It’s March 8th and you want to take your Cis White Male Boyfriend to see a movie... what do you do?
Captain Marvel All Day, Every Day
Andrew Campbell
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Matthew Wright
>he cares about the theatre jew
Fuck off kike
William Green
Why does anyone on Jow Forums still go to the movies? Oh no Captain Marvel bought movie time away from "Degenerate Jew Movie 4" or "Gay Kike Adventures 6" oh no I am forced to watch Captain Marvel now oy vey!
Carson Ramirez
I'm gonna watch it when it comes out on digital like I do every other movie.
Jonathan Walker
Last movie I watched in theaters was The Last Jedi. Never going back. Trying to get away from film completely. Trying to learn to read again. (That sounds like I'm dumb.)
Oliver Fisher
Literally the last movie I ever saw in my life in theaters was Short Circuit 2 and that movie emotionally scared me so much I never went back to another movie.
Carter Fisher
What, when you were three?
Gabriel Young
Every time you send a dollar to Hollywood a Haitian child is raped, murdered and eaten.
Nathaniel Allen
Captain who?
I only go to theatres when I want to enjoy a good movie. Last good movie I saw in theatres was The Mule, Clint Eastwood did a spectacular job on it. Before that I can't remember, and I don't care
Lincoln Mitchell
stunning and brave theater
Leo Jackson
Perfect representation of what's going on now. White guy wants to help everyone and be nice as goons take advantage of his kindness and best him to death as weak Jew in the background orders them to keep killing him. Johnny 5 was redpilled.
Nathaniel Williams
Play DMC5 instead
Matthew Peterson
Ayden Johnson
Damn dude, im 35 and you have to be older then that. Wtf
Levi Walker
Can someone remind me whats wromg with this movie? Thats right, nothing.
All Captain Marvel threads are a PR firm pushing for negative review mobs and other anger to be directed at movie so they can pkay victims.
Nicholas White
Unironically more attractive than Brie
Michael Rodriguez
I saw it earlier for a second time. It would be nice to see more POC and LGBTQ reptesentation but otherwise a great popcorn flick. All her super powers are really cool and loved the musical scoring.
Robert Brown
I am 46
Tyler Walker
So Short Circuit 2 traumatized you when you were 15 or 16? Which part caused the trauma? Doesnt he come back gold plated and shit.
Landon Miller
When he got beaten and the rest of the movie after that. Plus robots should not be American citizens so this was sly pro immigration bs.
Michael Robinson
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