Riddle me this one, globeheads

It's that time agian!

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Well technically there's four elephants between the turtle and the disc plane, but you get the idea. Mr. Pratchett goit it all right but for the reverse turtle.

Based quads confirm it. Globalists btfo'd

Free your mind globetards

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That’s beautiful

10/10 Hilarious

toss an object up in your hand while you're driving in a car and you'll get your answer

Including /b/ this is quite possibly the dumbest post of the day. Congrats you Portugrease monkey.

No way my car can go 700 mph also there's the windshield and frame in the way, if I was standing on the roof of it and threw it up it'd get pulled backwards even at a much lower speed than the one the Earth is supposed to be spinning at.

Becuse dude sage lmao maaaan.

The flat earth society is based in your country, and has members all across the globe.

Also, have any of you retards ever tried balancing on a ball? The bigger it gets the harder it is:
>golf ball
Super easy
>baseball
Kinda easy
>basketball
Getting tricky
>beach ball
Good luck
>excercise ball
Yeah right

Now imagine how much bigger the suppossed “ball earth” is. It would be literally impossible to balance on.

You niggers stole our gold, the best you can do is high tier bait

the earth doesnt roll under your feet you colossal retard

Reminder that being ignorant is now an option. Educate yourself, don't be like this idiot.

what colour is a tennis ball

Same reason an object dropping in a moving car falls down but falls backwards when dropped outside because of air reistance
So if you where to drop out of earths gravity you woulf just be left behind as the earth spun away

Oh really? How do you explain sunrises and sunsets then retard?
>the absolute state of roundies

we did help you in the ragnarok online race war in '03 so don't be salty. br huehuehue

Of course it doesn't moron and it's because it aint no stupid ball.

Depends. Which side of the turtle are you at?

If the Earth is round, how come birds brush?

youtube.com/watch?v=bb2IWPa5I28
Photoshop trickery just like Nasa, dont let them fool you.

Daily reminder, all flat earth/hollow earth threads are Jews sliding important issues and discrediting "conspiracy theories", OP is a Portagee kike.

Get a load of this sweaty kike

youtube.com/watch?v=QpXSQDVqzsA

thread theme

You land in the same spot because you're rotating at 700mph with the Earth, and the atmosphere you're enveloped in is also travelling at that velocity.

>Also if the imaginary sphere is spinning at around 700 mph how come we land on the same place when we jump?
if you jump high enough, you actually fall to the west of where you jumped.

When you bounce up on a bus after it's a pothole why aren't you flying 65mph toward the back of the bus?

If the Earth is Round, why do cabinets justify?

>riding the bus
No wonder you think the world is round, poorfag

You've caught me red handed.

If the world is round why don't airplanes fly into space?

How come when you're in a train and you jump you land in the same spot?

It's because the object has transferred its velocity to you.

A plane can fly into space if you put rockets on it. Rockets don't need oxygen, unlike jet engines.

> roughhousing on public transportation
Low class scum, no wonder you are a round earther.

Really? That's just basic grade school physics.

You have to jump fast enough to achieve escape velocity, i.e., a rocket.

It's the little shithole near Spain that nobody knows about because Brazil's flag is used to represent the Portuguese language.

Because the experience of movement is relative
Do you need to compensate when tossing a water to your friend in a car going sixty?

If the Earth is round, why can't umbrellas orange?

If the Earth was rotating 1,000 miles per hour we should have had constant never ending storms and hurricanes with massive unstoppable winds. Only a retard would believe this masonic bullshit.

Reverse world map actually looks pretty cool.

700 mph wouldn't sustain life.

A plane takes off at the equator, which is spinning at 1000mph, it flies to the north pole, which is spinning at 10mph. How does it land?

With no survivors

Back to school ahmed

how did the flat hearth movement conclude that we are in a disk?
why not a square, rectangle,triangle or any other type of romboid?

So how can the earth be a spinning globe?

Disinfo agent confirmed. No flat earthers believe the turtle shit
T. Flatearther red pilled by Dubay.

This
Christ you guys are either brainlets or shills sent here to make us all look like brainlets

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The records of the Antarctic wall combined with old pre heliocentric maps and the un flag

You must be fucking joking, please tell me you’re joking

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>the UN flag
Peak retardation attained

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But da world is a cube nigga, explains Minecraft migga?

imagine being so stupid that you get "redpilled" by an antichristian new ager schizo like eric dubay

>pre heliocentric maps
those were maps controlled by their respective governments to manipulate them, they don't prove that hearth is a disk.

> Antarctic wall
even if someone recorded a wall it doesn't prove that the outer shape fits the inner one

>Jow Forums will ALWAYS take flat earth bait

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What year did the apple supposedly fall on Newton's head?

he is a low information brainlet, the geocentric model in the west was ptolemaic, which held the earth as a sphere; spherical earth was widely known in hellenistic greece, since as far back as pythagoras, held by plato, aristotle, etc. Ptolemy wrote his Almagest in the 2nd century and that was the premier understanding of cosmology since then until the likes of copernicus and gallileo. Trigonometry, astronomy and simple empericism leads to spherical earth.

Anyone?

have you ever jumped on a moving bus?

air pressure

Ball earthers are homosexual faggots for worshiping BALLS

google, but what does that have to do with anything

>what does that have to do with anything
Why can't you post the year?

And what connection does an apple have to the year?

What connection does Newton have with the Jesuits?

>checks feet
>curved
OP BTFO

Checked for bait.
Every time.

is that why my erect cock has a curve>?

If the earth is flat why are all other celestial objects spherical in shape
>hur HURRRRRRR space isn’t real.
Nah try again baby dick. Anybody with a telescope can see it for themselves

No.
It's because you damaged it beating off without lube.

You do sleep like that though. I don’t because I’m not a giant.

>implying the earth must be the same as the lights in the sky

>beating off without lube
foreskin lyfe.

Yes. It should
If every single other planet that has been formed, formed in a spherical shape then why would this one suddenly not?

>dicklett

>implying the earth is a "planet"

Saw the picture and got fucking stunned with how retarded it is. I think this one takes the cake, out of all the retardation that comes out of flatearthers this has to be the peak.
Sage btw, how is this not redirected to /x/ after 80+ replies?

Wtf are you doing in MY simulation?

no, its the foreskin

I’m so tired of you fucking flat earth freaks. Like just be normal it’s not that hard

I feel ashamed that we got colonised by flat-earthers

Why wouldn’t this work?

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NASA BTFO!
GLOBESNIFFERS BTFO!
CHECKMATE ATHEISTS!

it's traps all the way down

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>Plays with tip
>damaged shaft
Dicklett

does the curve mean my shaft damaged? i thought i was just born that way?

It's Elon Musk's simulation.

You are dumb. Just dumb.

Nooooo

It’s 1000mph!

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