aussie tranny to celebrate, don't worry I'll poke holes in the condom.

Are there any good IRL groups to join in Australia?

Real thread, OP glows in the dark.

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>Can't even find an asio glow in the dark meme
faggot

>Implying you don't work for MERINO glowies
Nice one

No bullshit, this thread pops up as a duplicate aus/pol every day and Q&A became its own separate thread because the dumb fucks from the young nationals allowed themselves to be doxxed by MERINO glowies and now they do this retarded shit to try and doxx any newfags that dare post here.
Either fuck off or go here but don't feed these fuckwits let them circle jerk among themselves.
I really don't care if they come to real aus/pol they know they can't beat it which is why they make their own.

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>y-you're asio, I fuckin know you are
>don't try and hide it
well shit, you got me

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t. Tranny Jannie.
Why don't you prune aus/pol 50 times in a row and cry when the mods say no every time again?

me on the right

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So you admit you're a tranny

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I identify as a self replicating space dragon.

So what's with the ASIO thing anyway? Why are you larping?

And if you continue to say you are ASIO, timestamp with your government issued ID.

>hit ctrl f
>aus/pol
>0 results
>your thread was somehow posted over four hours ago

nice try, asio

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Bumping because if there aren't multiple aus/pol/ threads, this site is FUCKING GAY

its probably because of this you fuckin schizo poster

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shits and giggles. Also it triggers this faggot -- who keeps making the slide aus/pol/ threads with the same copypasta muh joos shit instead of posting current aus news stories

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attaboy not much else beats out a freshly grilled whopper

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>Also, what's for dinner, lads?
Dumplings - traditional Australian dish.

I think the new 4channel domain might cause issues.

the fuck is hungry jacks

>posting fake whoppers

>>CAN'T DECLINE THE PYNE
>unv.is/abc.net.au/news/2019-03-01/christopher-pyne-to-quit-politics-at-federal-election/10852964
wonder if he'll come out of the closet

Based

burger king, aus edition

Wtf. It's Burger King... Buts it's not. Goddamn Australia

>wonder if he'll come out of the closet
kek I was just having this conversation. He's a total closet case.

Thats a stupid name

Fucking truth.
Catholic uprising to kill all the homos is coming. We can't live on the same planet any more mate so they've got to go.

Boomers suck.

Ikr, wtf is a hungry jacks?

Teenagers accused of planning Riverland school massacre plead guilty to downgraded charges
>abc.net.au/news/2019-03-01/teens-plead-guilty-over-alleged-riverland-massacre-plot/10862246

You burgers move too slow somebody else registered burger king first.
I still think macca's is better than hungry jacks, at least in Australia.
Of course, KFC is the King.

Did a nuke just go off in Pakistan are they covering this up? Had a bad feeling today

Naaa

aljazeera.com/news/2019/03/pakistan-set-free-indian-pilot-de-escalate-tensions-190301072536177.html

Imagine the smell.

Keep and ear out if yellow stone goes off it will break windows in Australia

Pakistan shot down Indian jets, captured indian pilot being returned home in about an hour

What are you drinking cunts?

You're absolutely fucked in the head if you take a Big Mac or QPounder over a whopper.
I'd almost call it unaustralian. Just like getting KFC nuggets over maccas nuggets.

>will break windows in Australia
Naaa not quite, but they predict it will wipe out a substantial amount of the US if and when it does blow.

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Burger confirms mcd is trash

Got hungry jacks in southern cross once, absolutely disgusting.
Got macca's double quarter pounder on Collins Street, so good can't even say it's macca's, they have vegemite too.
KFC for drum sticks only.

Coopers Pale Ale - Absolute Australian.

Better thickshakes & better cheeseburgers, but HJs has better burgers overall. Whopper and bacon deluxe shit all over mcds burgs. KFC chips are the best though, especially in their dinner rolls.

>what is inverse square

Krakatoa was a tiny volcano in comparison and it was heard clearly in Australia

goon.

>KFC for drum sticks only.
Zinger stacker pretty good

>Krakatoa was a tiny volcano in comparison and it was heard clearly in Australia
sauce?

Mate that's ozzzzue as fuck cunt, what are you doing here you should be in parliament you absolute beauty!!!

Maybe he'll tell us who "hacked" all the gay porn on his phone....

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It's a well known fact

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Decided on a Bacon Deluxe instead of a Whopper forgive me

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Fuck off cunt

Bacon deluxe is better anyway m8. Getitindia.

Krakatoa is only just above us, Yellowstone is literally on the other side of the planet. Interesting still, though

Haha wtf I never heard about this. Do you know what he ended up getting sentenced to? Fuckin Pyne the poo pusher, you can defs tell by the way he walks and talks.

I always add ketchup to em

Super volcano has never erupted in human times I think it would be very clearly heard from Australia and everywhere else on earth

I bet there's less than 50g of meat in those things. You can make 4 giant, delicious, meaty hamburgers for $15 if you go to the supermarket and make it yourself

Identity Australia

Hopefully we get to find out, unna.

Probably plunge us back into an ice age.

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Support this channel you no good cunts

youtu.be/0CX_jFlP1oM

OI.
(((westpac))) wont do me a loan because I haven't been wagecucking for six months yet. but wallet wizard said they would do me 5 grand. I NEED A LOAN. which kike is the best to loan money from?

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I love you Yellowstone-chan plz blow:3

/ourgoy/ Leyonhjelm - I'm gonna miss him, lads

Where's he going?

Friendly reminder that multiculturalism and diversity are Australia's greatest strengths and there is no room in Australia for bigotry and racism.

Why do you need a loan, never take on debt. Avoid the usury Jew at all costs

Seriously, you'd do better sucking dicks at $20 a go.

He's leaving federal to goto nsw state politics. Says he's thinks he can make more of a difference there, but it's fucked cause we need him at the federal level. He's one of the few that kept the majority in check.

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>DUDE WHY DO YOU NEED MONEY TO AFFORD THINGS??? LMAO XD

shut it homogay

I'm 100% serious. Progressive thinking is what will bring peace to prosperity to the earth and hateful bigots are setting us back with their racism and discrimination.

>homogay
Not the one bending over and gaping his arse for the (((banks))).
Payday loans are a maximised (((trick))).

Fuck me, these bitches are still rambling on about muh gender pay gap

abc.net.au/news/2019-03-01/up-to-80-years-until-women-are-top-dog/10859232?section=politics

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Tfw I'm a povertyburger and will probably never get to visit glorious Australia

no shit shirley.
any better ideas apart from "le suk dix 4 1 dolla 1 million times xD"