>Be Romania
>Don't exist at all until late XIX century
>Be various irrelevant voyvodships
>Always under vassalage to stronger neighbours
>Do nothing of notice for centuries
>Turks arrive
>Bend over instantly
>Send over your crops, money and most importantly your own young sons to be brainwashed into jannisaries
>If you look up battles involving the Ottomans, you'll find Romanians on their side
>Only a single notable revolt against the Ottomans, under Vlad Tepes, who was Hungarian anyway
>Poles launch a crusade against the Turks together with Hungarians and Brandenburgians, Romanians screw it all up in the Cosmin Forest
>Nothing of notice for centuries again
>Randomly unite
>Become irrelevant again
>World War One starts
>Don't join stright away, instead wait for the best moment to declare the war on Austria-Hungary
>Achieve total moment of surprise, instead lose terribly in a matter of weeks
>Become a literal vassal state to the Germans, who take over the oil fields and take the crops
>Rejoin the war literally a day prior to it ending
>Steal bunch of lands you never held, never had claim to. Solely on the basis of your people spreading like rats and breeding like crazy
>Be only slightly relevant due to oil
>Join team Hitler, he gives "your" lands to the Hungarians instead
>Be a good boi and do nothing about it
>Hitler invades the Soviets, join the fun
>Be widely considered the worst soldiers on the eastern front, worse than god damn Italians
>By your stupidity let an entire German army get encircled and destroyed
>Soviets come knocking, betray your team instantly and fight your former allies instead
>Stalin installs a puppet government anyway
>Nothing of notice up until 1989
>Autumn of Nations happens
>Be the only eastern block nation to have a bloody revolution
>Nothing again
>Join the EU
>Be the poorest country in it with rampant corruption
>WE WUZ ROMANS N SHIET
How do we solve the Romanian problem?
Be Romania
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Tl;dr
> be gypsies
Sage
Mods do your fucking job, literally nobody wants another cancer thread started by this kike
SAGE.COM
bumping
>memeflag
>steals my name
how pathetic, again, why do you still do this?
i cannot believe how pathetic bozgors are getting these days, they still steal my name and try to ruin it. see, this is why i shitposted so much against you, because you do it against us as well.
Oh please, drop that gay name and trip off already.
based, i ll dump my subhuman folder
what a pathetic loser you are, stealing someone else's name, shitposting against the country you hate so much, as if you were paid for it. how long are you going to do this?
still, all fields.
all your field are belong to us
Romania is the shittest country next to india, literally even Borat filmed his movie in south Romania to depict a Kazakhstan shithole because he couldn't find a shithole there KEK
but after all, we are central asians bro. We plot closer to the subhuman bulgarians and we are the closest to the turks
Absolutely based. Romanians are among our worst immigrant groups, right next to albanians.
Albanians are pure dacians, they got pure dacian thracian genes, that's why.
Bump for ethnic cleansing
Underappreciated thread
I am usualy agains this... but
Can those guy somehow die plz?
Bump
i hope they die too, please bring more Romanians to deal with the trolls, we need to unite now. we need to be more active on Jow Forums from now on.
Instalati Gab mah baieti.Dissenter
Ye Hungayrian you are BUZI.
i wish i had time
i am the guy that once found out about AD from you.
Still couldnt come up with memes
>Gab mah baieti.Dissenter
ce facem acolo? inca il astept pa baiatul ala cu AD.
well, get a new trip now if you want, and i still hope you come up with some ideas in the meanwhile, we need to clean up the trash. meanwhile, we gotta fight.
Based
Ii sa treci de moderatori.Ii bun mai ales impotriva fraierilor alora de pe r/Romania.
a century later, bozgors are still butthurt AF and attack us. because we did not finish the job. sad, we could have been great friends instead, but you forced us to fight.
bine, ne vom gandi unde ne facem locul in afara de Jow Forums. dar mai intai, baiatul ala sa se intoarca mai repede ca poate am timp sa vorbesc cu el odata. ia zi, aducem si toata lumea de pe chanon, YouTube, si oriunde altundeva aici sa fim uniti peste tot pe net?
sincer, ca sa fim uniti ne trebuie, pe langa AD, o miscare intreaga ca si Rezist
Ne trebuie reputatie
>Steals my name
>Lies like a nigger
Our Lord and Savior, Benjamin Netanyahu will personally cut your foreskin off for this.
>pe langa AD, o miscare intreaga ca si Rezist
de acord.
>Ne trebuie reputatie
si de asta tot incerc sa unesc toti Romanii, sa fie un bun lider, dar daca vin toti boii sa distruga reputatia mea, va fim cam greu, dar tot vom castiga.
According to the recent romanian language reform, you're only allowed to use:
>English
>Hebrew
>Hindi
If you have a romanian IP number. Your hate speech was reported to the Police of the Autonomous Region of the Order of Zion (aka: romania). Please wait, while a unit is dispatched to collect your foreskin.
>Wiesel
see, this is why i keep mentioning Soros. and since you have the National Bolshevik flag, it shows that Hungarians are still commies a century after Kun got BTFO.
>fie
>fim
fuck it, typos are as bad as trolls.
I am pure blooded daco-roman wolfling, dumbass.
Pic related is me in my natuarl habitat of the slums of bucharest
BASED AND REDPILLED
ROMANIAN ARE KARA BOGA TURKS
>Asiatic face
looks like the average Szekely. i knew you are Hungarian since you posted the pic with Wiesel.
I'm a romanian undercover agent stealing copper in Budapest.
Shut up cunt, romanians also have that central asian face, you fucking idiot.
Undoubtedly as in all countries there are bad examples. I can only judge by the few I have known and met. They are actually some of the the most honest, sincere, genuine and tough characters I've known. Salt of the earth and I hope to meet many more
That Cink died btw.
/our Cink.
ABSOLUTELY THIS
>copper stealing
nice to know what you really are.
>Budapest
you are already there judging from pic related.
Nice thread
ALL HAIL CENTRAL ASIA
Is there a more historically inaccurate pic than yours?
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Oh and will the real Nihil please stand up please stand up
here, i cannot believe i still have to deal with this crap...
have a new pic.
GECI
I don't even have to search for subhuman Hungarians, they are all
Pic related is Gabor Vona, Hungary's right wing leader
MUIE
>I can't
Those are Germans we lost to,
You did nothing
Credible.
Zsidorban is meeting the rabbi who circumcised him.
I know
guess who's back bitch? you thought i would not return to BTFO you and all your shills?
oh look, the Doppelganger now took one of the pics i used to post and now he copies my words, sad!
We are just checking in to see how our future Colony is doing.
well, i am back after a very unfair 3 day ban, the jannies let the Doppelganger(s) escape, even worse.
>Spain
i miss the user who used to post about digits whenever i see the Spanish flag.
There you are !
That's probably because there are hardly any gyppos there, just impoverished quiet villages where people live in very old houses. Gyppo villages are worse than any Bombay slum.
why did you delete the other reply?
Shut up kike
For a moment I thought I acknowledged the faker by mistake
>kike
nice try Mongol.
well, glad he was dumb enough to try too hard. i hope somebody catches him already.
>well, i am back after a very unfair 3 day ban, the jannies let the Doppelganger(s) escape, even worse.
Welcome back. Jannies be damned
Hand over the foreskins
>Jannies be damned
preach it brother.
that is still not a Rabbi no matter how much you try.
Checked. Holy digits. Operation Digits would not have complied. Juice btfo
He wont be pres. for very long.
Our future pres.Say something nice.
Cursed user
>Juice btfo
well said, they know their end is coming, and they try to stop me since i am one of the people who will stop them, explaining why do shills kept impersonating and attacking me.
well, he has to get out too, i used to meme about that asshole, then i realized that he is as shit as Orban and not worth it.
Klaus vs Viktor is kinda like poker, always bringing the big cards early in the game.
Orban,Zog or no at least tries to do alot for those blasted Istvans.
Iohannis is just a german/jew dog.
AND WE DON'T EVEN HAVE JEWS IN ROMANIA!!!!!
We got like 3k jews.
And he is virtue signaling.There are more Romanians in a single village in Israel than they are in our entire country.
both of them are just puppets, none of them do anything for their country. Klaus is a western-tier cuck at this point.
Checked.
True.Firea may be stupid but at least she's loyal.
She at least listens to what ppl have to say,if not we would have had a Mega Mosque.
It's either her,someone from the right wing or someone from CPF
because even Kek knows i am right.
>someone from the right wing
that is the only choice we have left now realistically.
Thing is that if Firea is to become Pres.
Dragnea either needs to go to jail,or she leaves PSD.
Dragnea showing his roots and allegiance, not surprising.
The foreskins of Romania are yours rabbi
That Kek does. No doubt. At all.
>be memeflag
>post bait
>get saged
>go back sucking HIV infested dick
How do we solve the memeflag Problem ?
Dragnea is another puppet, i don't see how is this surprising again.
and Kek shall lead me to victory against the shills. !HEB will be the first one to go out.
Checked. Nice numbers. Well said user
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Fuck off mongol
by removing memeflags obviously.