>Go on tinder
>swipe right on every girl I see for a month
>no matches
>Go on Grindr just to see if there are any passing traps near me
>12 messages in 10 min
Why
Go on tinder
Andrew Smith
John Gutierrez
The dating apps accelerate hypergamy into the realm of parody.
Luis Russell
Because there's little incentive for a woman to have sex with a male stranger. Diseases, pregnancy, slut shaming, bad sex, painful sex, getting murdered
Carson Richardson
you know what you must do
Anthony Martin
Because gays just want some hook up, you just have to be moderately cute and they make the moves themselves because there's no sex role, it's all men.
Girls want to be worked on, maybe pampered a bit. And they raaaaaaarely will make a move because their inbox is probably as full as yours on Grindr, no need to rush.
Noah Price
Traps aren't gay unless you make it gay
Nolan Jones
Gays on grindr are just the most thirsty fucks imaginable, trust me user.
Brody Brown
Don’t swipe right on every girl lol. Only swipe right on hot girls. Tinder has an algorithm which gives everyone a kind of status, and if yoy swipe right on everyone you get a shit tier status (you wont get show to hot bitches). Also to smash pussy on tinder you have to have a SMV of at least 8.
Jacob Sanchez
Sure it isn’t. Stop splitting hairs and admit it. You like dudes.
Tyler Murphy
>tfw last year used tinder and got over 100 likes within a week
>find a gf outside of tinder
>present day single go back on tinder
>Swiped not only every girl in my town but every girl in the next two towns and city too.
>0 likes
The fuck happened
Colton Price
Girls dont use tinder
Landon Rogers
Tinder stops showing your profile to people once your ELO gets too low. Your elo is based on the percentage of girls who swipe right on you. Since women are much more selective about who they swipe, men tend to have lower elo scores.
Matthew Howard
This
It's not like men have a record of NOT abusing the shit out of getting women alone
Andrew Richardson
Gays are sluts.
Carter Jones
Dick is cheap
Pussy is expensive
That’s all you need to know about gender relations
Bentley Cox
He said no matches.
Dont swipe right on every girl, from my understanding it fucks up your profile thinking youre a bot or some other stupid elo shit
Blake Phillips
Can you imagine what a paradise the world would be if women were as thirsty as men are? Nobody would ever feel unwanted
Liam Anderson
Women are as thirsty as men. they just more picky
Luke Stewart
That’s what I meant
Jaxson Hughes
Just wait for sexbots like the rest of us.
Colton King
Just wait for death like the rest of us.
Jayden Taylor
I don't really even want one. I just want to feel some form of companionship before I die. I fear I was born too early for mainstream sentient robutts.
Jaxon Mitchell
Are you a virgin?
Hudson Bailey
Of course I am, did you even have to ask?
Evan Jackson
Dont worry i am too
Gabriel Price
Well I'm 32. What now?
William Robinson
Idk why you ask me lol
Logan Sullivan
how do i know what local girls use tinder so i can avoid them but without making a tinder account
James Davis
>tfw can't Lose my Virginity
>to much asperger
>cant talk to girls
>download grindr
>inbox is filled with horny Dudes wanting to hook up
>fuck 6 Dudes within 1 month before getting a gf
Gay is okay fellas
Logan Phillips
You have to balance your swipe to mutual like ratio. When you make a new account you’re boosted and at top queue. If you blindly swipe you’ll basically become invisible. So swipe maybe 10 times a day for a week. Swipe left on 8 of those and right on 2 of them. Play this game for a while but be really choosy and slow. If it fails to yield results within a week you are either ugly, have a dumb profile or shitty picture, or did something wrong. I’ve managed 1000> matches on multiple reinstalls over the year but please know that this will not fulfill your heart user.
Eventually I gave up and began lifting. Through natty gains I achieved a cute virgin GF and have since left drinking and large social spheres behind. But if you want to practice your dick game, God’s speed
Jackson Nelson
Shit was so cash
Nathan Mitchell
>Get HIV even with a condom like hundreds of gays typically do
Nolan Anderson
He looks like woody from cheers had a child with that one uncle from full house
Kayden Foster
Fucking someone with a cock and balls is gay.