AUS/POL/ - SATURDAY BUSHFIRE EDITION

G'day lads

Bushfire emergency warnings issued for Gembrook, Dargo, Budgeree amid hot conditions
>abc.net.au/news/2019-03-02/bushfire-emergency-warning-for-gembrook-bunyip/10864312

Scott Morrison insists he's not distracted by ministerial exodus as Christopher Pyne bows out of politics
>abc.net.au/news/2019-03-02/christopher-pyne-retires-from-politics/10864364

Inside the B&S ball: A uniquely Australian tradition which gave single men and women from the countryside a way to meet before Tinder - with black-tie dinner dances replaced by riotous festivals
>dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6762903/Inside-traditional-Australian-B-S-balls-loved-remote-areas.html

Cardinal George Pell's conviction: the questions that remain
>theguardian.com/australia-news/2019/mar/02/cardinal-george-pells-conviction-the-questions-that-remain

Rents in Sydney drop for the first time in more than a DECADE amid property market collapse - but experts warn the good times could be short lived
>dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6762467/Rent-Sydney-drops-time-DECADE-amid-property-market-collapse.html

Nicola Gobbo's role revealed in infamous 1996 election eve political hoax
>abc.net.au/news/2019-03-02/nicola-gobbo-informer-3838-lawyer-x-past-role-alp-letters-hoax/10861574?section=politics

fuck niggers
fuck kikes
fuck chinks
but most of all
FUCK BOOMERS

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Other urls found in this thread:

abc.net.au/news/2019-03-02/bushfire-emergency-warning-for-gembrook-bunyip/10864312
youtube.com/watch?v=qTk-69f64KU
asio.gov.au/
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Romanian_royal_family
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nihil_sine_Deo
twitter.com/SFWRedditImages

>inb4 that dirty seppo

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i don't understand what the americans mean when they say that australia has space when 80% of the landmass is a fucking uninhabitable desert and 20% is full of venomous things and aussies

>fuck niggersfuck kikesfuck chinksbut most of allFUCK BOOMERS
based

He just wants to push immigration on us

Young Nationals are fuckwit leftist shills that all deserve a short drop with a sudden drop like the traitors they are.

Real thread is here
Whose thread would you rather post in?
The Young Nationals thread made by a group of dicksword shills or Jannie posters thread?

I give no bullshit and you all know that, or maybe you don't.....

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Aww stick a shrimp in it Keith, we’re freezing our nuts off up here in the correct hemisphere. Let it all burn.

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>Cardinal George Pell's conviction: the questions that remain
Did he do it lads?

>abc.net.au/news/2019-03-02/bushfire-emergency-warning-for-gembrook-bunyip/10864312
>no news or current affairs to discuss
What sort of aus/pol/ is that?
No thanks faggot

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Na, no way. He was setup from the start.

> Young Nationals thread made by a group of dicksword shills

You mean Fuckers i mean Tuckers and his entourage?

Now both these threads suck
Feels good man

alright, ASIO invited me here in the real thread. but, Australians should know that they have so much in common with America, and not just having networks named ABC...

every Australian must repost pic related in every thread from now on.

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I like you gypsy
You should still drop the trip

Any first year uni students from melb tired of hearing about coons during orientation?

welcome, fren
Naa, but from Adelaide. Yeah wore pretty thin having all the lecturers go through whose land it was and how we must pay our respects

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Yup And both the Libs and Labor want to import a shit tonne more of these filthy niggers in our country

welcome to you to lad. hope you saved that pic too. just give me a few moments to make up some OC for Aussies to use.

welcome friend

I met an aussie once. We drank a lot of cheap beer and threw sticks at alligators. Good times. Good people.

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checked and saved mate

>Nicola Gobbo's role revealed in infamous 1996 election eve political hoax
How long before she gets knocked off lads?

I bet she was coppin dick from the cops and the crims

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what the fuck are you checking you fucking retard?

mostly your mum

necrophiliac

Are ya? Whats that like?

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sounds like a top night out

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>g-grandma milkies

>heavily influenced by American culture
>Australia hosts several American military facilities
these are problems
the diggers didnt shit blood in the jungles of new guinea so their decendents could say howdy

WALTZING MATILDA...

What kind of pathetic loser are you?
You make aus/pol daily with the same image when the thread already exists and did for hours before you post your thread wtf is wrong with you?

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>thread doesn't have any relevant news stories
>cope
I'm sorry your daddy touched you

alright, i have not finished the OC yet, i am still working on it hard. but i will give the thread a well deserved bump.

Having multiple active aus/pol/s demonstrates the superiority of the Australian nation above all others

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Obviously somebody forgot to post Rule 1.

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Based and redpilled Jordan Peterson puts fat commie retard in her place on Q&A:
youtube.com/watch?v=qTk-69f64KU

did he washed "her" penis

i finished my OC, hope ASIO likes it.

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based
Nice one brother!

looks good cunt, make more, i'll make some as well if i find some good shit to trace over.

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and here is another variant, use it against memeflags.

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do you even remember the original meme flags?

Agreed our culture is being destroyed by this left-handed faggot government. Australians have fought for the right for this country and foreigners who come here don't understand this.

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well, who cares about them? they had no reasons to exist anyway.

Dont forget cunts. Its Mardi Gras in Sydney
All Sydney cunts must go out and fuck all the fag-hags without a Dinger, then do a runner in the morning.

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I don't really like them but it makes it easy to detect faggots like you tripfags. also just mentioning that were here before for all the newfags

Another satdy night I've spent in bed

How do I do it cunts? How do I keeping working my shit job counting days the days until the weekend and counting down the days until the Christmas holiday break?

I'm counting down the best days off my life

What job do you do user?

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I'm moving out, so that fun and all.

But holy shit is choosing a energy provider more complicated than car insurance.

Anyone got any pointers for a good provider in the Melbourne West?

(also whats FTTN like? I'm going with aussie broadband)

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i thought she owned him actually
revealed him as the big cuckservative fag that he is

>sitting in the shed smoking cones on this fine weekend
>this was some good shit, could hardly see and struggled to balance despite sitting down
>hear arabic yelling
>its the mob of arabs coming back from the park
>as they walk past, i see them scoping out my house
>one checks my mailbox, nothing in there
>two 16-19 age youths point at the shed where im sitting
>the shed is too dark for them to see me inside because its a 1/3 open roller door
>they proceed to walk confidently down my driveway towards the shed
>the shed is a mess, rubbish everywhere but in amongst it some fancy tools
>I wait nervously as they approach knowing I am too fucked up to do anything
>once they reached the door they tiptoed and maneuvered under it
>after they popped their heads back up they glanced past me as they scanned for things to steal
>seconds later they do a double take and spot me sitting in the corner
>I throw my scissors at them and yell "GEOUT CARNT!"
>they fucked off as fast as possible
>another victory for the hardworking aussie

holy shit
i hope she was a good lay when she was 38 and he was 18

>t. melbourne leftist
Her entire argument was "why should I take personal responsibility when there's global warming". She claims to care about global warming yet can't reduce the amount of food she stuffs in her fat face, even though it would reduce her carbon footprint and make her healthier.

cunt get your shit together

>Not locking the fucken wogs in there after you've turned the Gas bottle on...

no it wasn't
she was talking about lack of job security
and i assume the expensive housing market
spastic
yeah and climate change
but clearly you have to nuke china and india to fix that, assuming it's real

yeah she's got a weight problem that doesn't mean her argument is invalid

Moral of the story, fuck mudslimes

I'm a workshop grub

oy you fuckin shit slinging cunt skips

Yes but her idea is that a shitty situation with variables seemingly out of our control somehow invalidates the need for personal responsibility and improvement. As Peterson points out he isn't against political action to solve such big issues, just that fat retards like her should get their act together before trying to dictate how the country should be run. The left is full of retards like her with unaddressed personality flaws that corrupt their thinking.

Imagine being such fuckwits that you circle jerk together in your shill thread between posting on discord all in an effort to stop a small group of bogans on a Japanese origami board about politics.
Real thread is here

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Board is crawling with interracial threads and shitposting. Bunking down here for a brief moment.

What the fuck is wrong with white women?
>go out on a date with a girl i met while smacked out on MDMA
>Broke ass bitch turned up with only $5 and expected me to shout the whole day, and she was obese as fuck.
>After being wholesome and going to the arcade, we went for a walk through the botanical gardens where she made a joke about how she did anal there once.
>then i bought us pizza and told her straight up im not interested in anything romantic, but i'll make today at least good since she's a depressed broken hoe.
>later we get drunk and she starts texting 2 of her ex's and they're calling her a stalker and threatening to call the cops on her.
>now she wants to do a 2nd date because i felt sorry for her and said it was ok.
>i dont want to date your obese mentally ill ass, but i'll still treat you like a person and be your drinking buddy out of pity
>literally can tell she's an emotional leach who rode the cock carousel and is now looking for a beta to "settle down and be cute" with

My date with the Maori girl was more cute and wholesome and enjoyable

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And you reply to shill aus/pol acting like it is not the same bullshit made by the same group of shills?
Half the threads you are talking about are made by their group of 12 fuckwits from the Young Nationals party.

>page 9
lmfao mentally ill faggot

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>discord tranny shill
Projection much?

>posts fake shill aus/pol 2 hours after aus/pol was already posted
Yes you and your mates are the very smrts

Your group of discord trannys does this daily, why are you so fucking stupid and impatient that you create a 2nd aus/pol instead of just making the next thread?
Talk about fucking damage control.

fuck you even talking about mate, im the bunnings cleaner.

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you don't need to have had years of a career behind you to be able to recognise good or bad policy
the panelists were completely wrong
and so are you

yes people should go to work
but peterson is just pushing people to have a huge work ethic, while ignoring all the factors in the world, he's mostly just a motivational speaker, he's not an intellectual

Discord trannies go away.
Do not stay, I hope and pray.

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How dare aus/pol discuss real issues... OP is from the Young nationals party and hates stuff like
They want to make sure you post on their shill thread, make sure to randomly give them info on where you live :)

Hows the kiwi bird m8?

you're going to fuck the broke ass hoe i can tell

what the fuck are you doing?

How long until the housing market collapses, boys?
I want to buy a fucking house already but I barely have enough saved to get a 200k one.

Buy the big BTC dip when it knifes below 3k. Potential 1200 bottom when fully capitulated.

I'm not touching fucking meme internet money, I just want half decent houses to be available at 300k again.

I reckon i'm gonna jump on that train once its low enough. Worth a shot, anyways.

can you buy any pain relief/anti depression medication pills online? I dont want to go see a doctor and make shit up just because I'm bored and sometimes want to get high off prescription medication lmao

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I remember you. WTF are you doing? Maori's are one of the races I'd betray my own race for. Get your shit together bro. Like seriously.

i know that feel user

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nice try asio

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This is Australia, please speak Mandarin Chinese.

Do I still have a bong flag?

Fuck.

hey don't worry chang at least you're 1/4 australian

It will easily crack 100k but this bull to bear run may take longer than the last one took. Potentially 2023 or 2024 before it starts to top again.
Incredible way to make easy money desu

i don't understand, to the Australians who hate ASIO, why do you hate him?

DUDE WEED

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Haha naaa mate, they're talking about our intelligence agency

asio.gov.au/

birds of a feather flock together

Yeah, reckon I'll sink a few grand into when the time's right. I'm prepared to sit on it for a few years.

Have you used these usb wallets before?

>Have you used these usb wallets before?

No but I would get the Trezor instead of the Ledger Nano. They only store your private keys but you use it more of as a backup plan for a big wallet to store on. 2FA all the way and never keep too much of your stack on any exchange. Some Canadian exchange just had a scam where the owner of the site went missing and like 400 million USD in Bitcoin is gone now.

Pitty that whenever ISIS attacks, it's not when we need them to

>the owner of the site went missing and like 400 million USD in Bitcoin is gone now.
jesus-fucking-christ!

so your name does have a meaning, like mine, which was the motto of our royal family.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Romanian_royal_family
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nihil_sine_Deo

the retarded Doppelgangers, especially the Turk LARPer, had no idea about this apparently.

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>a medication used to treat spasticity. It is used as a central nervous system depressant and skeletal muscle relaxant.
does this mean it'd get me smashed?