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Why are we so awesome?
Isaiah Harris
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Lucas Gomez
Haters hate us cause they ain't us
Kevin White
Well said and fpbp.
Wyatt Green
Some things need no explanation OP they just are.
Dominic Bell
Everyone in you country is an Asian
Bentley Johnson
I love being Canadian.
Jason Sanders
Nice lie.
Europeans make up ~75% of our demographics. The rest fall in the small ~25% bracket. See pic related for proof.
Canada is like all of Europe in 1 country.
Angel Thomas
Asher Jones
A thread died for this... trolling outside of /b/?
Oliver Baker
Post in store prices
Zachary Martin
Isaiah Russell
Jaxson Mitchell
Day of the grill soon.
Gabriel Nelson
Jordan Peterson
You're awesome because of estrogen supplementation in the water, that your government provides. More countries should do it to become inclusive place like Canada.
Lucas Clark
You are objectively one of the gayest countries in the world.
You'll practically be begging to be annexed soon enough.
>50 dollar pound of steak
>30 dollar chicken
>its a fucking leaf
What a disgrace.
Jaxson Cruz
Jason Brooks
>implying canadians eat beef
The khutzpah of this jidf, youre meshuggah mensch
Chase Davis
Fuck man at this point ill take it.
Adrian Wright
The Amerischluss! Fuck yeah.
Jason Barnes
Jow Forums told me that all americans are mutts, it must be true, nobody ever lies on Jow Forums
Matthew Fisher
Freedom without the threat of violence at every public encounter (no 24/7 shootings)
Democracy without the interference from Russia/Israel (real democracy)
Help without the expectation of money (doing things for the sake of being nice)
Healthcare for those who need, even for those you can't gouge for corporations (no breaking your arm and having to give hand jobs to pay for it)
This country is the best country on earth, you know that because even those cynical assholes on this website can only target our progressive leader and food prices being lightly higher than your average nation. This is literally all they can find lmao, it's pathetic, it's like they want to rip on Chad and all they can find is a little green in his dreamy blue eyes.
Luis Edwards
Kill yourself JustPassingThrough.
KILL YOUR FUCKING SELF.
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Sebastian Howard
Could have fooled me, I don't live in a shit hole.
Elijah Thompson
Maple syrup. That's the only explanation.
Alexander Green
Juan James
You’re a fucking retard kill your self
Tyler Ortiz
lol
Nicholas Moore
>khutzpah
common core, never change burger.
>oh right you're not.
Dominic Hernandez
Keep up the good work, lads. So proud of you.
Logan Sullivan
>flag
Luis Moore
Just because :)
Xavier Russell
>US Annexs
>Canadian territories become part of the union
>I get all the rights and freedoms of an American
I don't even care that i would probably have to sign up for the draft, I would have way more rights and freedoms than i do now, and therefore have something to actually fight for.
Fuck this country, all these complacent fucks deserve whatever happens to them.
Jace Johnson
>Freedom without the threat of violence at every public encounter (no 24/7 shootings)
Yet the government is constantly trying to take our firearms and actually pushing to ban all pistols and scary black rifles. even when shootings happen in other countries they use it against legal firearms holders.
Easton Gonzalez
Hunter Watson
ok now go back to facebook faggot
Daniel Morgan
There are better ways to achieve what you want without sucking US cock Leaf.
Check it out.
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Michael Roberts
Very simple, you are not.
Inb4 1812pink house burnt an sheeeiiittt we wazzz leavvvveeessssss
Cameron Turner
Haters hate because they ain't U.S.
FTFY niggerleaf
Logan Turner
you honestly expect me to believe there will be a redemption arc for canada
Juan Reed
You don't suck jew dick like the mutts do.
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Matthew Jenkins
A based leaf, is it possible?
My god, a muslim filled land rich with oil, holding sympathetic groups hostage.....
Julian Sanders
Kill yourself JustPassingThrough.
KILL YOUR FUCKING SELF.
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Caleb Torres
Camden Allen
we were in about 1600 - 17 something
Kevin Foster
No, I believe you are defeated and won't believe what isn't your conclusion.
Isaac Gray
The only thing cool is that Ronnie Wood from The Rolling Stones fucked your prime ministers mom.
Oliver Evans
Brandon Foster
this map just shows exactly what already happened and ruined everything
Ayden James
ok cuck
Landon Bennett
This
Leo Torres
Dont worry Kanata-bro, we'll be gentle.
Charles Cox
Kill yourself JustPassingThrough.
KILL YOUR FUCKING SELF.
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Connor Smith
Trudeau is about to get fucked. We're hitting a turning point, lads.
Noah Perry
we are very tolerant. we let a flamboyant prime minister prance around embarrassing us all and to date no one has curb stomped him
Dylan Thomas
not even Canadian anymore, owned by brazilian
David Bell
Camden Walker
I've been to Beijing, East Africa, Somalia, shit, everywhere, and it was all in Vancouver. The white area was covered in junkies and hookers...good job
Colton Morgan
I make fun of Americans as much as the next Canadian guy, but I don't make fun of their donut binging. Not when our own cultural symbol is a fucking donut shop.
John Roberts
Reminder that for all of the shit you talk about Trudeau, he has three white children. If you do not have at least three white children, you are objectively less of a man then he is, and you've objectively done less to propagate the white race as he has.
Also he has objectively proven that he is less of a faggot then you are.
This might cause you great buttpain, but it's the absolute truth and if you don't like it, then let your disgust motivate you to at least be better then he is.
If you can't/won't create more white children then him, you are objectively more of a fruit then Trudeau, no matter how retarded his socks are or what stupid dance he does next.
There is nothing that you can say that diminishes these facts.
Daniel Perez
I have a question to Canadian anons, does wanting to fuck your dog make the Canadian government grant you citizenship? I've been in a rather steamy relationship with my pitbull pupper and I do not want to live in sin anymore. I really want to settle down, marry my beloved one and get a good job in Canada. Am I inclusive enough? I should add I sometimes lick my dog's balls and let him fuck me in the ass, so I think I will integrate with the rest of Canadian society really quickly.
Luke Bell
>implying they're his children
Isaac Ortiz
despite your weird obsession and coping mutts, it is illegal to have penetrative sex with an animal in Canada. America, on the other hand.....
Parker Wood
The details are irrelevant, are you committed to one another?
Ryder Parker
Parker Cook
Colton Ramirez
The details are irrelevant..are you committed and in a loving relationship?
Blake Scott
I love you guys, and find our feuding on Jow Forums largely austistic even if it is 90% shitposting.
Colton Taylor
you're not you really are a bunch of fags
Henry Sanchez
Hey Satanist how’s it going, reading Siege are you?
Tyler Wilson
Your country is a total NWO shithole and it’s the reason why I unironically support Independence for Quebec just because it would destroy you motherfuckers
Carter Ward
Even our slaughterhouse accidents are freakin awesome!
Parker Ortiz
You probably thought posting this was a good idea, and that doing so make you look better than whoever you're railing against, in which case you'd have to be quite deluded.
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Bentley Hill
>remove Quebec, the biggest dependent province in Canada and chronic gibs recipient
>destroy us
confirmed for knowing nothing about Canada and just repeating what Jow Forums tells you. Americans are really sad.
Dominic Price
trailer park boys
Nathan Jenkins
>he may be a leftist degenerate who further flooded his country with nonwhites, causing untold damage to his country for countless generations but at least he reproduced at just over replacement rate
Sounds like cope spewed by a person whos only accomplishment is having a wife shit out 3 kids which probably arent really his
Jonathan Gonzalez
Quebec is literally the Second Most important province of Canada, it has tons of people and resources, you think it wouldn’t hurt you? Of course leafs wouldn’t know because they’re stupid.
Austin Russell
>it has tons of people
>dependent on gibs from the rest of the country
Quebec is the most unproductive province per capita in Canada and a net loss in terms of GDP. Shit like this is why the American education meme is so prevalent. You're basically saying America would suffer if it got rid of all its niggers. Read a fucking book you absolute brainlet
Dominic James
Ian Anderson
not really
Liam Wilson
I mean your country is the one helping them, you could just cut them off but instead you still fund them
Lincoln Richardson
That hat really fits him.
Julian Ramirez
>Quebec independence would destroy Canada
>I mean it would destroy Quebec
are those goalposts heavy?
Luke Young
higher resolution
Jace Long
19AUG42
best day ever
all canadians should be brutally slaughtered
Gabriel Mitchell
Well, that would suck Canada. Big time. I'm counting on you. If my dog consents, it's none of your business what I do in my bedroom. I thought you understood and embraced inclusivity.
Yes, we love each other dearly. We sleep together in the same bed. Every morning when I wake up, my dog always rolls over, licks my face, then we lick each other for a while and then we have a little quickie on the sofa in the 69 position. Suffice to say, our sex life is very satisfying, I don't sleep around and I don't believe my pupper is either. He is a good mate and I can't imagine my daily routine without him at this point. He is my darling and I want to preserve our happiness by forging a strong marital bond, lest our relationship dissolve prematurely. In the current day and age, people do not want to commit, but I'm not one of those people and my willingness to marry my chosen one precisely stems from my deep respect for my better half.
Isaac Sanders
>I hope Quebec separates so you are destroyed
>why don’t you kick them out, stupid leaf
KYS le 56% mutt
Levi Barnes
calm down m8
Luis Ramirez
We are not awesome. You disillusioned idiot. We are far from awesome.
Canada is the absolute cesspool of Cucks and willful slaves.
But don't worry, I'm enjoying your decline, because I'm unaffected, while you lot are.
Kayden Cook
coming from a country thats 'second fiddle' to Australia, the answer is 'its easier to get everything tight when the network response time for your (everything) is smaller.'
Literally this.
Benjamin Parker
t. immigrant who will cower back to his shithole when the gibs run dry
Owen Thompson
>autistic rage post
Juan Watson
Lack of identity, zero responsibilities to that identity.
Luke Foster
Is it me or are Canadians generally more smart than Americans? I'd estimate their average IQ to be significantly higher.
Josiah Campbell
Thomas Jackson
What's the issue?
Grayson Ramirez
Mexico is better than you
Oliver Barnes
Roasts should cost around 10 dollars...
Ryan King
Kill yourself JustPassingThrough.
KILL YOUR FUCKING SELF.
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Gavin Butler
The only thing stopping the Chinese from walking in and eating your dogs is America