Obvious very NSFW. So here's the deal, my dick is starts to curve down suddenly at about the middle ( ), I'm really
REALLY scared that I won't be able to have sex, physically just not able to.
I don't want to go to the doctor because it's embarrassing, I don't have money for surgery, it's awkward, I don't want them touching my dick, but I guess I'll have to...
What can I do at home to make it better? Please give advice.
are you that guy from the GIOYC thread? as for ur weiner idk man. I've seen some guys in porn with dicks that curve up. I'm not clicking that thread, does it hurt to "straighten" it?
how long has your dick been like that OP?
Years ago i was reading on re***it (back then it wasnt infested with left leaning SJW parasites) that some parents are helping their son with weird dick curve. If im remembering correctly they managed to make their sons dick regain straight shape. It took both of parents and daily masturbation sessions to make their sons dick straight again. At first dad was embrassed so he told his wife to do it so his son wont be gay but son was furious masturbator and then he bited the bullet and helped him too.
Many years ago indeed.
No I'm not, I made this thread solely for the question.
I don't know user but I realized it's not normal like 2.5 years ago, since then I tried having it upwards in my pants and stroking it more upwards and it's a little bit better
not the OP, but okay? I was just gonna suggest OP put his dick in a book and hold it closed for 30 minutes and repeat every few hours
So do I just jack it
you jack it in a way to make it straight. You gotta counter the curve so jack it upwards.
What do you think, if I can jack it upwards and ejaculate successfully that way can I fuck with it? Like cowgirl and stuff like that. I mean, how strong is the female body? If I can hold it straight upwards myself can a vagina do so as well?
Vagina is marvel of human biology. Vagina is unironically strongest organ in female body. Vagina needs to give birth to watermelon the evolution made sure that vaginas are resilient enought to take puny dick as yours or any dick. As a bonus vaginas are quick to evolve.
Hmm is there even a point in trying to fix it then? I mean if I can literally force it inside enduring the pain that may or may not come with it I can have sex normally.
Depends if it hurts you and if you can do "mating press".
Well let's see what other replies say, I guess I'm gonna jack it 3 times a day from now on and only upwards.
IT'S EMBARRASSING THAT YOUR DICK IS BROKE AND YOU'RE TOO MUCH OF A PUSSY TO GO TO THE DOCTOR.
I want to wait it out a bit first while utilizing the methods I get here
Don't wait you idiot. What if scar tissue forms and your dick becomes irreversibly fucked?
I doubt it will, it's better now than it was a year ago. Not much but definitely better.
Go to the doctor rn
I'm off to sleep. Do you people think it's possible to fix this by stretching my chicken more when I'm masturbating and thus straightening it?
>What do you think, if I can jack it upwards and ejaculate successfully that way can I fuck with it? Like cowgirl and stuff like that. I mean, how strong is the female body? If I can hold it straight upwards myself can a vagina do so as well?
Jesus Christ, I've never thought I'd read a sentence like this in my entire life. This is the weirdest sentence I've read today.
There is a method to fix scar tissue involving an electric tooth brush. You basically get an erection and then place the back of the tooth brush on the part that bends. The vibrations are supposed to break away the scar tissue. Try it out, it's better than paying thousands for a surgery.
Don't have an electric toothbrush, would anything that vibrates work?
Don't think so. Ultrasonic. Flip it up and sleep on your stomach. It'll take time. I don't know if you use that thing but I can guaranty that it'll do the trick with bonus points for creativity. When you get married and put it in the same place for years, it will start to fit your wife's shape.
I mean I'm honestly fine with it being that way as long as I can have normal sex. It doesn't hurt me.
it's Peyronie's disease, mate.
Wish we had some chicks here. Pretty sure it's mostly impersonaters. I have quite a curve myself and sometimes wish for straighter. But I would be proud of it is was the in your face type of curve like you have going on there.
This is the word I see associated with toothbrush if you want to Google. Thanks to user. That dick is going to work out as is though. I assure you.
How can I test before, do I buy a fleshlight and try fucking it? What something has the same properties to the extent where I can test my dick out?
So you'd want my dick over yours huh
I guess. No homo tho. That'd be cool if bros could swap and try eachother's dicks out on bitches.
Babies fit in there
Nothing. Just go see a doctor.
You need surgery to fix it.
First we need bitches my man
So does your mother
>You need surgery to fix it.
No money and too scared
Doctors won't do shit anyway. That is where the do it yourself idea came from.
I know they won't, I need to do it myself. I'll try the toothbrush thing but first I need to buy an electrical toothbrush
You should be fine, some women buy curved dildos
>do I buy a fleshlight and try fucking it?
You have the money for that yet can't go to a doctor. Get your health first on the priortiy list and visit a doctor RIGHT NOW.
That was more of a joke, no I don't have money for it. But even then I reckon it's a lot cheaper.
$30 for a fleshlight vs hundreds or thousands for a doctor. You really can't understand how that's a problem for some people?
Back to the topic: Can I fuck?
>Can I fuck?
I doubt.
GO SEE A DOCTOR. Ask a loan if you need one.
You're ruining your cock.
The disease you probably have is Peyronie disease. You need to be medically treated or it will get worse. It might bend in more than one way, too.
Get help.
Getting a loan to go to the doctor, why is it so fucked up?
Ye I looked into Peyronie's disease seems like it's that. I just don't have money for the surgery and I DO NOT trust local doctors with operating on my pee pee
Dude. You can fuck! You are talking to virgins and female impersonators.
OP what the fuck is happening in your /soc/ post
I'm seeing it user I have no idea what the dude is smoking
Figured I'd ask this question here.
Gf says my penis smells wat do?
My overall hygiene is good (crotch, ass etc., keep them all clean) I'm not a fat fuck, I don't have an infection.
For my dick glans in specific I bought a pH neutral soap and tried using that for a few days, gf still said it smelled (in the past I've tried hand soap, liquid soap, shower gels etc.)
I've asked this question before and the user-consensus was that I wash it too often.
When I'm with my gf I sometimes wash it up to 3-4 times, with soap, what do you guys think? I have used no soap for the past 4-5 days and the texture has actually improved, it isn't dry anymore.
Look at my dick do I look like someone who knows a lot about them.
Ask here user Good luck
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Alrighty thanks will check out.
I wish I could help you but all I know to tell you is that having a downwards curved dick is beneficial for doggy and other poses where you're hitting her G spot, but your curve is so large I don't know if it's normal or not.
I had 2 dick surgeries (frenulotomy) yeah sure it is a bit awkward for them to touch your dick, but it's not that bad, just wash up beforehand.
Nah I know it's not normal but it doesn't have to be if it's usable.
Well I said normal in the sense of unusable, but yeah go to a urologist you homo, your future sex life depends on it
I will sometime in the future but not now.
why postpone it?
Don't trust the doctors from my country enough, don't have money, still think I can maybe make it work.
well I can to a certain extent trust you not trusting your doctors enough, I'm from a slav country, my gf got misdiagnosed with a terrible skin condition(scabies) the doctor said it was just an allergy.
But your case is so severe that I don't think a urologist would be wrong in his diagnosis, but your choice.
I'm also from a Slav country, Montenegro.