Jow Forums if the 1985 classic The Breakfast club was remade in 2019 what would be the radial make up of the cast be?
In today’s clown world political climate, would the bully and the goofy vice principal be the only characters to remain white?
Jow Forums if the 1985 classic The Breakfast club was remade in 2019 what would be the radial make up of the cast be?
Adrian Cook
Tyler Parker
no, the janitor would be white for sure, also Bender would be played by Michael B Jordan almost certainly
Colton Rogers
It would be all female
The story wouldn't change
Robert Davis
>molly ringworm
Andrew White
it's a shit film user
Brandon Flores
>jock replaced with dark Hispanic
>bender huge black man that acts gangsta
>nerd still white blonde hair blue eyes
>pretty girl still white blonde or red hair
>creepy girl is transgender Indian boy
>pretty girl tells transgender cut off his penis
>he agrees to do it after detention
>film ends with black bender fucking pretty girl as nerd watches and holds her hand while jock gives blow job to transgender creepy girl
Michael Perry
>black sports chad
>blonde white girl with no other attributes besides being black sports chad girl at the end
>quirky bi latina with a big brain
>creepy dorky white school shooter kid
>a muslim who turns out to be really great
Jeremiah Watson
There would be niggers but of course they wouldn't dare make it realistic and have any of the niggers represent realistic roles like bully or criminal or retard.
Landon Carter
>British
>Opinion on films
Opinion in the trash.
Ryder Kelly
all the actors will have vaginas as faces in the remake
the plot will be that these vaginas would constantly pop out babies and the actors slash them to pieces after the first scream
THE END
Christopher Anderson
It’s a shitty movie. The ending is one of the cringiest things ever committed to film.
John Allen
Jock would be black, edgy dude would be middle eastern, goth chick would be asian, Molly Ringwald would be jewish, nerd kid would still be white (mixed race)
Adam Price
Estevez's character would be a basketball star, 6'2, black, and smooth as hell. He'd be constantly hitting on the rich girl.
Ringwald's character would be a blonde girl. Except instead of giving her depth, they'd make her a 'stacy', or whatever they call them now. She'd be on her phone all the time and have lots of diamonds and shit.
Bender would be a white guy still. He'd be a redneck of sorts. But they'd leave him white because they'd want to make bad parenting seem like a white problem - can't show shitty parents being brown or black.
Obviously Anthony Michael Hall would be an ASIAN GIRL. Almost guaranteed. And instead of being too nerdy, the nerdy part would be acceptable, but she'd be having issues with her gender - feeling like a boy. And they give her a hard time for that at first.
Then of course Ally Sheedy's character would be a hispanic girl who's such a total spaz! She kinda has the hots for the basketball star, but hates him for liking the white girl. She doesn't speak english too good, and she really just wants to hang with her Morrissey loving cholo friends.
In the end they write a letter about diversity and how it makes the school better, and the evil teacher's just part of a dying generation who's time has come. Then the nigger basketball player dunks a ball and it freeze frames on him while some mumble rap version of "ayo, don forgit bout me, don walk on by gurl, I'mma call ur name uh uh" plays.
Josiah Lopez
>It would be all female
>The story wouldn't change
and no one would watch the movie becaise it's another SJW anti-white-male POS movie
Gabriel Davis
It's not a great movie, but it's interesting from a cultural perspective, as it gives you a glance at how people in the 80s perceived high-school and teenage culture, albeit through a Hollywood lens.
Justin Green
the guy with the jean jacket would be black and he would hook up with the pretty lipstick white girl
Alexander Watson
Jock white
Preppy girl white
Dork asian
Criminal black
Creepy girl Asian
Jayden Wood
There weird girl would be a tranny 100%
Even when i saw the movie 15 years ago i thought of they re made it they would do bullshit like that
Nicholas Turner
its set in north suburban chicago, not hollywood.
Thomas Sullivan
I'm talking about it being a Hollywood movie, not where it's set. Obviously a Hollywood movie would be somewhat out of touch with the actual reality of the time, but it's still interesting to see what the mainstream perception of high-school life was like in 1985.
Liam Price
I hope you're just pretending to be fucking retarded.