/ptg/ PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - IT'S AWOOVEMENT EDITION

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP
whitehouse.gov
donaldjtrump.com/
@realDonaldTrump

>b-but Trump hasnt done anything!
promiseskept.com/
magapill.com/

ARCHIVED LINKS pastebin.com/ynXV6CHT
WH Public Pool/Schedule: publicpool.kinja.com/

NEW APPEARANCES
>VP Pence @CPAC 2019 3/1/19
c-span.org/video/?458416-1/
>ARRR Nige @CPAC 2019 3/1/19
youtu.be/9d52p62sldA
>ActCoS Mulvaney @CPAC Reagan Dinner 3/1/19
c-span.org/video/?458348-1/
>NECDir Kudlow on FBN 3/1/19
youtu.be/jYJ2YE153a8
>Lara Trump on F&F 3/1/19
youtu.be/yjh7HnR6SDk
>KAC on FoxNews 3/1/19
youtu.be/FhHRwYMXMv4
>KAC on SiriusXM 3/1/19
youtu.be/jTHztrpKpD8
>Giuliani on OAN 3/1/19
youtu.be/BzEpoR7YLjY
>Amb Cohen @UNSC on Burundi 3/1/19
youtu.be/WRwgUTJOKAI
>Amb Cohen @UNSC on Silencing Guns in Africa 3/1/19
youtu.be/q_cCCb2K-nk
>SpecRep4Venezuela Abrams @UN Presser on Venezuela 3/1/19
youtu.be/NzvhJ4eI5Ls
>StateDept Press Brief (SpecRep4Venezuela Abrams) 3/1/19
youtu.be/QdEiZnkUxZA
>StateDeptVideo: Wildlife Trafficking 3/1/19
youtu.be/95_1LRTfoh0
>CPAC 2019 Day 2 3/1/19
youtu.be/XThVZcS8sfc (full)
youtu.be/sazQvN37to8 (KAC)
c-span.org/video/?458347-38/ (Don Jr)
c-span.org/video/?458347-1/ (searchable speaker)
>This Week@State 3/1/19
youtu.be/XTPkdZ0M-O8
>SpiceDaddy comments to DailyCaller 2/28/19
youtu.be/H1fHxJFhyX0
>Pres Trump on Hannity 2/28/19
youtu.be/2ZpSeCqRwdw
>CPAC 2019 America Will Never Be Socialist 2/28/19
youtu.be/57uIcLiOBJM
>Pres Trump w/troops @JBElmendorf-Richardson 2/28/19
c-span.org/video/?458398-1/
>SoS Pompeo on FoxNews 2/28/19
youtu.be/ByUYA-7VigI
>TreasSec Mnuchin on CNBC 2/28/19
youtu.be/glw-CNo9hUo
>NECDir Kudlow on CNBC 2/28/19
youtu.be/sodI-qZRIcY

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I'M OUT
NEW BAKER NEEDED
friggin MAGA

i got it

thanks, I got it

nice try

Nigger nigger

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DING DING DING
FIRST TO AWOO!

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Gotcha OP.

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in the new city building game Dawn of Man
You can build a wall. I'm downloading it now. Going to try it out.

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Darn it.

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i got it thanks mna

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Alright, fuck it, I'll ask. I'm out of the loop on dinoposting.

>not eating ham on Christmas
Didn't know Worst Baker had a bunch of proxies.
lmao not tonight, mapleniggerThe Worst One™ is baking.

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the tranny janny FEAR the skeleton and dinos

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Dinosaurs are redpilled

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someone itt recomended this lewd anime

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We Space in 3h, 27min
>youtu.be/nMl3PsR2oDU
Official Launch Time: 2:49 AM EST, 7:49 AM UTC

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das rite, the trophy is mine!

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that was me

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I'm a gay man and I have nothing but fond memories of my time spent in the girls' locker room. As an effeminately homosexual adolescent, I felt very uncomfortable and out of place in the loud, nasty, testosterone-fueled environment of the boys' locker room, so our dyke gym teacher let me use the girls' locker room instead. All my friends were girls and they loved me, I was kind of their cuddly little gay mascot. But there's always one bitch who'll kick up a fuss, and it's usually the ugliest one in the room. This hatchet-faced shrew called Arlene took issue with my presence, she was all "Oh I don't feel comfortable with him looking at my naked body", and I was just like "Girl, I wouldn't look at your tired ass if it paid me to". She got over herself eventually. Sometimes I would sashay into the boys' locker room and pretend I'd forgotten my schoolbag, then I'd run back to the girls' locker room and tell them about all the small sad willies I'd seen. I also had great fun towel-whipping those bitches until their fat asses were red raw! Lolz.

confirmed

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THE BOAT IS MINE!

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Fedoranigger got butt hurt that anons were talking about shared love of dinosaurs, and handed out a bunch of 3-day vacations. So anons started posted them to annoy him, and the fact that, like he and the rest of the janny trannies, their bone structure will always make their sex identifiable to historians.

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>he doesn't even eat this for christmas
basically, you work at taco bell

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It was an accidental discovery.
>late night thread derails into talking about dinosaurs and why liking dinosaurs as a little kid is more pronounced among white boys
>fedoranigger and his tranny janny squad chimp the fuck out and a quarter of the entire thread gets three day vacations
>wat.jpg
>bans expire
>people compare notes
>HEY WAIT A MINUTE
>realize that dinosaur fossils and reconstruction paleo art are based on skeletal structure
>inferring gender based on skeletal structure is an implicit rejection of tranny insanity
>so out come the MAGA hats

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*17 min, but now it's about 3h 14min

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I like this awoo. Please share more.

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Been a slow day at work today. Even /ptg/ seems slow. Guess I'll crack open another one.

Thanks. Have a semi-rare Trump for your explanations.

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I will bake. I am definitely not lying.

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I guess you could say that the tranny jannies are saur losers.

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See
The Truck-Boat-Truck is the real trophy

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>there are globohomo kike in this thread right now who fear the dinoposter

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My favorite squidbillies line of all time is
>Make eggs, over ther
youtube.com/watch?v=uutx1uyiFJ4

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Ha so? I don’t give a fuck. Call the cops

I want no part in your syphillius fever dreams of a mad man

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i laff'd :(

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Calm down and have some pizza.

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Nah, they were dino sore about it.

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saved AF
GOD DAMN IT CARLOS I WILL PERSONALLY FLING YOU OVER THAT FUCKING WALL

its a pretty good show.

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Gaga Pee Pap was the most mentally blasted character on a show made up exclusively of scummy drug addicts. Thats impressive

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excuse me sir, but I didn't order the crab-dog pizza, I ordered the barbecue chicken.

do you have the one with the mouth full of sharp teeth?

MEEP MEEP

Shill pastas:

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Shill image MD5 hashes:

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They didn't make much of an effort today, but there you have it for you filtering pleasure.

anime has gone too far

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fox > wolf
oh cool i can usually see those from here

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Squidbillies is pure kino and Dan Halen is are guy

He's got good wisdoms, though.
>You know fire?
>It's hot.
>Don't touch that shit., no matter how shiny.
Now go forth, my bumble-servants!

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Niggers. Boy, I sure do hate them.

>Rape me once, shame on you
>Rape me twice, shame on me

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Ghost of John McCain BTFO

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>decades wasted because bureaucrat kikes convinced congress niggers the space shuttle wasn't a fuckwitted idea
Wonder if Elon can figure out a way to prove we've wasted shittons on beaners and chinks instead of whites

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>>KAC on FoxNews 3/1/19

youtube.com/watch?v=lOmy_3GB_fA

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They added a zero-g indicator.

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>never ever

Dan Halen IS Donald Trump.

>Rape me once, shame on you
>Rape me twice, shame on me
lol nice attempt
>raped me once, shame on you
>raped me twice, well, I must've done somethin' to deserve it

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That doesn't look like pizza.

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3 hours lads

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The space shuttle as designed was solely an actual shuttle for the full STS system which included nuclear powered long range spacecraft. That got cancelled because the money was going to gibs instead. It's the same reason Apollo got killed. I hate the kikes so very much for their attempt to bind us in nigger chains to scrabble in the dirt forever when our destiny is above us.

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He’s the version of Trump we need
I knew I’d gotten something wrong

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He's own the moon. The fucking moon.

AWOO!

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>I knew I’d gotten something wrong
it's ok, it probably won't be your last fuck-up tonight :P

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Is there a .webm of this scene? I don't feel comfortable posting a compressed tumblr .gif whenever I want to post it.

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AWOOOOOOOOOVEMENT!

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pls stahp

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the science is in. Manlet cutoff is 5'10.

to keep things political, do you guys think manlets are more likely to be Republicans or Democrats?

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It's not just niggers; there's loads of cash wasted by letting the globaljew move manufacturing to Chinkistani labor. Countless tons of steel wasted, projects that fall apart, things you own are plastic chink shit that's intended to break in two years, and even if it wasn't designed that way the slave who made it would no question have fucked something up so it won't survive anyhow.

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Better real estate than Hillary ever sold
Delet
It’s not a scene so much as entire episodes that feel like a fever dream when he talks

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Imagine the size of the dino dick

Until what?

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t. Artyom
>Basedboyuz rocket

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Trump should hire Andrew Yang in his cabinet.

>Countless tons of steel wasted, projects that fall apart, things you own are plastic chink shit that's intended to break in two years, and even if it wasn't designed that way the slave who made it would no question have fucked something up so it won't survive anyhow.

The inevitable conclusion of defying nature.

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Democrats have to be. Married and cohabiting men are overwhelming republican even including non Whites.

Hillary properties come with their own end of life plan though; it's great for retirement

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n
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oobs

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We make our rockets American Again

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>SPACE MISSIONS
>DRAGON ENERGY
>DINO POSTING
>Trump administration in serious talks with Abe again
Do you feel it?

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5 MINUTE WARNING!
PLACES EVERYONE!

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>tfw 6'4"

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