South Africa Election 2019 General

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What's happening?

>1. The constitution will be changed to legalise Zimbabwe-style land grabs.

>2. This Election in May will be the last election this country will see for a long time

>3. The ANC will win again without a doubt, so voting for secessionist parties like the Cape Party, Freedom Front Plus and Front Nasionaal are now more important than ever.

>4. These parties will not be allowed their referendums, BUT it will accelerate the frustration towards the government as the running power outages, continued mass corruption and drought tear the country apart.

>5. As things deteriorate people will be in favour of balkanising South Africa

Quick Facts:

>Farm murders *are* a thing and have gotten more organized in recent months with military-grade gear

>There’s a low sense of urgency with a lot of whites that live in gated suburbs in Durban, Cape Town and Johannesburg (especially Anglo saffers)

>We’re sitting at around 35% unemployment and our economic growth rate is abysmal for a “developing” country

>3.3 Million South Africans (of a population of 57 million) Pay 99% of all Income Tax (Guess who that predominantly is) and 17 million blacks are on grants.

Not going to bother explaining the entire background beyond a tl;dr

>Nigs in government flipped the table and are going to seize all property in the country, be they urban or rural.

>Investors will GTFO

>Famine will start as farms go out of business

>Rand will collapse and so will the country.

>Southern Africa which is dependent on us will also go up in flames.


World Implications:

>World platinum prices will skyrocket as 80% of it is produced in South Africa. (thank me later Jow Forums)

>Undoubtedly cause a brand new refugee crisis of some 250 million if left alone

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Have a DNA test to show us?

If not, why not?

Did you get shitty results with African, Malay and Indian DNA?

Vote Cape party, yeet the Bantu from the Cape

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Its worth noting that the Soutpiel joke isn't a meme, most anglo saffers I know have dual citizenship

Says the 56% coin flip to prove if you actually white

Fokkin kaffers

Even if whites only make up 56% of the US population, the self-identified whites in South Africa (none of whom are actually white except for recent arrivals) make up 9% of the population.

I'm trying to decide if we should call South Africans 94% because they're only 94% white, or 9% because they make up 9% of the population.

Yeet die aap uit die kaap

I'm not seeing enough Ryan memes

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Yeet the ape out the cape

YEET THE APE OUT THE CAPE

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purge niggers, this is your land

CAPE OIL FOR CAPETONIANS

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Yes 9% of the population but blacks don't have internet since it's pretty expensive here. Also no black people know about Jow Forums or would care enough to go on Jow Forums there's a slim chance the person you talking to is Indian or coloured but there's 95% chance they white

We will draw the line and hold it

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I remember there's like a regular Zambian poster who's Jewish or some shit, and a Redpilled black Ugandan

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There's also that one dude that always posts how Jews are white

Oh fuck check them trips

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Even Indians are whiter then jews

I swear to God, if you actually get indepence from the nignogs I bet they would collapse within three years

Ayyy can't wait for this shit to start desu, the nogs keep fucking up, I just want this ride to end

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DA on suicide watch. They've abandoned the whites and coloureds and now they trying to get them back. Black boomers who left the ANC are coming back for Cyril and the black youth are voting EFF and BLF

Zero sympathy for whites in shithole Africa

The only first world nation in Africa within 4 years, guaranteed.

We'll just colonise them again

Blacks are the afraid of water, so they'll never know the majesty of whales

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Nogs shouldn't be forced into modernity, they should live as independent ethnic groups under their chiefs.

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After visiting SA and seeing how many amazing areas it has I'll be so pissed if it all falls apart like you describe...

GROOT TREK 2: ELECTRIC BOERELOO

DA has always been a Jew run party anyway, check out their party leadership since the mid 20th century, all progressive crypto commies

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Zero symoathy for "whites" in shithole America.

Stop

How did the blacks treat you? Depending where you went, I'm surprised that you left unscathed.

Once we gain independence, I'm going to literally start a fascist party. Full larp. Will be glorious.

I'm trying to decide which would be better

1) A party like Cape Party or FF+ wins and SA eventually balkanises (comfy route)

2) A radical party like BLF or EFF wins and SA turns into a fucking cesspool and I am legally allowed to slot floppies (hell yeah)


Hmm...

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Just checked out that telegram channel, fucking amazing

Comfy route allows you to start a big family with your boerfu.

I doubt it will be popular. You'd need homogeneity.

What are the voting patterns of the different races? Do all niggers stand together or do they split along some ethnic lines? How many white traitors are there? Do colors side with the other neggros? Are there many white politicans who are actually just subversive Jews?

I'm also a bit conflicted, but I want to see Renaldo Gouws cry if the Cape Party does really well. If BLF wins he'll just blame stupidity, if Cape Party wins in the WC he'll feel outright betrayed.

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Your videos are fucking based. I started watching last week and jesus christ we've been needing something like this for years in South Africa.

Fuck the media. THIS is the media.

I would die from a contorted rib

You would just end up with a similar issue 70 years down the line, wouldn't you?

Voting patterns are pretty much blacks being far left vs everyone else voting centre left to right.

Most vote ANC or EFF. Recently, parties like the IFP(Zulu nationalist) have been gaining grounds among Zulus.

I support them. I want autonomy for all.

Willem Petzer is too awkward and Renaldo Gouws is a faggot, glad the market was open.

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We never said if the blacks would survive the colonisation.

Why do you spend all day shilling SOUTH AFRICANS AREN'T WHITE you autist

Not if they're all dead by the time we get there.

Burger, just ignore him.

Dont give any attention to that traitor.

Implying they don't all starve to pre 19th century levels

Got a good point there

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I like the comfy route of 1) but I know that it will most likely be 2)

14/88

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With the amount of first aid that gets send to them, are you really sure that would be reliable?

My answer changes everyday. Depending how blackpilled I am at the ballot box will influence my vote

Can't wait to slot floppies with the 32nd meme battalion.

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Depends if the West stops with Africa's life support ja

>tfw the only thing standing between you and a comfy life with a qt boerfu is A FUCKING BANTU TRIBE REEEEEEEEAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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Glad you like it

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Bump for kaaptsek

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what ethnicity is the cape party tied to? the wikipedia article is very vague

WE WILL BE VICTORIOUS BROTHËR

>Tfw country must be cleansed before I can safely raise kids

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>you'll never get to beat defenceless black people as they chimpout

Never say never

its a shitty party but the idea of independence is why we support it. The only province where blacks aren't a majority with a strong Afrikaans and Anglo culture. Good infrastructure and beautiful landscape. We also pay a lot of tax but don't get much out. Only 10% of the population pays tax in SA, most of that coming from the Cape

We skipping beating and going straight to slotting

Lmao that Boeretan

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Wake up South African brothers. We can feel home again.

White and Coloured (Afrikaans speakers), it's openly anti bantu as it claims Xhosa work migrants will lead to ANC victories in the Cape in a few years.

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This fucking faggot. For the foreigners here, this Pieter faggot is a supporter of land grabs and farm murders. Here is a video of the faggot dancing
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Vir Volk en Vaderland

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I remember last year striking factory workers broke into the factory, doused the owner's pet macaw parrot in petrol, then set it alight. Apartheid style beatings is exactly what these animals deserve whenever they even consider chimping out.

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>Be boer try nazism in black contient
>Ok

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>nazism

Brainlet britbong

Wait, are you telling me the rest of the states would go bankrupt?

ITT: WE LAUGH AT BOER/AFRIKKANS

OH NONONO

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The Cape Republic needs to be a fascist nation in order to survive.

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This is literally all the Anglos fault. Never forget 1899

Kill all boers. It’s not your land you stupid Nazis

Most definitely. Within a decade.

>be bong
>have little white girls get openly raped in your backyard
>still no brexit
>still no knives

Also keep in mind there are 500 000 UK citizens who live here

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yes, the rest of the country would completely crash. read OP's message again

>le 56

>Be boer/affrikans or whatever white.
>Go to Zimbabwe and south Africa now we wuzing my homeland
>Install Jim crow LITE be prick for 60yrs
>Get overthrow and rekted.
>Try make Nazi type projects your kids (this one) and leaders get rekted.
>Now Africans are rekting you on mass....

"FUKKON BLAKCS DEFENDING THEIR LAND WTF"

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This shit keeps getting better and better.

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OH NOOO a small knife
>Pic of you

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Fucking saved that image.

Kill all boers. Not your land

>FUKKON BLAKCS DEFENDING THEIR LAND WTF
It's not their land

It's best not to engage

Why do you think they are so determined to derail this thread?

What is the great Bantu migration?

Now you're speaking my language

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Unironically want the EFF to win so i can legally kill kaffirs im getting pretty tired of all of this

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