>Check out Jow Forums with morning coffee
>See a thread about Captain Marvel being exclusively shown in theaters
>"Bullshit, lemme check this out........oh fuck it's real"
>Check out largest theaters in Los Angeles
>Even go to their in house theater websites and use their calendar function to search
>Some theaters have ONLY Captain Marvel showing for 6 days straight
>No other movies
Is this the Matrix?
Why did you feel the need to post a new thread about this, when in your OP you when say you see multiple threads about this?
obey or die.
You're right, I should have made a thread about Black BBC or Roasties.
MARCH 7 - CAPTAIN MARVEL RELEASES
MARCH 8 - INTERNATIONAL WOMAN'S DAY
I bet the media will tie the two together and talk about CM breaking ticket sale records when they engineered it
there are some theatres in los angeles that only have one large screen with a lower deck and an upper deck movie theatre
for example, el capitan theatre is this way and buying a ticket there is overpriced as fuck
>Black Big Black Cock ?
>going to a movie with my wife, her bf and his son
>they let me see Captain Marvel because I worked 100 hours of overtime this month
>drive there in my 4 cylinder crossover, gas efficient and safe for my family
>buy everyone treats, comes to $200, only have enough money left for a soi latte for myself
>sit in the theater, booked the best seats in the house
>a group of black men in traditional African garb come in, banging on drums
>"oops wrong showing my niggas, we're going to see Black Panther for the fifth time"
>tip them my last $20 from my allowance for their show regardless
>wife adds a sticker to my "good husband" chart, 10 more and I get a handjob
>trailers come on
>STAR WARS EPISODE IX
>squeal I'm so excited and pretend I'm holding a lightsaber
>my wife's son joins in and tells me Finn is a more powerful jedi than Luke, I agree with him
>getting kind of boring, pull out my nintendo switch and play a little Mario through the other trailers
>finally the movie starts, close my reddit tabs on my iphone x, browsing r/politics (so close to drumpf being impeached!)
>shaking in my seat, have been waiting for Captain Marvel for months now
>a black guy walks into the theater late
>I offer my seat to him but realize there are no other seats available
>walk way up to the front and sit on the ground in front of the first row
>as I sit, popcorn crunches beneath me, my pants become stuck to the floor, doused in soda
>it's okay though, imagine being a slave, he's had a much harder time than me
>crane my neck back and begin watching the movie
>mfw she's ready to defeat Thanos!
I just tried every theater I know in multiple states, March 7-10 CM is the only movie with available showtimes
only poors go to the movies
A couple of hours ago I saw one annon post the good old meme "dont go to school tomorrow" referring to this shit sandwich. So you know be aware.
Why are you opposed to Captain Marvel's mission to end all white males?
kek
>fungus_infected_foot.png.jpg
this means their prescreening reviews were so bad they are forced to meme it to success, at tremendous cost. it'll come out how much they gave to other studios eventually
Nice
It's a double nigger cock, which OP seems to love more than the regular nigger cock.
I give this a 10/10
A+
This is a bigger deal than it looks.
Has this movie really been hyped that much in the USA?
I've vicariously been aware that Aquaman came out some months back due to a couple posters, but I'm only aware of Captain Marvel being a thing due to Jow Forums bitching about it.
If it succeeds, congrats to Marvel for knowing their shit and managing to cash in on the whole "Strong independent female lead character (TOTALLY the first time this has ever been done, ground-breaking shit you guys)" thing after DC already did it.
Would be hilarious if Wonder Woman gets outperformed by this literal who.
I knew there was a reason I still come here
Topkek (you) The sad part is the pieces exaggerated here are like playing switch in the theatre not the parts about the wife the wife's boyfriend and their son or imagining being a slave after giving a nigger your seat
I see Brie Larson as a challenge, more than anything. Here is a woman who, in every single aspect, is absolutely revolting - her exterior AND her personality - yet I can't help but wonder what would be like, to plunge balls-deep into her repeatedly.
That's right. Balls-deep. With no protection.
I won't lie, I'm extraordinarily-hard while typing this. I want to grab this... thing... and that's what Brie Larson is, let's not delude ourselves, a "thing"... by the hips and ram mercilessly in and out of her quivering, malformed cunt with the force of a gladiatorial chariot, while she makes stupid faces and contorts orgasmically, unable to control her bodily reactions even if she wanted to.
I would erupt violently inside that corrupt and corrupting womb as though the entire fate of humanity depended on my seed penetrating the foul walls of one of her ovaries, the electrical fusion from this coupling creating the Antichrist, as our combined, guttural, Chewbacca-like roars shattered glass and walls alike around us, the house toppling down while we lay there in a filthy, disgusting mess.
Yeah. I reckon Brie Larson does it for me.
lemme check
This isn't trivial though. Major corporations, run by globalists, are demanding we all bend to their will, and accept their propaganda which has been disguised as "entertainment".
Pathetic
It’s fucking true.
All the Captain Marvel shitposting was started by a redditor who owns an /sp/ discord server with trannies lol
Um, is this real?
The era of white men is over and there is nothing you can do about it
Nah, just the Mouse taking a big hit.
>It's OK because that's actually a 1,000 years old alien in the shape of a baby
They just tapped in to the social media (free marketing) and for the 2nd time that I know of, used it to shame anyone not wanting to see it. I don't like Larson at all and I'm passing on it because of her.
I thought you guys were joking. I just checked my nearest theater. And it's fucking real.
Bravo
why does Jow Forums just ignore the jew star in the background
you are one salty son of gun
Hollywood is making an ever large proportion of their money off fewer films. The tendency is towards a handful of huge blockbusters being produced for theatres, and all else going straight to streaming/tv.
Actually it's just getting started and can you spare a leash? Im about to fuck your sister
no
but in the real trailer it's an old lady which isn't really much better jfc
also if you google it you get a lot of pages all saying "WHY captain marvel punches old lady", like they're in full damage control bc they obviously fucked up bigtime. sick fucks.
the economist is actually sublime
No worries, Operation Fungal is in full affect. We shall hog all the parking spots so no one will find parking to watch the movie and leave again.
So, you knock her up, and she raises your son to be gender fluid, and suck toy for all of her pedowood friends.
I'm a journalist. Thanks for the tip and promotion I will get for this.
good memeflag.
we'll gas you last.
powerful!
i would wager that they had banked on woman throwing a fit about how empowering this movie is and demanding "woman only" screenings black panther style.
luckily no men would see them if they went to an all women show, thus it defeats the purpose of their main activity which is to stare in a mirror all day long and apply various jewish creams upon their faces..
holyshit, same thing in here, what kind of sick jewish trickery is going on. i didnt even plan on leaving my house but still
Nice star of david behind her there.
fuck these fucking kikes, god damn.
What the fuck is happening to this board? Posting her titties gets you BANNED.
i can actually see that happening
The economist is fucking garbage.
On a related note that chart is fucking retarded because it doesn't take into account the fact that far more movies are released per year, many of the additional movies being little art house movies that it wasn't profitable to release in 1997 but as the market grows niche films can afford small releases.
stephenfollows.com
The fact you're such an idiot that wouldn't occur to you is why you like the Economist btw.
her womb is polluted mayne
disney was doing that with star wars too, it's not some psyops, it's just company beeing greedy
I hope no, but I believe they can do this kind of thing. They really hate white people.
and brave!