i don't know much about the friendzone part, it's still a mistery for me but maybe it's because something on the way made them go back and give up, like if it gets complicated or something ? maybe.. they just want it easy after all right ?
impress a girl ?
you just have to be above average somewhere, it's should be enough, really and if where you're average don't impress her it means she's judging you and you should run.
how to get a qtpie gf ?
damn i don't know, it's like at some point when you're dating you will both feel something strong and you're brain just take over the rest then you kiss or something, like it's how most relation begins, also you might need courage to not make it take too much time before it happend or you will get friendzoned or worst...
depend of your luck really. i don't know much about this.
how to be alpha ?
i think mostly you can just learn to take a punch and act like it, you know ? don't have obvious weakness, don't be a weakling, COPE with everything, at any moment, like redpill everything instantly. stay on the page.
how to flirt properly ?
damn i don't know, maybe you won't even realise you're flirting before you do or something ? i think this is my case.
how to make her chase you ?
MAGIC ! ah no joke, you need some magic, like be special and unique you know ? like someone she will never refuse and always say yes to but only to you, just how unique. i don't know be intimate, be like this popular meaning "i am one with her and she's one with me" and that's about it.
just be yourself ?
yes, if you bullshit all the way, then you're in for a nightstand not a long term, like don't lie on your profil stay yourself and you will have what you deserve.
btw the moment she decipher you, trying to test her doing all the things above, is a dead end, nothing wrong checking this way later to see where you're at but first dates and all you should just be yourself and forget about the rest ! the stuff above worked for nobody at all.