HOLY SHIT GUYS

Holy cow you're not wrong. I checked next Saturday's schedule in one of the biggest theatres in my town. Here's the first half of a search for "all movies" on March 9.

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Same here by me

It's not what it seems.

*poops*

And here is the second half. That's all there is. March 7 has 19 different movies playing.

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>those nipples
That's a man, baby.

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>your local cinema
>checks Pirate bay
Seems fine.

Yeah, you are not wrong. Everything from the 7th onwards is that marvel movie all day. Till at least the 14th March can't see anything beyond that.

This movie is designed to brainwash people guaranteed.

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i wonder if pornography with no relevance to the discussion is reportable

not suckable

Hmm, it's only Captain marvel from the 8th-13th then there's one other on the 14th and like 3 others after that
Very strange but i never check movie times that far out so idk if it's unusual

You should go watch Bogart instead.

Red board, retard

I thought OP was clowning us but it's true. Literally one other movie has one single showing that day, same with the 8th and 10th. Days before are normal, and it goes back to normal on like the 17th.

She's keeping them that way for a reason.
She's like a foot fetish version of a bug chaser

True here too. This seems weird.

niggers tongue my angus

It's Brie Larson.

Still goes to movies

Maybe they're anticipating that the movie will be *that big*?

so i checked it out and it is reportable
seems like it wouldn't be reportable if wasn't blatantly against the rules of this particular board
i think this should probably be reported

Lots of things are reportable. Jannies will probably ignore your report, though.

You’re now force to watch captain fungus no matter what, since it’s the only movie available, by doing so it will guarantee the movie won’t flop and make a billion. Disney once again wins.

literally who

hoyl shit, wtf?!

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>all that's airing in my state is A Madea Family Funeral and Captain Marvel
What the fresh shit?!

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I thought you were yanking my chain, but holy shit you're right. One theatre is also playing something called 'Greta' on the 7th alongside Captain Marvel, but other than that it's just the same movie all day.

Is this normal by any chance? If only one new movie comes out a week and the other movies have been in theatres for a few weeks, would they only play the new one? Haven't been to a theater in over a year.

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Nofap is pro-circumcision.
Stop it.

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oh no doubt, jannies only ever take action when the poster has done or said something righteous, spam gets a free ride without exception

probably because most theaters dont put movies that far in advance except for big releases

>CINEMAS HAVE OFFICIALY CANCELLED EVERYTHING
no, they havent.

Captain Marvel.

cool

What my local theater is playing on the 7th. What caused this?

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Underrated and pirate pilled

Petition to exclusively call this shitshow of a movie Captain Fungal, and make it a thing before the release date. The shill media would be in a state of complete rage.

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Movie times don't come out weeks in advance you fucking jack asses. Jesus Christ, get a job or something instead of worrying about what movies a theater may be playing 2 weeks from now lmao

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trips of truth
I can't believe it
we're reaching levels of degeneracy I didn't think possible

pic related: only 1 movie playing

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My local movie theaters has the capacity for three movies, none of which are captain no ass

How the hell is this even legal?

Maybe. But all my local ones show everything else as cancelled.

Was Brie Larson another victim of The Fappening?

Mine has How to Train Your Dragon too

No. Even when infinity war came out there were other movies playing.

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>CINEMAS HAVE OFFICIALY CANCELLED EVERYTHING BUT CAPTAIN MARVEL FROM THE 7TH.

There's no way that this won't backfire

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>Fungal
Works on so many levels.

>Maybe they're anticipating that the movie will be *that big*?
No you stupid nigger. They're NEEDING this movie to be that big. This is desperation, not confidence.

I agree

what she looked like before the cosmetic surgery

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No, it's not normal. I've seen at most two theatres in a cinema showing the same movie if it's a really big one.

Look at the showtimes for CM in my theatre It's absolutely stuffed, mate

how the fuck is toe fungus real? just put some fucking nizoral on the fucking thing

What the deuce? It's true. There's some shit called "Greta" on the 7th, but from the 8th on nothing else.

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>Captain Fungal
Captain Fungaltoe

I am completely for this.

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actually, click on the movie you want to see and then click thursday. they're not cancelling anything.

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Capeshit featuring a character most people have never heard of, after years of saturating the market with capeshit? That's a bold move, Cotton.

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I dont get it either, people dont wash their feet I guess.

Nice tits, excellent nips.

nice tiddies!

One more

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Theaters near me are playing everything. I haven't been to the cinema in a while. I think I'll go see Glass Monday. Have fun with your cucked theaters.

They open up extra theatres for large marvel movies and Star Wars and shit because they will have a shit ton of people come to see just that movie that day. They can make more money with more showings because most of them will sell out.

no areola

yeah she is. the fappening is forever.

That's so weird. All movies in LA are just going to be Captain Marvel on the 7th. Is this going to be a mass brainwashing event?

Post screenshot for what's showing on the 8th or 9th.

There is no excuse for that, that's not just a little fungus lol that shit is on every toe. It's like shes been walking around with that shit spreading and growing for weeks. Like bitch just go to Walgreens and get some fungal cream

>niggers tongue my angus
moooooo

anyone confirm?

An extreme over estimation of the amount of interest in this movie, or more likely the mouse strangling local theaters to comply with its BS if they want to continue to get gravy train productions to show

WTF? Here in U R Gay they did the same, this kikes are truly desperate to make people see this feminist crap

I just did and they haven... WAIT WHAT. The entire weekend has no showings other than Captain SJW. Everything else is cut friday through saturday! They are legitimately railroading families that want to go to the movies on the weekend into watching captain SJW!

When did her nudes leak?

Wait wait wait.... Does this mean Hollywood is in cahoots with the big cinemas? That's not fucking legal is it?

Captain Fungaltoe it is!!!!!!!!
Perfect!!!! Meme away autists!!!!!

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>please watch

damn im finna hit that my dudes

Saw HTTYD Hidden World last week, absolutely no minorities and a nice family message. Bretty good movie

March 8th is international women's day

what the...... its the same for all the days after

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Just checked it’s the only movie for the 7th and 8th. Guess OP isn’t a faggot

Lol wtf it's the only movie showing at my theater and I live in a small ass town