The United Kingdom in the 21st century gentlemen

lmao is that a jojo in the background

>Aged pee

Aged piss contains more harmful bacteria, toxins and high amounts of concentrated ammonia

t. expert pissbottler

It smells stronger when it gets older. Guessing that's the ammonia. But what surprised me when I did it while traveling cross country was the solids. Some manner of separation occurs. Don't know what those are.

>Drinking piss made me smarter
It didn't made you master onga bonga, you are still a nigger who drinks piss.

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It's just dead cells, crystals and waste particles

Better than drinking someone's else piss

>pissing in the toilet
unless you have an exposed backyard or don't have one at all you should always just piss outside which will save you gallons of water

100% guaranteed it was Lyoto Machida that convinced him

quintessentially british
at least hes not drinking 2 pints. well done

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but does he have a license for that bodily waste

The 21st century United Kingdom is a live action shitpost.

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>pissing in the street like a common spacker
ugh

If you don't dilute it you'll burn your grass. If you could have a big cistern that you use to water your lawn, and then piss into that, that would be ideal.

>this faggot owns a little postage stamp of land in a town if that and will never experience the liberating feeling a real man knows of stepping out of his house and pissing anywhere he wants without a chance of being seen by anyone

Landlet

>living in the wilderness like a grazing beast
sput mugget

>lord ahmed of rotherham
ffs.. england is past curable stage
it's like a monty python movie came to life or something

what a fucking joke.

UK get your shit together ffs. this is pathetic. i know the US is already fucked but europe is supposed to be the last stronghold

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How long can piss sit in a milk carton? Will the ammonia eventually eat through the packaging?

Asking for a friend

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>tfw love going outside, walking down the garden and having a piss on a tree

Nature piss, I love that shit.

No, grasshopper. Europe is dead, the UK a rotting corpse.
Cleansing nuclear fire is to only remediation.

You can diarrhorea from drinking urine.
As well as headaches, lethargy, increased thirst.
plus your piss has a darker colour.
>JOJO.
Kenshiro.

lol

milk bottles are usually HDPE which is pretty resilient

kek. it's real. should've just got polacks to work in your factories in the 60's instead of importing pakies. now rotherham is a white meat buffet for ethnics.

I piss in one spot that has no grass on it so its all good

Said the canadian.

Canada is like the UK but with more black people than muslims, thank god to your cold weather otherways it would be infected by thirdworlders.

You guys are a rich country but for how long?

You are still a SJW feminist ridden shitcountry who speaks stupid french.

You are not better than Poland.

based and outsidepeepeepilled

How exactly did that shitskin get that title?

cucks

>UK
>Muslims
take a guess

so the entire country?

Magic negro piss

I worked at this place that had no toilet, everyone used to just piss out the back.
The stench after a couple of weeks was putrid.

I wouldn't drink urine.

does it mean migrants become retarded onions faces after having lived in the west for too long?

This is a psyop, MKUltras finest. The bomb is not him drinking his piss, it's in the text bellow the pic: "Fabian Farquharson, 37, FROM SHEFFIELD, SOUTH YORKSHIRE".
He is clearly not from the U.K. They use this shit to normalize YOUR perception on who is a british citizen.

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If he ate his shit before, then he is now smarter with only drinking his piss.

>Farquhar
That man is quintessentially British.

>tastes like bitter ale
So the pisswater comparison that brits make when talking about American beer comes from experience eh?

is this why trump is smart? asking cause of the piss tapes and all.

this is basically how i pictured the uk.

Why is his piss yellow?
Why does no one drink enough water is it because your countries are cold so you just skip the drinking water part of your diet?

>from Sheffield, South Yorkshire
KEK

He is cleary taking the piss

based and mega red pilled, kudos to the new briton

Why not just have a fruit smoothie instead?
Do you need to gulp your own waste product?

Damn Nigger, don't believe everything you read on the Internet!

Fixed it for you.

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Just throw some bleach in that shit senpai

Say you're a desert savage out in the dunes on your camel.
You're sweating your balls off, becoming dehydrated.
Cramps nausea, irregular heartbeat... signs of heatstroke start kicking your ass.
You drink your urine.
A goatfucker miracle occurs and you stay alive long enough to get to the next village.

>Urine cures illness.

lol @ Achmed.

Please tell me this is just a good meme and not real.

Just put the cover down.

>Anyone ever pissed a lot throughout the day but not flushed, so as to save water?

WHY!!???
Water is all but free!
Flush the DAMN TOILET every time you use it!!!

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alot of people are living with kidney disease already and don't know it. the body does a good job of compensating when nephrons in one kidney fail. I would have to say alcohol tends to be the culprit. drinking too much or binge drinking on a regular basis wrecks havoc on your GI Tract, Liver and Kidneys. hydration is key. concentrated urine (like you have in the morning) is more difficult for the kidneys to produce when dehydrated. Alcohol dehydrates you even more and makes your body work harder.

He does look healthy tho

VERY bitter ale.

Any way we can get white liberals to start drinking their own urine as a gesture of solidarity and wokeness?

>Any way we can get white liberals to start drinking their own urine as a gesture of solidarity and wokeness?

Sure! Tell them it helps to destroy "Toxic Masculinity" and the they will be chugging the stuff!

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>europe is supposed to be the last stronghold
Aren't you forgetting someone? ;)

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That cant be good for his kidneys

Some people will believe the wackiest things are healthy for them.
The Koran records that Muhammad drank camel urine for ailments. So Muslims believe that drinking camel urine is good for health. (Every word of the Koran is true.) I have seen reports that some Muslims in western countries are importing camel urine.
There might be a market for some enterprising camel owners in western countries, what with stupid Muslims now being a common feature in the west.
Is this bloke Muslim? Maybe someone could convert him to camel piss.

all niggers are american

drinking your own piss? Is this an English thing?

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It says right there in the headline, leaf.

Go see a doctor, user.

Nope, greens up my grass

rhabdomyolysis

Haha, dude you're gonna die

Tony Blair's government. Honestly the Fabian Socialists are more dangerous than the AOC/Sanders types.

>Why is his piss yellow?
Probably because instead of drinking lots of water he drinks his own piss.