Just got my army patches in the mail

Stop your cultural appropriation.

t. Country of origin.

Australian Jew.

Let the LARPing begin, huh homosexual.

What makes me homo? Your dad taking it in the ass from me on a wild weekend?

No it's not, wristbands weren't stitched with carbon fibers until 1960's-1970's

UGGGGHH..

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Finally a clock that shows the reich time!

I understand the desire to larp, I really do. But as someone who actually owns memorabillia your patches seem fake and gay.

i'd get the sweet SS Armband, I bet i'd look sweet on Flecktarn.

It's possible to have an authentic time price with a new band, you know that right?

Now even you know that baitpost doesn't make sense right?

what jacket or vest to you intend to put these on?

do you intend to wear this in public?

How?

I own a real fucking iron cross that my relative earned. And you ordered cheap patches online.
I'm not shitting on you, as I said before I understand you.
But can't you also see how it makes me feel a bit... uneasy maybe, I don't know the right word to describe it.

hahahahaha
why would you larp for the biggest jews in the universe lmao.

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nice larp anglo.

Hello friends
Yes
1. On my granpapas hankerchief
2. On my balaclava I use to murder my enemies
3. My uncle's trucker rope I use to hang myself with
. :)

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look at the flag

Relative? You mean step father?
My grandparents were German, real germans, germans that were completely destroyed because they were successful farmers before Hitler came into office. They moved to Australia and had the 3rd largest amount of farmland in New South Wales. They would die inside whenever someone mentioned Hitler.

Quite a normal reaction to see people larping as Germans bro, It's like the Turks who proclaim themselfs as German and try sohard to fit in but in reality they'll never be one of us.

Relative of my family has an iron cross too somewhere in the basement we have a bunch of old vinyl records of the time and a Soviet watch, had some Guns too but idiotic us back then didn't know that we didn't have to give em to the Police so thats that

Heil dir und deiner Familie

pretty sure its illegal to think a racism in Australia let alone wear it

Your the one who is thinking racist. I just bought boat he's in the mail

Stop speaking logically to idiots, Satan.

Where did you get it from?

You gonna stich those on your jacket and wear it public? I hope so

>nazi clock
>made in france
>in english: water resistant

lol yikes

when are you ever gonna wear that lol

Just around home, while exercising and socialising in public

You are on the list too
t.the guy who write lists

Cool now go make the Holocaust real mate.

haha oh HELL yeah brother

welcome to the reich man :^)

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What are you? 9? Role play much? Does it make you feel grown up? Kewl? Edgy? Trendy? Yes edge lord, you’re special now.

Are you even German this is larping

Fake & gay are appropriate words.

cringe

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I assume you're unemployed if you actually plan on wearing that

this lmao

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NatSoc Germany was basically large gay BDSM session

that looks so fucking cheap user, i'm so sorry you paid money for that

Who

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>be me
>delivery guy at random transportation company
>spend the morning working
>Drive around town, giving away people their packages
>Mount on van after giving some boxes
>Check list for next destination
>Fuck
>It's in the shady part of town
>Area is so poor and full-of-crime I barely gotta drive there
>Make my way to the house
>Park in front of it while avoiding some trash cans thrown in the middle of the street
>Get out of the van, pick up box
>Walk down the lawn path, house looks semi-abandoned
>knock on door
>hear an old, female voice: "OPPPP, will ya geddat? Muss be yer Nazi shite¡¡"
>yikes.gif
>Hear distant mumbling, and the sound of somebody walking up
>Probably from the basement
>They open the door
>Not fully open, just a tiny bit
>Odour from within the house reaches my nostrils
>Mix of fried meat and cheap alcohol
>OhGodthesmell.jpeg
>Still enough to distinguish a fat, greasy White guy
>Looks in his 30s, wears bottle-bottom glasses and weird T-shirt with some runes
>"Delivery for user McAnon", I say
>"Y-Yeah. D-Dat's me. Than-Thank you Sir", he mumbles
>Grabs the package and slams the door on my face
>I walk away through the front lawn to my van
>Can still hear them shouting
>"Mommy, mommy, I got muh Nazi badges!"
>"Gimme dat, OP, u don't haf enof GBPs for opening the package yet!! Here, have some tendies¡"
>I step on the gas pedal as fast as I can
>my mind stays doomed for the rest of the day
>Ask for two days off work after that

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>Based

Pls let me into the Reich Daddy

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kek

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Thank you for your service. o7

Wow, good job user! You just saved the West!

Kek

Fake. It doesn't have Destroy Europe in place of hours.

>wearing decals from the losing faction

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where get the Western Outlands Supply Company shirts these days?

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